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2020.08.22 15:29 jb91263596 [RF] See It For What It Is

How do I say this? I guess: I’m not a ‘bad’ person.
I’ve done bad things and I’ll do more… but I don’t think I’m trying to do the wrong thing. I just see the world for what it really is, then I do something about it. If you saw yourself running full-tilt at a brick wall, you’d do something about it, wouldn’t you? So if I’m stuck and I see a way to get out, I don’t think I’m bad for doing what it takes to make the situation work.
Mr. Stevenson found me in 1991. I don’t even remember where I was working at the time- some junior management job with more stress than money. I was at a pub in a wrinkled suit- I remember that vividly, for whatever reason. You used to be able to smoke in bars back then. I didn’t smoke but I may as well have, for how bad I’d stink when I got home.
Mr. Stevenson – Reg? Rick? Rob? Something like that. He scares the shit out of everyone he meets, so when you hear someone else call him ‘Mr. Stevenson’ you take the hint and do it, too. Anyway, Mr. Stevenson was a little drunk. He told me he was having a shitty day, the way you do to other pathetic strangers bellied-up at a dirty neighborhood pub. He didn’t slur his words, but alcohol must’ve been a factor for him to say what he said.
Mr. Stevenson was in construction. Maybe 80 people on the books. But he told me about a load of cocaine he arranged from across the border, and how someone screwed him out of it the minute he gave them the cash.
I’ve thought about this for a long time: why did he offer me a job? The best answer I can find is that, in that dirty pub, I just looked him in the eye with a flat expression; the kind that says “so what?” I guess it was a pretty big deal and he shouldn’t have told me about it… but the lack of shock on my face must’ve endeared him to me. We both let the subject drop; he might even have been a little rattled, in hindsight, for having mentioned such a heavy topic out loud. Anyway, he steered the conversation to me and how I hated where I worked. He bought a couple shots- the cheapest gold tequila they had- and eventually offered me a job. Said I should quit and show up at his office tomorrow. He handed me $2000 to show he was serious.
I took the cash. About a quarter of an inch in wrinkled fifties. He didn’t say what the job was; barely asked what I did for work currently. Maybe he was looking for someone loyal. Versatile. Didn’t need to ask a lot of questions. It wasn’t until I got home that I realized the cash wasn’t a lure… it was my first paycheque. I’d taken the job whether I knew it or not and it didn’t give me any reaction at all.
I showed up at the office. I had a lot to drink the night before, so I wasn’t a hundred percent on the guy’s name in the morning. The lost look on my face was enough, though, and the receptionist asked “are you here to see Mr. Stevenson?” The look on my face was all the answer she needed to lead me to his office.
Mr. Stevenson didn’t smoke but the wallpaper in his office suggested otherwise. It was that vomit-yellow kind of beige, glossy like vinyl, and textured to look like a gauzy woven cotton. The color was more intense near the ceiling where brown smudges - icicles of filth- seemed to ooze out of the floor above. If you didn’t look at it, it wasn’t so bad. The room didn’t smell like anything, really. Drugstore deodorant and Gillette shave foam, like a suburban dad.
Mr. Stevenson talked at me for hours that day. Spared no detail. Told me how I was going to get his money back. This is what kills me: he didn’t need to convince me at all. There was a problem to solve, he gave me the tools to solve it, and went on his way. Isn’t that what every job is? Solving a problem for money, since you probably wouldn’t do it for fun? He clapped his hand into mine for a handshake (the sting of the impact lasted for about an hour into my drive) and told me to get going.
So again- if you had an obstacle in front of you, and a way to walk around it: wouldn’t you? Mr. Stevenson needed me to go to Florida to talk to the guy who took his money. He had a friend in the US already but didn’t want him to do it alone. Mr. Stevenson had me on his company books as an ‘accountant’ so he couldn’t have me crossing the border under my own name, in case it got tied to him. I thought the bigger risk was calling me ‘an accountant’… that cover would fall apart if someone asked me to count backwards from one hundred by sevens.
It’s so easy; I don’t know why more people don’t do it. To get a fake passport, you need all kinds of other documents that can only be got if you’re born. Nobody ever said anything about dying… just born. Mr. Stevenson gave me an extra $500 for gas and motels- he sent me across the Quebec border and told me to get at least two or three hours north of Montreal. I was supposed to look for small towns; the kind that aren't even listed on gas station maps.
The trick to being ‘born’ is to go to one of these small towns and walk the graveyards. Look for the grave of a kid who was born around the same time as me (I looked young for my age, so I had some wiggle room) and who died before he was ten or twelve. The ministry that issues birth certificates doesn’t talk to the ministry who issues death certificates (even less so, if you do it all in two different provinces), so once you have the name and date of birth: it’s you. Mr. Stevenson warned me not to cheat by going to a bigger town closer to a city: loads of creeps have already done this there, and the passports get flagged from so much fraud on a single name.
It took until dark but I got my name. I didn’t speak a word of French so it didn’t make any sense to do the paperwork in Quebec. I drove home in the dark so I could save as much of the expense money as I could, in case this job didn’t work out.
I’m a terrible liar. When some people lie, they can convince themselves that they aren’t lying at all… and it’s easy for them. I see everything. I know I’m lying, while I’m lying. My brain and my body are screaming at me- telling me all the ways I’m doing it wrong. Don’t slump your shoulders. Don’t look up and to the left; keep eye contact. My biggest fault is that I try to back-up the lie by lying more… and that’s my tell. So I’ve learned to shut up. Stop offering extra information. Tell the lie, then let it sit there, between us. It’s a challenge: what are you, going to call me a liar to my face? They never do. I had to visit a couple Service Canada offices and talk to three agents on the phone but I got it all. Birth certificate. Then SIN number. The passport was hardest- Mr. Stevenson had to introduce me to a couple ‘friends’ who could be my references. We talked on the phone to get our stories straight about where and when we met, so it all made sense.
Crossing the border should’ve been hard, but it was easy. That same trick- the challenge- works every time. “Name? Business or pleasure? Where are you staying? For how long?” Always the shortest possible answer; look them in the eye and try to bend your eyebrows like a sad puppy. Then let the answer sit there until they ask the next thing. “Go ahead.”
Mr. Stevenson never threatened me or warned me… but I got his message loud and clear: if anyone discovered who I was or what I was doing, they’d do all the things to me that they wanted to do to Mr. Stevenson if they ever got hold of him. I wrote the addresses and phone numbers he gave me inside the inner lining of a hardcover book I’d steamed open. I only tore it open again once I’d crossed the state line into Florida.
I was supposed to meet Bill. It was ungodly hot and damp; the humidity made my temples throb. Funny- stress had nothing to do with it at all. Bill was waiting for me at a Super 8 Motel that was sandwiched directly between a couple of hundred-foot-tall elevated billboards. One had a picture of a nearly naked stripper laid on a black satin sheet, with a single chrome-metallic cursive-font word above her that said ‘Maven’s’. Was her name Maven? Was she ‘a maven’, a connoisseur of something? I don’t think even the owner knew. The other billboard was- and I’m not kidding- completely filled with the single word ‘JESUS’. Not even ‘Jesus Saves’ or ‘Praise Jesus’… just ‘Jesus’.
Bill outlined the plan. Mr. Stevenson’s target lived in a tiny swamp town, right in the centre of the pan-handle. Florida’s only nice when you’re on the coast; you’ve got to be a real piece of garbage to spend my time in the interior. The target’s name was Raph; he drank at a local bar with his girlfriend. Bill said they’d constantly do cocaine in the bathrooms (Mr. Stevenson’s cocaine) so they never truly got drunk… whenever the alcohol made them sluggish, the cocaine would perk them up. If the cocaine got them too jittery, alcohol would bring them down again. You can only do this for so long… but they seemed to know where the line was.
Raph was smart- in a small bar in a small town, strangers never just stroll in. If newcomers want to go somewhere, they go to the damned Applebee’s… not a dirty hut with a couple neon signs, surrounded by gators and sludge. Bill and I came up with our plan, went to sleep, and spent the next day getting ready.
I don’t know if Bill had a gun but I didn’t. Didn’t want one, anyway. We parked on the road shoulder about 30 yards from the bar. My shoes got coated in scum walking through ditches so we weren’t seen. It was only about 4pm- still daylight- but that’s an uncommon time for hard drinking unless you’re a real piece of trash like Raph. We made our way behind the quiet bar and stood next to the dumpster.
Our plan was easy: we gave a local junkie $30 and told him we didn’t mind if he used it to get high. Bill had already staked-out that this kid bought his heroine off Raph, so the kid phoned him and asked him for a pickup at 4pm. We went back to the kid about an hour later and said we bumped into Raph, who gave us the order to pass along. We took our $30 back and gave him his drugs. Now we knew Raph would be out back at 4pm to meet this kid.
About 5 minutes late for the meetup, Raph stepped outside. Cigarette already in his mouth, the whites of his eyes more pink than anything else. His girlfriend was with him. She was rail thin and her elbows and knees were knobby where the bones get wider. She had oily dreadlocks that must’ve weighed as much as the rest of her. It wasn’t part of the plan, but we took her, too. Bill slugged Raph in the head with an aluminum bat; the girl barely had time to say anything before he got her just as bad. We dragged them into a ditch, then Bill smoked a cigarette over them while I got the car.
They were out cold the entire time. We drove them deep into a swamp property Mr. Stevenson knew about- the kind that’s acres and acres deep with no real roads or paths. Somehow there was a little ten-by-ten foot shed in a clearing. Despite the algae growing on it, it couldn’t have been more than a year old. We dragged them out of the trunk and into the shed. Even with the windows open it was so hot and still in there… I thought that’d be torture enough.
We tied them to chairs and searched them. I think Bill knew I was inexperienced, so he took the girl. Raph had a pistol in his boot- a sissy little .22 revolver that held five shots. In his shorts he had a folding knife so dull it couldn’t have put a hole in jello.
Bill’s search was worse- it’s been the only thing that upset me for a long, long time. He found razor blades on her. Everywhere. The kind your grandfather’s razor used to use; blade on one side and a thick backing on the other, still wrapped in cardboard sleeves for a little safety. They were in the brim of her crocheted Rasta hat. They were in her hair. In her pockets. Underneath the terrycloth sweatband she wore on her wrist. One was in her panties, for god’s sake. How fucked up do you need to be for that many blades? And one in your crotch? I try not to read into things… but this bitch was evil. She knew how bad she was, what she’d done wrong, and how hard she needed to work to keep people from catching up to her. As long as I live, Raph’s girlfriend is the only thing that can give me nightmares. Not the body, but the soul.
They awoke eventually. I think even Bill was starting to worry he’d hit them too hard. He offered them bumps of cocaine and they hungrily accepted.
Bill wasn’t a bad guy: he was like me. Just wanted to solve a problem and get out. He was actually pretty nice to the couple. They stayed tied to their chairs… but nobody screamed or swore or name-called. Not one of us. It was surreal; we treated each other like it was a double-date over milkshakes.
The next day-and-a-half was long but smooth. Bill offered the couple keys of cocaine when they got drowsy, I offered them shots of tequila when they got thirsty. Bill would calmly ask “where is it?” every half hour or so. Cocaine. Tequila. “Where is it?”
Sometimes they looked resigned, like they knew they were caught and had no place to go. Sometimes they looked happy, like they knew Bill and I would get tired or run out of coke and booze and just let them leave. Sometimes they talked to each other. I’m not sure if it was a code language or if they were concussed, drunk, and stoned out of their minds… but they talked lots in mumbled gibberish.
A day and a half is what it took to break them. Head trauma, heat, and enough chemicals to kill a horse. They told us where the money was. Bill wiped the sweat from his forehead and left the shack. I followed. We left Raph and the girl in the inside.
We drove about 20 minutes by the directions Raph gave us; I didn’t expect it to be real, but sure enough the money was there. We loaded it into the trunk and drove to a diner. I called the number Mr. Stevenson told me to, if we found the cash: a sweet old woman answered. I wished there was a code phrase we had agreed on like “Matlock is on at 4:00pm” since that would’ve made me feel less guilty… but I just said “we got it.” She said “I’ll let him know” and, after a second of silence, I hung up. I'll always wonder why she waited on the line.
Bill drove me back to the motel. I was tired, but it was early enough in the day and I just wanted to get out of the heat. I showered and packed my clothes and took my rental car back to the airport. Bill told me he’d go back to the shed and let them go, but I think he was lying to make me feel better. If he’d bothered to read my face back in the shack: it’d make me feel better to leave them there. They were a problem, and we solved them.
I crossed the border under my fake name again, this time, using the alias with the comfort of my own name.
Just like Mr. Stevenson told me to, I stayed out of the office until the following Monday. I guess he didn’t know how long it would take to finish, and didn’t want me wandering into the office when it would be difficult to explain.
I worked for Mr. Stevenson until around 2005 when he retired. His son took the company over. Just as crooked as Mr.Stevenson (senior) but more of a thug without grace or dignity or fairness. With Mr. Stevenson, I don’t think I ever committed one crime… I only set the record straight, for him. I got a salary of $82,000 and I probably only put in three or four months of actual work each year. I kept my nose out of drugs, didn’t ask a lot of questions, and never killed anyone. To my direct knowledge, at least.
I’m not ashamed of this. I told my son the stories; I didn’t know what else to tell him when I got back from business trips. He’d sit there and listen to me, his eyes wide with attention. He never looked scared or worried- maybe it was the calmness in my voice that made it all sound normal- he never had a nightmare or told his teachers.
I’ll never understand that kid as long as I live. He’s thirty-two now. He’s a junior foreman at a bigger construction company; stands out in the sun all day with a reflective vest and blueprints, telling a crane operator where to drop his load. He’s as gentle as a blade of grass and he doesn’t touch alcohol. Is he really happy? I don’t know. A job like that- in the heat and the cold, same thing over and over again- would drive me crazy. If it’s a problem for him, I hope he got the message: there’s always a way around. If he doesn’t like the job, “I can’t get another one” isn’t an excuse… can’t is just a mask for won’t or shouldn’t or scared to.
If you really see how the world works, you can solve a problem. Maybe not the way everyone else wants you to solve it, but it’ll get done and you’ll feel good that you’re the one who did it.
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2020.08.09 01:00 Whomstventlld The things Neptune is not allowed to do in ANY VERSION of Gamindustri (Part 1)

  1. Neptune is not allowed to feed anything with eggplant to IF.
  2. Telling new adventurers that you can tame an ancient dragon with a rolled up newspaper and a tummy rub is right out.
  3. No longer allowed to challenge Histoire to unwinnable games like tic-tac-toe. It was three days before Histoire conceded a draw.
  4. Plutia is not to be taunted!
  5. Giving jelly-based products to dogoos is just plain pointless.
  6. Attempting to disprove Kurome, to Kurome, is a horrible idea. The Anomalous Objects Department is still studying the resulting cube, supposedly only Uzume is not able to lift.
  7. While it is true that "No one expects the Planeptune Inquisition!", that is only because there is no such thing.
  8. Umio is not currently king of anywhere. Or queen.
  9. Crushed Sharicite is not to be used for recreational or procreational purposes. Please do not crush it.
  10. Although it is entirely possible to use Shares currently under control of Planeptune to create tentacle monsters, no. —1. Not even if Plutia asks nicely.
  11. There is no market for dogoo brand pornography. —1. No, not even in Leanbox.
  12. Should not replace the buckshot in IF’s shotgun shells with any of the following: birdseed, confetti, cake sprinkles, sawdust, or glitter.
  13. Arfoire’s farm is not the correct agency for dealing with Share losses from horrible eldritch artifacts sold by MAGES
  14. Victims of Plutia are not toys. —1. Nor are they to be used as examples at any ████-related gathering.
  15. Neptune is not allowed to bargain with people for their "souls." Not even if she can get them a good deal.
  16. Don't let Neptune get a sample of [REDACTED BY AOD]. Let my laptop be the last victim.
  17. Not allowed to go off my medication.
  18. May not use any form of the word 'accident' as an excuse.
  19. Change the Basilicom guards’ dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays. —1. No matter how many times you say please, Neptune, we won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the guards’ dress code.
  20. If a rule says never to do something, it is not because we want to control your mind. Yes it is. —1. No, it's not, and Neptune may not edit this document.
  21. Thermite Pudding is not to be handed out as weaponry to unsuspecting new soldiers. Or to be used at all. Or made.
  22. Plutia’s [DATA REDACTED ON ORACLE REQUEST]. Not even for recreational use.
  23. Not allowed to send Nigerian-esque spam email to the Deity of Sin.
  24. Not allowed to lead a military campaign against Lowee under any circumstances. without inviting Uni at all. In fact, just stay 500 feet away from any military unit at all times without Histoire’s permission.
  25. Not allowed to end national broadcasts with lyrics from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". —1. But is allowed to end with lyrics from the National Anthem. —2. The interpretive dance routine, however, is forbidden until she gets lessons for the foreseeable future, as it does not yet exist and likely never will.
  26. Neptune is not allowed anywhere near a Renaissance Festival. —1. Especially not with Noire in garb.
  27. NONE of your weapons are anyone’s sex toys.
  28. If a mind-controlling object is discovered, it is to be turned over to the Anomalous Objects Department. It is not to be used to advance herself or others higher in any other governments.
  29. Neptune is NOT: A superhero of any sort, Head of Public Relations, in charge of Orientation for new Basilicom staff, a doctor of psychology, a military commander, made out of bacon, in possession of a ‘dumb high’ IQ of 189, Head of National Meme Review, or a member of Maintenance Staff. (Sorry boys, Neptune IS CPU thus a military commander and Head of Public Relations. It's usually best not to ask why.
  30. There is no Ethics Committee. —1. And even if there was, does anyone believe Neptune would be on it? —2. As anything other than a 'What not to do?'
  31. No longer allowed to make up jodies for morning calisthenics. —1. Yes, this includes The Mickey Mouse Club song.
  32. Neptune is not allowed to apply anomalous effects to any other CPUs. Again.
  33. Neptune is not from an alternate timeline. —1. Neptune cannot issue orders to "preserve the timeline". —2. Or to "corrupt the timeline". —3. Or to "screw with those history nerds".
  34. Neptune is not allowed to challenge any CPU to a duel, and then give them a weapon containing an Anticrystal(s).
  35. Neptune is not allowed near Anticrystals in any way or any excuse. Remember what just a small one did to Rei.
  36. Neptune and her dimension-traveling self are not allowed to interact without the presence of a responsible administrator. —1. Croire does not count as a responsible administrator. —2. Nor does Uzume. —3. Or Plutia. —4. In fact, let's just keep the two of them apart, period.
  37. Chainsaws are not the solution to every question. —1. Nor is 'More Chainsaws'. —2. Or "Chainsaw cannons" ——1. Except for that one time. And yes, it was awesome.
  38. Monster speed dating never happened. Any one who claims to remember such an event should report to the 34th floor of the Planeptune Basilicom for administration of Blanc and Compa’s hammer-based memory treatment.
  39. Neptune is not allowed to use or do anything to alter or affect the outcomes of any reality based television shows, including but not limited to Survivor, Big Brother, Hell's Kitchen, American Idol, or any dating show on VH1. —1. Not even if Nepgear asks nicely.
  40. Neptune is not allowed to administer ‘Plutie Spankings’ to IF as punishment, as it causes permanent mental damage. —1. No, it doesn't matter that they are both "consenting adults", no matter how much either of them argue otherwise. —2. It is good enough that IF can joke about consenting to that now, let’s not ruin her again. —3. There is no way IF actually enjoys that now. What did she say? No, that’s not possible. —4. Neptune must now each day reflect on what she has done to IF. We still cannot believe she of all people enjoys that shit. (How many times did it take for her to even just not get traumatized?)
  41. 5pb is not to be given song requests by you, especially not "Like A Virgin".
  42. ‘Accidentally’ spilling substances that happen to resemble Vert’s experimental humanoid body growth compounds on a dogoo in the presence of everyone was funny exactly once, and the smell of urine exuding from Noire's panties spoiled the moment.
  43. Neptune is no longer allowed to look traumatized and utter the phrase “It’s for the greater good right?” in the presence of anyone with knowledge of Nepgear’s actions in past timelines.
  44. Nothing in the Anomalous Objects Department is rated 'Over 9000.'
  45. Stop posting classified information on 4-chan. —1. Or Nepgear’s non-consenting pantie shots —2. Or your own pantie shots
  46. No using small monsters for personal gain. —1. Or to plant monitoring equipment in Noire’s room. ——1. I don’t care that they are fake or that you don’t have romantic feelings for her, let’s not remind her of Anonydeath.
  47. If it involves doing something wrong, it isn't right.
  48. If it involves something right, you did it wrong.
  49. If Neptune has to ask, she should not know. —1. If Neptune should not know… run.
  50. Despite being CPU, Neptune is not allowed to declare war on any country, thing or person on her own.
  51. The national treasury or officials’ credit cards are not to be used to purchase pornography. —1. Not even for other peoples’ pornography.
  52. Neptune is not a "marital aid" and cannot refer to herself as such. Especially on official documents.
  53. Neptune is not the Lord of Rodly Might. —1. And is hereby banned from playing Dungeons and Dragons making use of real monsters to 'simulate the real danger.'
  54. Neptune is not allowed to go to fan conventions alone. —1. Let alone use them as recruitment drives. —2. Especially not at Furry Conventions.
  55. When writing a report on anything, more detail is expected than "Ask Histoire” —1. And inventing new security clearances just so nobody can see what you've written is also considered poor form.
  56. Showing Hell’s Kitchen episodes to Blanc was not a wise decision. Please never try this with any other potentially dangerous people.
  57. "For the Emperor" is not an acceptable justification for any decision. You are the CPU.
  58. "My evil twin did it" was never considered a viable excuse. —1. This applies to anyone but Uzume.
  59. Yes, forum trolls are annoying. No, they don't automatically become a threat to national security.
  60. Not allowed to lace muffins with Ex-lax. Again.
  61. Neptune is not allowed to send e-mails with computer-igniting amounts of share energy attached as a png. —1. How did you even do that?
  62. The "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" is not grounds to pit more than fifteen powerful monsters, including ancient dragons and Iris Heart, against each other. —1. "Weeding out some of these angsty teens with attitude problems," however, is. —2. Neptune is in fact allowed to administer 'Free Hugs.' Not from these monsters.
  63. Not allowed to kick a dogoo for no reason. —1. Not allowed to play dodgeball with a dogoo. Not allowed to play any type of ball game with a dogoo.
  64. Any proposal which includes the phrase 'Metric Fuck Load' is straight out denied.
  65. Monsters are not to be spooked when being held by IF. No monsters should be anywhere near IF for no reason, let alone eggplant-based ones.
  66. Planeptune’s motto is currently undetermined, and is not going to be any of the following: —1. "Punch Arfoire Hard" —2. "Let's use it in our food!" —3. "Throw the cheese!" —4. "That's it, you're on Dogoo Duty." —5. "Can we put it in a bike?" —6. "Blood makes the grass grow, kill, kill, kill!" —7. "Fuck trees, I climb clouds motherfucker!" —8. "Someone is getting stabbed." ——1. But some days, it should be. —9. "Whose hand is that?" —10. "If all else fails, poop on it." —11. "If all else fails, there's always the south ledge." —12. "We need bigger kittens." —13. "Society of Legendary Perverts." —14. "Fuck Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. We've got Nep, Blanny, P-ko and Ploot." —15. "Throw knives at it until it stops." —16. "Pudding and sis’ panties, two great tastes that taste great together." —17. "Leanbox is just a bunch of pansies." —18. "Who wants to see what I can make Nepgear do in public?" —19. "For the Horde!" —20. "Science for the Science God!" —21. "Make sure to wipe your feet!" —22. "When in doubt, feed it to Copypaste." —23. "Slapstick, Clowns and Puns" —24. "Drop the blanket now!" —25. "Seduction, Coitus, and Pregnancy" —26. "We always need more robot!" —27. "Still Alive, and Found the Cake" —28. "Don't Worry, Histy won't ever figure it out!" —29. "Will it blend?" —30. "Commies love us!" —31. "Snap Crackle and Pop"
  67. Neptune is no longer allowed to play "Hippocratic Oath Chicken" with Compa.
  68. A full minute of stunned silence means "My God what did you do?" not "Please continue."
  69. Pranks placed into new staff's desks are not funny because they "ran out in record time."
  70. Attempts to use Planteptune radio telescopes to contact omniscient and omnipotent extraterrestrial entities will result in a bill for any damage to local space-time, including the cost of demoting objects to dwarf planet status.
  71. Despite her doctoral degree, Compa is not allowed to be convinced by you to either prescribe or administer any of the following: —1. enemas —2. homeopathic remedies —3. any sort of medication —4. free hugs ——1. This applies only if there is something actually wrong with the patient other than being in a bad mood. —5. the healing power of laughter —6. sexual healing —7. 'more cowbell'
  72. Neptune is no longer allowed to offer the solution of "Use more guns" to any problem. —1. Or "Get bigger guns." —2. This applies to you as well Uni.
  73. Despite what she may say and any evidence, no matter how plausible, Planeptune has never and will never be associated with Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and regardless of what Neptune may say, she is not, and I quote, "A real life wizarding tutor." —1. Nor is she a vampire. That was body glitter and bad acting. —2. And despite what the computer file on her may say, she is not Muad'dib. The spice can flow just fine without her.
  74. The "IF School of Witchcraft and Wizardry" is just a plain bad idea.
  75. Yes, empirical evidence is the foundation of science. Yes, blind faith is the death of reason. No, this does not logically imply that anyone is ethically obligated to demonstrate the existence of breasts under laboratory conditions.
  76. If Neptune is ever found under the influence of any recreational substance, she must immediately be contained under level 15 containment. If you want to know why, please refer to the security tapes for ██/██/████ between the hours of ██:██ am and ██:██ pm. —1. If Neptune is found deliberately getting high to get out of paperwork, she is to be placed in a Type 4 cell and hosed down with cold water from a pressurised hose for no less than 5 minutes. Maybe this will teach you that drugs are bad, m'kay?
  77. Cthulhu and R'lyeh are not valid reasons to send Pandora's Box out into the Pacific Ocean in order to capture them. Furthermore, these are not even proven to exist, and I will find the person who decided to enter a database file for them.
  78. Neptune is not allowed to upload visual memetic kill agents to 4chan 7chan any imageboard. —1. Well, okay, maybe to 4chan. It'd be doing the gene pool a service.
  79. Neptune cannot change the standard issue prison uniform to black pants with a red polo shirt. —1. I see your reasoning, but we just don't want to be associated with Star Trek.
  80. No matter how many times she may claim it, no matter how many uniforms we may confiscate, Neptune is not a ninja, nor has she ever been. —1. No. Not even if she uses magic to do it.
  81. There are no security codes for: —1. Zombie conga line —2. Badass hat —3. Vampire can-can —4. Disco corpse —5. Intense homoeroticism —6. High-Impact Sexual Violence —7. Man disguised as a palm tree —8. Man with porn 'stache —9. Kung fu rasta —10. Puppy-eating monks —11. Justifiable homicide of all you dumb ass mother humpers. —12. Multi-Dimensional Nep reunion (Code Brown. Find a place to hide, and make sure you leave an offering of booze and pudding outside your door.) —13. Linda beach party.
  82. Just because Compa is a doctor does not mean that she is the Doctor, no matter how British she can make herself sound. —1. No, memory of past timelines is not proof against this. —2. Nor is any structure that results from placing a pocket dimension inside of a police call box. —3. Adopting female members of the staff and calling them "companions" is right out. —4. That syringe is NOT a sonic screwdriver. —5. The Doctor who?
  83. While humour can be an effective way to improve staff morale, it is highly inappropriate to make "Your mum" jokes in any serious discussion.
  84. Neptune may not classify anyone, including herself, as a memetic hazard.
  85. Neptune is no longer allowed to accept or use the following as payment for bets: —1. Your soul —2. Anyone else's soul —3. Virgin's blood —4. Reproductive organs —5. Anomalies —6. Memories (real or imagined) —7. Pieces of your past I have no idea how that worked with Nepgear, but apparently she can do it. —8. R18 island —9. Beads —10. Firstborn children —11. Second-born children —12. Red-headed stepchildren —13. Rented mules —14. Gold spun from straw —15. A child's laughter —16. A child's tears —17. Virginity —18. Ponies —19. Anyone's grandmother —20. Anyone's grandfather —21. Anyone's sister —22. Any blood relative
  86. No matter how many times she photoshops herself into a picture of a bunch of dead alligators, and no matter how many Australians worship her, Neptune is not, and never was, the "King of Australia". —1. Nor does every CPU "really hate it when you jam your thumb up their bum." ——1. And she is not allowed to do that "Right naow!"
  87. As funny as Incident SecBreach-LS was, Neptune is not allowed unsupervised access to recovered files. Researchers are still trying to figure out how animate pictures of Noire were so powerful, despite only being holograms.
  88. Neptune is not allowed to tell new researchers experimenting on Computer-Based anomalies to divide by zero, find the square root of negative one, or find the last digit of pi. Dr. ██████ is still comatose, and the anomalies themselves are quite displeased with the event.
  89. Neptune is not allowed to use examples from Star Trek when administering Turing tests to artificial intelligences of any sort. Computer hardware does not grow on trees, dammit!
  90. Neptune is not allowed to plant ████ into science labs. We're still picking up complaints from the office of Stephen Hawking. —1. No, not even for the good of "SCIENCE" —2. Or even as "Science for the Science God". Neptune is also not allowed to refer to herself as such either.
  91. Neptune is not allowed to re-enact the locker scene from Men In Black, nor play Godzilla with Zero Dimension citizens. —1. Nor is she allowed to set herself up as a god to them. They have Uzume. —2. Testing between Dark CPUs and Peashy is also banned. "David and Goliath" scenarios are just as harmful to those people as the Godzilla incident. —3. Neptune is not allowed to grow herself, then use them to simulate "Dwarf Fortress".
  92. Neptune is not allowed to show Nepgya any of the following: —1. any Uwe Boll movies —2. The Room —3. Troll 2 —4. Manos: The Hands of Fate —5. movies considered "so bad they're good" —6. movies considered "cult classics" —7. you know what, Neptune is just not allowed to show Nepgya any movies at all, ever.
  93. Neptune is not allowed to claim anything has "Breached Containment" and then leave a dining fork in the hallway.
  94. Neptune is not Best Heart. No such person exists at this time.
  95. Neptune is not allowed to give IF a copy of any Harry Potter books. —1. What did you do?
  96. Neptune is not allowed to give people parking tickets.
  97. Neptune is not allowed to send anything into the past, future, or to alternate dimensions.
  98. Neptune is not allowed to accuse people of being duplicates of herself with the intention of having them terminated, unless they actually are duplicates of herself. —1. Adult Neptune is not allowed to convince people Neptune is a copy of her.
  99. Neptune may not put "A cup of orgasm" into a smoke grenade. —1. Neptune may not create a "cup of memetic orgasm" and use it on worldwide television. —2. Neptune is not permitted to create orgasms of any kind, memetic, sentient or otherwise. —3. Given the results of creating a cup of "Dear God No", Neptune is no longer allowed to use anomalous liquids directly or outside of approved testing. —4. Given that she asked another staff member to make a "Cup of Explodium" to "see what would happen", Neptune is not allowed to ask other staff members to make things for her, no matter how instructive, funny or helpful the results would be. The only exception to this is ordinary meals.
  100. Neptune is not allowed to make, accept, or take a rake-off on, bets concerning XK-class End-of-the-World Scenarios.
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2020.06.08 22:47 AvatarKanol Official Croatian Weekly Chart Discussion: "Blinding Lights" at #1, "Rain On Me" debuts at #2, "Break My Heart" #3, Ava Max enters top 10; Week 23

Top 10 on the Official Charts:
  1. The Weeknd – "Blinding Lights" (=) THIRTEENTH WEEK AT #1
  2. Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande – "Rain On Me" NEW ENTRY
  3. Dua Lipa – "Break My Heart" (=)
  4. Doja Cat – "Say So" (=)
  5. Lady Gaga – "Stupid Love" (-3)
  6. Dua Lipa – "Physical" (-1)
  7. Topic ft. A7S – "Breaking Me" (+3)
  8. Jonas Brothers – "What A Man Gotta Do" (-2)
  9. Ava Max – "Kings & Queens" (+4)
  10. Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello – "Señorita" (-2)
• With 13 weeks at #1 "Blinding Lights" extends it's title as the biggest song of the year
"Rain On Me" debuts at #2 marking Lady Gaga's second #2 during the Chromatica era. She has now been blocked twice from #1 by "Blinding Lights"
"Break My Heart" holds at its #3 peak
"Physical" falls out of the top 5 for the first time in it's 17 week chart run. It had 16 weeks inside the top 5 with three weeks at #1
• Doja Cat holds at #4, the current peak for "Say So"
• Ava Max reenters the top 10 with "Kings & Queens" which repeaks at #9
• A historic run for "Señorita" continues, it remains in the top 10 marking it's 45th week there
Other points of interest in the top 40:
11 The Weeknd ft. Doja Cat – "In Your Eyes" (+40) NEW PEAK - RISING
13 Ariana Grande & Justin Bieber – "Stuck With U" (+9) NEW PEAK - RISING
20 Katy Perry – "Daisies" (+23) NEW PEAK - RISING
27 The Rolling Stones – "Living In A Ghost Town" (-20) FALLING
Point of interest in the top 100:
100 Justin Bieber ft. Summer Walker – "Yummy" (-13) FALLING
As the only streaming services in Croatia are Deezer and Youtube here is the top 10 from both:
Deezer Daily Chart 08/06/2020.
  1. The Weeknd – "Blinding Lights"
  2. SAINt JHN – "Roses (Imanbek Remix)"
  3. Gazda Pajda, Marlon Brutal – "Dizel"
  4. Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande – "Rain On Me"
  5. Tones & I – "Dance Monkey"
  6. Cvija – "Poziv"
  7. Senidah – "Piješ"
  8. Topic ft. A7S – "Breaking Me"
  9. Jala Brat & Buba Corelli – "Karantin"
  10. Rasta – "Ragga Session"
Youtube Weekly Chart:
  1. Cvija – "Poziv"
  2. Gazda Pajda – "Dizel"
  3. 6IX9INE – "GOOBA"
  4. Nikolija – "No Plaky"
  5. Rasta – "Ragga Session"
  6. Jala Brat & Buba Corelli – "Karantin"
  7. Ivana Selakov – "Boli boli"
  8. Saša Kovačević – "Pantera"
  9. SAINt JHN – "Roses (Imanbek Remix)"
  10. Saša Kovačević – "Moja Malena"
Official Croatian Chart
Official Daily Deezer Chart
Official Weekly Youtube Chart
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2020.04.28 22:06 AvatarKanol Official Croatian Weekly Chart Discussion: "Blinding Lights" at #1, Dua Lipa invades the top 10 again (#2, #5, #6), Say So #9; Week 17

Top 10 on the Official Charts:
  1. The Weeknd – "Blinding Lights" (=)
  2. Dua Lipa – "Physical" (=)
  3. Lady Gaga – "Stupid Love" (=)
  4. Tones and I – "Dance Monkey" (=)
  5. Dua Lipa – "Break My Heart" (=)
  6. Dua Lipa – "Don't Start Now" (+3)
  7. Jonas Brothers – "What A Man Gotta Do" (=)
  8. Post Malone – "Circles" (-2)
  9. Doja Cat – "Say So" (+12)
  10. DJ Regard – "Ride It" (+1)
• The entire top five remains the same while "Memories" and "Adore You" fall out of the top 10.
"Blinding Lights" gets a seventh week at #1
"Physical" continues it's 10 week top 5 chart run, keeping it's #2 from last week.
"Stupid Love" and "Dance Monkey" stay #3 and #4 respectively.
"Break My Heart" keeps it's peak position of #5 that it attained last week.
"Don't Start Now" spends its 22nd week in the top 10 also marking the second week that Dua Lipa has three songs inside the top 10.
"Circles" falls to #8 from the #6 peak that it had last week.
"Say So" jumps 12 positions to #9 and scores Doja Cat her first Croatian top 10 song. The song is the greatest gainer inside the top 10 and enters the top 10 after 5 weeks on the chart.
"Ride It" by DJ Regard reenters the top 10 at #10 with 32 weeks on the chart. It's peak position #2.
Other points of interest in the top 40:
24 Rita Ora – "How To Be Lonely" (-7)
28 Ava Max – "Torn" (+14)
30 Ava Max – "Kings & Queens" (-6)
27 The Weeknd – "In Your Eyes" (+43) NEW PEAK
As the only streaming services in Croatia are Deezer and Youtube here is the top 10 from both:
Deezer Daily Chart 28/04/2020.
  1. SAINt JHN – "Roses (Imanbek Remix)" (+1)
  2. the scotts, Travis Scott, Kid Cudi – "THE SCOTTS"
  3. The Weeknd – "Blinding Lights" (=)
  4. Jala Brat, Buba Corelli – "Karantin" (-3)
  5. Rasta, Dj Link – "Jugoton"
  6. Tones and I – "Dance Monkey" (=)
  7. Voyage, Breskvica – "Dam" (-3)
  8. Dua Lipa – "Don't Start Now" (+2)
  9. Drake – "Toosie Slide" (-4)
  10. Doja Cat – "Say So"
Youtube Weekly Chart:
  1. Jala Brat, Buba Corelli – "Karantin" (=)
  2. Ivana Selakov – "Boli boli"
  3. Voyage, Breskvica – "Dam"
  4. Luka Basi & Mario Škugor – "Tebi" (-2)
  5. SAINt JHN – "Roses (Imanbek Remix)" (-1)
  6. Anastasija – "Volim te" (-3)
  7. Breskvica – "C'est La Vie" (-2)
  8. Teodora – "TRESI TRESI" (-2)
  9. Jala Brat, Buba Corelli, Senidah – "KAMIKAZA" (-2)
  10. Tones and I – "Dance Monkey" (-1)
Official Croatian Chart
Official Daily Deezer Chart
Official Weekly Youtube Chart
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2020.03.20 15:49 KingP103 EMPIRE OF THE WHITE RASTAS

Empire of the White Rasta's

📷
Empire of the White Rasta's
Clive Uckfield © 20/12/19
I remember it was around the time I lost my parents that the first message came. It was midnight and I must have fallen asleep reading a paperback when I was woken by a ping from my mobile. My bedside lamp was still on and the book I had been reading lay open on the floor.
Instinctively I remember reaching out for my mobile , flicking the message up as my eyes adjusted to the light.The words read “We are the King of Kings, the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.. Shocked out of my sleep I can recall reading the text message over and over again. “We are the King of Kings , the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.
Stunned, I let go of my of my phone and reached down grabbing for the book which had fallen off my bed. Still half asleep it slipped out of my hands again, landing open at a photo of the last Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie taken in the 1940s. His fine features and dignified pose impressing me. In the same way as his charisma had impressed World leaders, when he stood up to facism at the League of Nations after the Italian invasion.
Alarmingly, my phone started to ping again. That time I shot out of bed shaking with fear imagining I had been dreaming. Emotionally I had been all over the place. In fact, I felt as if my body had been paralysed with fright. You know, like seeing a ghost.
Reaching for my phone after that had been akin to picking up a red hot coal. But the second message had been more personal and comforting “do not be afraid, David, we are with you and through your voice the world will prepare for my return”.
To be honest at the time I began to think that perhaps this was some sort of sick joke from a colleague? Angrily, I remember messaging back. “Whoever you are get a life, this isn't funny”.
The next text had become more detailed and It was then that I finally realised that this was no joke “ David, do not fear for we are with you. We have chosen you to be my prophet, as my people will reject me. First of all forgiveness to the one who strangled me, an elderly man in my own bed. Then the restoration of our most valuable treasure . And finally, only then when the Meskel is truly celebrated in New York we will reveal myself to the world”.
After hearing that I can recall needing a drink! it was true I had studied the history of the Ethiopian Empire & the life of Selassie, the most recognised leader in African history. In truth, it was partly because of him that I became a journalist in the first place. But how could I accept that a dead man could be texting me in 2019!
You need to understand that I had been fascinated by the man for most of my life. The very night I had received the first text I had been reading about the Emperor's ordinary roots in a mud hut. To then being mysteriously chosen to lead this extraordinary nation for 60 years. A unique Empire in black Africa, which alone had remained free from the European powers for thousands of years.
But you know, the Emperor had been murdered in 1975? That was what was so incredible, I mean to believe that these texts were from a dead man who had never seen a computer! A man who had regularly visited US Presidents & World leaders. Telling me that he would return from the grave!
You can imagine now why I tried to find solace in alcohol. Yes I had also tried to make sense of what was happening by talking to my girlfriend Clara. But, as you can imagine, it wasn't long before she left me. Then one Monday morning I woke with a stinking headache. The Sun was shining through my half drawn curtains it was ten am London time! The phone was ringing. “ Why me, why” I found myself saying.
I will never forget that awkward silence at the end of the phone. It was my boss at the BBC, and he was not impressed! I think I explained about my parents & Clara , fighting back a combination of tears and exhaustion at the time. Finally I came away with an agreement to take a six month sabatical from my hectic role as a journalist.
After that, all I can remember is booking the first package holiday I could find. Flying from Heathrow I landed in Gibraltar the following night.
I am not sure why I headed to the beach under the light of the rock. But It was late and I had been hungry. Out at sea merchant ships were anchored for the night and I reminisced about my father who had been a radio officer in the merchant navy in the late sixties.
There was only one restaurant which was empty and the waiter obviously spoke little English. I did finally manage to order a steak. The manager was obviously a big Bob Marley fan for one of his albums played continuously in the background during the next few nights I visited.
One song though that really spoke to me from the album was the Rastafarian folk record‘ redemption song’ the words revealing a spiritual meaning each time it was played. Gradually, I began to write them down. ‘
Old Pirates yes they rob I.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong.
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing.
These songs of freedom.
Cause all I ever had
Redemption song.
I can recall that it was only then that my eyes were opened to the truth. Haile Selassies pre coronation name had been Ras (King) Tafari (name) or Rastafari which was where the Rastafarians or Rastas devolved their name. It was that night that I finally realised who the Emperor really was. And that I had been chosen to create a movement which social media were to mockingly label the ‘Empire of the White Rastas’.
This was why he had been trying to speak to me. It was then that I was able to surrender my will and accept the mission that he had prepared me for. In truth I felt humbled that I had been chosen. Using the Royal 'We’ which he always used when referring to himself the Emperor's wise words and fatherly voice had begun to enchant me.
Like the many students he had sent abroad to study, I felt he was preparing me for something special something huge. Yes, I was overwhelmed yet happy holding such a secret purpose.
The next message led me to Zimbabwe. Being an international journalist I had contacts in the area and the recent sale of my parent's former home enabled me to fund both my movements alongside my sabbatical.
Mengistu, had not been hard to find despite killing almost a million of his own people including the Emperor during the decades of his evil Marxist dictatorship. It wasn't long before I found that he was living in luxury in a suburb of the capital.
I arranged to meet him under false pretences using my BBC journalist ID. Entering his mansion it was hard to imagine how this man had ever called himself a marxist. As the opulence around him was pure hypocrisy given his Marxist beliefs. Quickly I had passed him a hand written message which His Majesty had texted me in Amharic. Mengistu had looked bewildered and his guards were soon supporting him into a chair.
A long silence had then entailed between us before he was able to speak. I told him the truth as I am telling you now as he continued to mumble “ how?” Eventually he regained his feet and disappeared into a back room. Appearing soon with an ancient book which he reluctantly handed to me before abruptly asking me to leave.
Outside in the taxi I opened the clip on the heavy book. To my surprise the book was actually hollowed out inside. Within this secret compartment was the key to this story. The Emperor had spoken of a hidden treasure which I had imagined to be financial. To my astonishment the book had revealed only a small package containing just a tiny piece of wood encrusted in a glass case.
I have to confess that the remainder of the trip had felt like a bit of an anti climax. How could this hold any key to the future? I remember thinking.
Strangely my mobile signal failed me for a few days and I decided off my own back to visit Ethiopia. Messaging ahead through social media I found myself creating an uproar in Addis Ababa the ancient capital of Ethiopia.
My vivid memory is of flying in over a beautiful mountain range as I approached Addis Ababa, to be disappointed by a welcome of just a dozen supporters and a much larger crowd of protesters. Soon we were heading with banners to the Jubilee Palace built by Selassie in the mid 50s.
The city was now modern and the population aggressive towards the large photos of Selassie we carried. I remember being shocked by the contrast with the images from YouTube of the Emperor in the 1960s driving past hundreds of prostrated subjects in his maroon Rolls Royce. To be greeted at the grounds of his Jubilee palace by his pet Lions and cheaters. Years of Marxist indoctrination had taken its toll.
Instead the day I arrived my social media announcement had backfired. And to my horror we were welcomed at the Palace by local officials and Police. It was a huge humiliation and I could only reflect on the thoughts of the Emperor after he was forced into a VW Beetle and removed from office. Like him I had been rejected.
When I finally began to receive my texts again, His Majesty sounded disappointed. “it was never my will for you to enter Addis Ababa for it was there that my people rejected me. Even that was not enough for them , my very blood was spilt and my bones broken in order to eradicate my memory. Yes, I may have come at the wrong time but I am going to change the time”.
It had all felt too much and tearfully I asked for his forgiveness and trust. His reply had been long and detailed but left me under a direct order to take his message to the capital of the modern World New York.
There was no time to lose , placing adverts ahead in all of New York’s papers, I was determined not to fail this time. Incredibly within days I had gathered a movement together of several thousand New Yorkers and I had not even set foot in the City yet! Even the dreaded social media showed a surprising interest. Their derogatory labeling giving me an almost celebrity status in the big Apple. The ‘ Empire of the White Rastas' had been born.
My instructions from the Emperor had now gathered a greater momentum. Bordering the plane for New York I felt an excitement which I had not known since Christmases as a child. A feeling of expectation and purpose which had eluded me for many years.
I found myself seated next to a most stunning African beauty. Liya was a young Ethiopian of Royal lineage. She had heard of my mission and was intrigued by the messages. Our meeting was to be more significant than I could ever imagine. During the long flight she was able to share her knowledge of Ethiopian religion and history with me in a way no book could ever do. I was especially captivated by her explanation of the 'Meskel’ the ancient ceremony of the true cross celebrated by Ethiopians all over the world in the form of a bonfire, and previously by the Emperor in Meskel Square Addis Ababa.
Astonishingly it was only then that it dawned on me what I had been given by Mengistu .The hidden treasure that the Emperor had disclosed was indeed something beyond any fortune he could have given away. It was in fact the remains of the Cross of Christ!
Carefully and with some discretion I retrieved the book within my holdall. Beautiful liya was asleep and I had not revealed my visit to Mengistu. After all I was in enough trouble with the authorities.
Inside the box encapsulated within a glass case was a tiny fragment of wood. Secretly, I held it within my hands, my heart pounding at the realisation of what was unravelling around me. History itself seemed to be in my hands. Me an ordinary guy from London and a journalist from an organisation that had helped bring Selassie down.
I cannot be sure but as I was returning the box I became aware that I was being watched. Startled, I looked quickly to my left where liya seemed to be stirring. Had she seen the box? I could not be sure , who was she anyway? Was it just a consequence that she had ended up next to me on the plane or could it be ..
The captain then made an announcement asking us to fasten seatbelts, for New York was on the horizon. The next few hours seemed to last a lifetime.
As my taxi drew outside the Ritz-Carlton opposite central park I recall feeling overwhelmed both at the size of the place but also my task ahead. Journalists had already got wind of my arrival as my adverts had been running for almost a week. Fighting back tiredness I gave an impromptu speech. Supporters flocked around me in the hotel lobby eager to gain from me a time and date for the Emperor's return. I remember starting to feel a little dizzy when out of the blue Liya appeared from nowhere. Clasping my hand firmly she led me up into a lift and finally into my suite.
Any apprehensions I had felt about her instantly disappeared and I was eternally grateful for her presence. Having settled me in with a drink she disclosed some disappointing news. I had been banned from attending the New York Meskel.
At first it had been hard to take in, after all this had been central to my mission. Feeling again dizzy Liya helped me into my bed her gentle words soothing away the shock. I cannot recall very much accept from a passionate kiss she gave me on the lips before I slipped into a deep sleep.
When I awoke it was evening and my head was in pain. When I tried to stand my body swayed and I knew instinctively that I had been drugged. My first thoughts were why was my baggage open on the floor. I grabbed for my holdall only to find to my horror that the Cross box had been taken.
Liya, liya it had to be liya! It was only then that I became aware of weeping in the lounge next to my bedroom. I had hired a suite which contained a set of rooms. On the sofa sat Liya curled up in a ball.
The conversation that followed was to shock me beyond anything I had experienced so far. Liya was in the paid employment of the Ethiopian secret service. She had been observing me since my meeting with Mengistu and I had been branded a danger to the current government. Incredibly though she had grown to like me very much and her former Royal lineage lent her a natural sympathy to my cause.
As we embraced I began to understand something of the danger that we were in. Agents would be arriving later tonight to retrieve the only remaining piece of the true cross which had been stolen by Mengistu from the Emperor while he was pleading for his life.
Liya was willing to risk her life for him. If the messages were true then a Meskel must be held over the site of the true cross in order for His Majesty to return. This would hale a Golden age for the World a New order of peace and prosperity.
There was only one thing for it Liya would need to hide the cross box somewhere until it was safe to return. It was she that came up with a plan to bury the cross box in central park. After all I had been banned from attending the Meskel being celebrated soon by the exiled Ethiopia community because the Ethiopian Government had got to the organisers.
We kissed again , the night would have been almost romantic if it it not been so terrifying. Outside on the balcony darkness was falling and everywhere the lights of the city glowed like stars.
In the distance I could make out the shadow of Liya entering the park. Then after what seemed to be an eternity I was relieved to see her quickly emerge. She looked up and waved and nodded to me , confirming that her task was completed. That was the last time I saw her alive.
After waiting for some time, I headed back down into the hotel lobby. One of the lifts had been jammed open and to my horror I could see Liya’s legs laying across the lobby surrounded by medics.
In truth I panicked after that , for it was certain that they would come after me. I quickly went into hiding.
Knowing that they could trace me through my mobile I consulted the Emperor. His reply was painful, I should not have not involved myself with Liya for this had been my mistake. I knew now that I must decrease so that he could increase. I threw my phone into the river having taken down the Emperor's last message.
Writing down this story today in New York central library I have mailed it using the cash I had left to an obscure address in Lincolnshire UK knowing that His Majesty was about to make contact with another of his subjects. My only instruction was that he should email the story to the New Yorker magazine and await the Emperor's messages.
This is our only hope of saving the World. For Rastafari must return for all people. And this story has to be published or my sacrifice will be in vain. For soon I will hand myself in. They will blame me for Liyas death and place me in a padded cell for my own protection.
They will think they have silenced me. That they have prevented his return. I pray you will know otherwise...
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2020.03.20 15:32 KingP103 EMPIRE OF THE WHITE RASTAS

Empire of the White Rasta's

📷
Empire of the White Rasta's
Clive Uckfield © 20/12/19
I remember it was around the time I lost my parents that the first message came. It was midnight and I must have fallen asleep reading a paperback when I was woken by a ping from my mobile. My bedside lamp was still on and the book I had been reading lay open on the floor.
Instinctively I remember reaching out for my mobile , flicking the message up as my eyes adjusted to the light.The words read “We are the King of Kings, the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.. Shocked out of my sleep I can recall reading the text message over and over again. “We are the King of Kings , the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.
Stunned, I let go of my of my phone and reached down grabbing for the book which had fallen off my bed. Still half asleep it slipped out of my hands again, landing open at a photo of the last Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie taken in the 1940s. His fine features and dignified pose impressing me. In the same way as his charisma had impressed World leaders, when he stood up to facism at the League of Nations after the Italian invasion.
Alarmingly, my phone started to ping again. That time I shot out of bed shaking with fear imagining I had been dreaming. Emotionally I had been all over the place. In fact, I felt as if my body had been paralysed with fright. You know, like seeing a ghost.
Reaching for my phone after that had been akin to picking up a red hot coal. But the second message had been more personal and comforting “do not be afraid, David, we are with you and through your voice the world will prepare for my return”.
To be honest at the time I began to think that perhaps this was some sort of sick joke from a colleague? Angrily, I remember messaging back. “Whoever you are get a life, this isn't funny”.
The next text had become more detailed and It was then that I finally realised that this was no joke “ David, do not fear for we are with you. We have chosen you to be my prophet, as my people will reject me. First of all forgiveness to the one who strangled me, an elderly man in my own bed. Then the restoration of our most valuable treasure . And finally, only then when the Meskel is truly celebrated in New York we will reveal myself to the world”.
After hearing that I can recall needing a drink! it was true I had studied the history of the Ethiopian Empire & the life of Selassie, the most recognised leader in African history. In truth, it was partly because of him that I became a journalist in the first place. But how could I accept that a dead man could be texting me in 2019!
You need to understand that I had been fascinated by the man for most of my life. The very night I had received the first text I had been reading about the Emperor's ordinary roots in a mud hut. To then being mysteriously chosen to lead this extraordinary nation for 60 years. A unique Empire in black Africa, which alone had remained free from the European powers for thousands of years.
But you know, the Emperor had been murdered in 1975? That was what was so incredible, I mean to believe that these texts were from a dead man who had never seen a computer! A man who had regularly visited US Presidents & World leaders. Telling me that he would return from the grave!
You can imagine now why I tried to find solace in alcohol. Yes I had also tried to make sense of what was happening by talking to my girlfriend Clara. But, as you can imagine, it wasn't long before she left me. Then one Monday morning I woke with a stinking headache. The Sun was shining through my half drawn curtains it was ten am London time! The phone was ringing. “ Why me, why” I found myself saying.
I will never forget that awkward silence at the end of the phone. It was my boss at the BBC, and he was not impressed! I think I explained about my parents & Clara , fighting back a combination of tears and exhaustion at the time. Finally I came away with an agreement to take a six month sabatical from my hectic role as a journalist.
After that, all I can remember is booking the first package holiday I could find. Flying from Heathrow I landed in Gibraltar the following night.
I am not sure why I headed to the beach under the light of the rock. But It was late and I had been hungry. Out at sea merchant ships were anchored for the night and I reminisced about my father who had been a radio officer in the merchant navy in the late sixties.
There was only one restaurant which was empty and the waiter obviously spoke little English. I did finally manage to order a steak. The manager was obviously a big Bob Marley fan for one of his albums played continuously in the background during the next few nights I visited.
One song though that really spoke to me from the album was the Rastafarian folk record‘ redemption song’ the words revealing a spiritual meaning each time it was played. Gradually, I began to write them down. ‘
Old Pirates yes they rob I.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong.
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing.
These songs of freedom.
Cause all I ever had
Redemption song.
I can recall that it was only then that my eyes were opened to the truth. Haile Selassies pre coronation name had been Ras (King) Tafari (name) or Rastafari which was where the Rastafarians or Rastas devolved their name. It was that night that I finally realised who the Emperor really was. And that I had been chosen to create a movement which social media were to mockingly label the ‘Empire of the White Rastas’.
This was why he had been trying to speak to me. It was then that I was able to surrender my will and accept the mission that he had prepared me for. In truth I felt humbled that I had been chosen. Using the Royal 'We’ which he always used when referring to himself the Emperor's wise words and fatherly voice had begun to enchant me.
Like the many students he had sent abroad to study, I felt he was preparing me for something special something huge. Yes, I was overwhelmed yet happy holding such a secret purpose.
The next message led me to Zimbabwe. Being an international journalist I had contacts in the area and the recent sale of my parent's former home enabled me to fund both my movements alongside my sabbatical.
Mengistu, had not been hard to find despite killing almost a million of his own people including the Emperor during the decades of his evil Marxist dictatorship. It wasn't long before I found that he was living in luxury in a suburb of the capital.
I arranged to meet him under false pretences using my BBC journalist ID. Entering his mansion it was hard to imagine how this man had ever called himself a marxist. As the opulence around him was pure hypocrisy given his Marxist beliefs. Quickly I had passed him a hand written message which His Majesty had texted me in Amharic. Mengistu had looked bewildered and his guards were soon supporting him into a chair.
A long silence had then entailed between us before he was able to speak. I told him the truth as I am telling you now as he continued to mumble “ how?” Eventually he regained his feet and disappeared into a back room. Appearing soon with an ancient book which he reluctantly handed to me before abruptly asking me to leave.
Outside in the taxi I opened the clip on the heavy book. To my surprise the book was actually hollowed out inside. Within this secret compartment was the key to this story. The Emperor had spoken of a hidden treasure which I had imagined to be financial. To my astonishment the book had revealed only a small package containing just a tiny piece of wood encrusted in a glass case.
I have to confess that the remainder of the trip had felt like a bit of an anti climax. How could this hold any key to the future? I remember thinking.
Strangely my mobile signal failed me for a few days and I decided off my own back to visit Ethiopia. Messaging ahead through social media I found myself creating an uproar in Addis Ababa the ancient capital of Ethiopia.
My vivid memory is of flying in over a beautiful mountain range as I approached Addis Ababa, to be disappointed by a welcome of just a dozen supporters and a much larger crowd of protesters. Soon we were heading with banners to the Jubilee Palace built by Selassie in the mid 50s.
The city was now modern and the population aggressive towards the large photos of Selassie we carried. I remember being shocked by the contrast with the images from YouTube of the Emperor in the 1960s driving past hundreds of prostrated subjects in his maroon Rolls Royce. To be greeted at the grounds of his Jubilee palace by his pet Lions and cheaters. Years of Marxist indoctrination had taken its toll.
Instead the day I arrived my social media announcement had backfired. And to my horror we were welcomed at the Palace by local officials and Police. It was a huge humiliation and I could only reflect on the thoughts of the Emperor after he was forced into a VW Beetle and removed from office. Like him I had been rejected.
When I finally began to receive my texts again, His Majesty sounded disappointed. “it was never my will for you to enter Addis Ababa for it was there that my people rejected me. Even that was not enough for them , my very blood was spilt and my bones broken in order to eradicate my memory. Yes, I may have come at the wrong time but I am going to change the time”.
It had all felt too much and tearfully I asked for his forgiveness and trust. His reply had been long and detailed but left me under a direct order to take his message to the capital of the modern World New York.
There was no time to lose , placing adverts ahead in all of New York’s papers, I was determined not to fail this time. Incredibly within days I had gathered a movement together of several thousand New Yorkers and I had not even set foot in the City yet! Even the dreaded social media showed a surprising interest. Their derogatory labeling giving me an almost celebrity status in the big Apple. The ‘ Empire of the White Rastas' had been born.
My instructions from the Emperor had now gathered a greater momentum. Bordering the plane for New York I felt an excitement which I had not known since Christmases as a child. A feeling of expectation and purpose which had eluded me for many years.
I found myself seated next to a most stunning African beauty. Liya was a young Ethiopian of Royal lineage. She had heard of my mission and was intrigued by the messages. Our meeting was to be more significant than I could ever imagine. During the long flight she was able to share her knowledge of Ethiopian religion and history with me in a way no book could ever do. I was especially captivated by her explanation of the 'Meskel’ the ancient ceremony of the true cross celebrated by Ethiopians all over the world in the form of a bonfire, and previously by the Emperor in Meskel Square Addis Ababa.
Astonishingly it was only then that it dawned on me what I had been given by Mengistu .The hidden treasure that the Emperor had disclosed was indeed something beyond any fortune he could have given away. It was in fact the remains of the Cross of Christ!
Carefully and with some discretion I retrieved the book within my holdall. Beautiful liya was asleep and I had not revealed my visit to Mengistu. After all I was in enough trouble with the authorities.
Inside the box encapsulated within a glass case was a tiny fragment of wood. Secretly, I held it within my hands, my heart pounding at the realisation of what was unravelling around me. History itself seemed to be in my hands. Me an ordinary guy from London and a journalist from an organisation that had helped bring Selassie down.
I cannot be sure but as I was returning the box I became aware that I was being watched. Startled, I looked quickly to my left where liya seemed to be stirring. Had she seen the box? I could not be sure , who was she anyway? Was it just a consequence that she had ended up next to me on the plane or could it be ..
The captain then made an announcement asking us to fasten seatbelts, for New York was on the horizon. The next few hours seemed to last a lifetime.
As my taxi drew outside the Ritz-Carlton opposite central park I recall feeling overwhelmed both at the size of the place but also my task ahead. Journalists had already got wind of my arrival as my adverts had been running for almost a week. Fighting back tiredness I gave an impromptu speech. Supporters flocked around me in the hotel lobby eager to gain from me a time and date for the Emperor's return. I remember starting to feel a little dizzy when out of the blue Liya appeared from nowhere. Clasping my hand firmly she led me up into a lift and finally into my suite.
Any apprehensions I had felt about her instantly disappeared and I was eternally grateful for her presence. Having settled me in with a drink she disclosed some disappointing news. I had been banned from attending the New York Meskel.
At first it had been hard to take in, after all this had been central to my mission. Feeling again dizzy Liya helped me into my bed her gentle words soothing away the shock. I cannot recall very much accept from a passionate kiss she gave me on the lips before I slipped into a deep sleep.
When I awoke it was evening and my head was in pain. When I tried to stand my body swayed and I knew instinctively that I had been drugged. My first thoughts were why was my baggage open on the floor. I grabbed for my holdall only to find to my horror that the Cross box had been taken.
Liya, liya it had to be liya! It was only then that I became aware of weeping in the lounge next to my bedroom. I had hired a suite which contained a set of rooms. On the sofa sat Liya curled up in a ball.
The conversation that followed was to shock me beyond anything I had experienced so far. Liya was in the paid employment of the Ethiopian secret service. She had been observing me since my meeting with Mengistu and I had been branded a danger to the current government. Incredibly though she had grown to like me very much and her former Royal lineage lent her a natural sympathy to my cause.
As we embraced I began to understand something of the danger that we were in. Agents would be arriving later tonight to retrieve the only remaining piece of the true cross which had been stolen by Mengistu from the Emperor while he was pleading for his life.
Liya was willing to risk her life for him. If the messages were true then a Meskel must be held over the site of the true cross in order for His Majesty to return. This would hale a Golden age for the World a New order of peace and prosperity.
There was only one thing for it Liya would need to hide the cross box somewhere until it was safe to return. It was she that came up with a plan to bury the cross box in central park. After all I had been banned from attending the Meskel being celebrated soon by the exiled Ethiopia community because the Ethiopian Government had got to the organisers.
We kissed again , the night would have been almost romantic if it it not been so terrifying. Outside on the balcony darkness was falling and everywhere the lights of the city glowed like stars.
In the distance I could make out the shadow of Liya entering the park. Then after what seemed to be an eternity I was relieved to see her quickly emerge. She looked up and waved and nodded to me , confirming that her task was completed. That was the last time I saw her alive.
After waiting for some time, I headed back down into the hotel lobby. One of the lifts had been jammed open and to my horror I could see Liya’s legs laying across the lobby surrounded by medics.
In truth I panicked after that , for it was certain that they would come after me. I quickly went into hiding.
Knowing that they could trace me through my mobile I consulted the Emperor. His reply was painful, I should not have not involved myself with Liya for this had been my mistake. I knew now that I must decrease so that he could increase. I threw my phone into the river having taken down the Emperor's last message.
Writing down this story today in New York central library I have mailed it using the cash I had left to an obscure address in Lincolnshire UK knowing that His Majesty was about to make contact with another of his subjects. My only instruction was that he should email the story to the New Yorker magazine and await the Emperor's messages.
This is our only hope of saving the World. For Rastafari must return for all people. And this story has to be published or my sacrifice will be in vain. For soon I will hand myself in. They will blame me for Liyas death and place me in a padded cell for my own protection.
They will think they have silenced me. That they have prevented his return. I pray you will know otherwise...
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2020.03.20 15:18 KingP103 EMPIRE OF THE WHITE RASTAS

Empire of the White Rasta's

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Empire of the White Rasta's
Clive Uckfield © 20/12/19
I remember it was around the time I lost my parents that the first message came. It was midnight and I must have fallen asleep reading a paperback when I was woken by a ping from my mobile. My bedside lamp was still on and the book I had been reading lay open on the floor.
Instinctively I remember reaching out for my mobile , flicking the message up as my eyes adjusted to the light.The words read “We are the King of Kings, the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.. Shocked out of my sleep I can recall reading the text message over and over again. “We are the King of Kings , the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.
Stunned, I let go of my of my phone and reached down grabbing for the book which had fallen off my bed. Still half asleep it slipped out of my hands again, landing open at a photo of the last Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie taken in the 1940s. His fine features and dignified pose impressing me. In the same way as his charisma had impressed World leaders, when he stood up to facism at the League of Nations after the Italian invasion.
Alarmingly, my phone started to ping again. That time I shot out of bed shaking with fear imagining I had been dreaming. Emotionally I had been all over the place. In fact, I felt as if my body had been paralysed with fright. You know, like seeing a ghost.
Reaching for my phone after that had been akin to picking up a red hot coal. But the second message had been more personal and comforting “do not be afraid, David, we are with you and through your voice the world will prepare for my return”.
To be honest at the time I began to think that perhaps this was some sort of sick joke from a colleague? Angrily, I remember messaging back. “Whoever you are get a life, this isn't funny”.
The next text had become more detailed and It was then that I finally realised that this was no joke “ David, do not fear for we are with you. We have chosen you to be my prophet, as my people will reject me. First of all forgiveness to the one who strangled me, an elderly man in my own bed. Then the restoration of our most valuable treasure . And finally, only then when the Meskel is truly celebrated in New York we will reveal myself to the world”.
After hearing that I can recall needing a drink! it was true I had studied the history of the Ethiopian Empire & the life of Selassie, the most recognised leader in African history. In truth, it was partly because of him that I became a journalist in the first place. But how could I accept that a dead man could be texting me in 2019!
You need to understand that I had been fascinated by the man for most of my life. The very night I had received the first text I had been reading about the Emperor's ordinary roots in a mud hut. To then being mysteriously chosen to lead this extraordinary nation for 60 years. A unique Empire in black Africa, which alone had remained free from the European powers for thousands of years.
But you know, the Emperor had been murdered in 1975? That was what was so incredible, I mean to believe that these texts were from a dead man who had never seen a computer! A man who had regularly visited US Presidents & World leaders. Telling me that he would return from the grave!
You can imagine now why I tried to find solace in alcohol. Yes I had also tried to make sense of what was happening by talking to my girlfriend Clara. But, as you can imagine, it wasn't long before she left me. Then one Monday morning I woke with a stinking headache. The Sun was shining through my half drawn curtains it was ten am London time! The phone was ringing. “ Why me, why” I found myself saying.
I will never forget that awkward silence at the end of the phone. It was my boss at the BBC, and he was not impressed! I think I explained about my parents & Clara , fighting back a combination of tears and exhaustion at the time. Finally I came away with an agreement to take a six month sabatical from my hectic role as a journalist.
After that, all I can remember is booking the first package holiday I could find. Flying from Heathrow I landed in Gibraltar the following night.
I am not sure why I headed to the beach under the light of the rock. But It was late and I had been hungry. Out at sea merchant ships were anchored for the night and I reminisced about my father who had been a radio officer in the merchant navy in the late sixties.
There was only one restaurant which was empty and the waiter obviously spoke little English. I did finally manage to order a steak. The manager was obviously a big Bob Marley fan for one of his albums played continuously in the background during the next few nights I visited.
One song though that really spoke to me from the album was the Rastafarian folk record‘ redemption song’ the words revealing a spiritual meaning each time it was played. Gradually, I began to write them down. ‘
Old Pirates yes they rob I.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong.
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing.
These songs of freedom.
Cause all I ever had
Redemption song.
I can recall that it was only then that my eyes were opened to the truth. Haile Selassies pre coronation name had been Ras (King) Tafari (name) or Rastafari which was where the Rastafarians or Rastas devolved their name. It was that night that I finally realised who the Emperor really was. And that I had been chosen to create a movement which social media were to mockingly label the ‘Empire of the White Rastas’.
This was why he had been trying to speak to me. It was then that I was able to surrender my will and accept the mission that he had prepared me for. In truth I felt humbled that I had been chosen. Using the Royal 'We’ which he always used when referring to himself the Emperor's wise words and fatherly voice had begun to enchant me.
Like the many students he had sent abroad to study, I felt he was preparing me for something special something huge. Yes, I was overwhelmed yet happy holding such a secret purpose.
The next message led me to Zimbabwe. Being an international journalist I had contacts in the area and the recent sale of my parent's former home enabled me to fund both my movements alongside my sabbatical.
Mengistu, had not been hard to find despite killing almost a million of his own people including the Emperor during the decades of his evil Marxist dictatorship. It wasn't long before I found that he was living in luxury in a suburb of the capital.
I arranged to meet him under false pretences using my BBC journalist ID. Entering his mansion it was hard to imagine how this man had ever called himself a marxist. As the opulence around him was pure hypocrisy given his Marxist beliefs. Quickly I had passed him a hand written message which His Majesty had texted me in Amharic. Mengistu had looked bewildered and his guards were soon supporting him into a chair.
A long silence had then entailed between us before he was able to speak. I told him the truth as I am telling you now as he continued to mumble “ how?” Eventually he regained his feet and disappeared into a back room. Appearing soon with an ancient book which he reluctantly handed to me before abruptly asking me to leave.
Outside in the taxi I opened the clip on the heavy book. To my surprise the book was actually hollowed out inside. Within this secret compartment was the key to this story. The Emperor had spoken of a hidden treasure which I had imagined to be financial. To my astonishment the book had revealed only a small package containing just a tiny piece of wood encrusted in a glass case.
I have to confess that the remainder of the trip had felt like a bit of an anti climax. How could this hold any key to the future? I remember thinking.
Strangely my mobile signal failed me for a few days and I decided off my own back to visit Ethiopia. Messaging ahead through social media I found myself creating an uproar in Addis Ababa the ancient capital of Ethiopia.
My vivid memory is of flying in over a beautiful mountain range as I approached Addis Ababa, to be disappointed by a welcome of just a dozen supporters and a much larger crowd of protesters. Soon we were heading with banners to the Jubilee Palace built by Selassie in the mid 50s.
The city was now modern and the population aggressive towards the large photos of Selassie we carried. I remember being shocked by the contrast with the images from YouTube of the Emperor in the 1960s driving past hundreds of prostrated subjects in his maroon Rolls Royce. To be greeted at the grounds of his Jubilee palace by his pet Lions and cheaters. Years of Marxist indoctrination had taken its toll.
Instead the day I arrived my social media announcement had backfired. And to my horror we were welcomed at the Palace by local officials and Police. It was a huge humiliation and I could only reflect on the thoughts of the Emperor after he was forced into a VW Beetle and removed from office. Like him I had been rejected.
When I finally began to receive my texts again, His Majesty sounded disappointed. “it was never my will for you to enter Addis Ababa for it was there that my people rejected me. Even that was not enough for them , my very blood was spilt and my bones broken in order to eradicate my memory. Yes, I may have come at the wrong time but I am going to change the time”.
It had all felt too much and tearfully I asked for his forgiveness and trust. His reply had been long and detailed but left me under a direct order to take his message to the capital of the modern World New York.
There was no time to lose , placing adverts ahead in all of New York’s papers, I was determined not to fail this time. Incredibly within days I had gathered a movement together of several thousand New Yorkers and I had not even set foot in the City yet! Even the dreaded social media showed a surprising interest. Their derogatory labeling giving me an almost celebrity status in the big Apple. The ‘ Empire of the White Rastas' had been born.
My instructions from the Emperor had now gathered a greater momentum. Bordering the plane for New York I felt an excitement which I had not known since Christmases as a child. A feeling of expectation and purpose which had eluded me for many years.
I found myself seated next to a most stunning African beauty. Liya was a young Ethiopian of Royal lineage. She had heard of my mission and was intrigued by the messages. Our meeting was to be more significant than I could ever imagine. During the long flight she was able to share her knowledge of Ethiopian religion and history with me in a way no book could ever do. I was especially captivated by her explanation of the 'Meskel’ the ancient ceremony of the true cross celebrated by Ethiopians all over the world in the form of a bonfire, and previously by the Emperor in Meskel Square Addis Ababa.
Astonishingly it was only then that it dawned on me what I had been given by Mengistu .The hidden treasure that the Emperor had disclosed was indeed something beyond any fortune he could have given away. It was in fact the remains of the Cross of Christ!
Carefully and with some discretion I retrieved the book within my holdall. Beautiful liya was asleep and I had not revealed my visit to Mengistu. After all I was in enough trouble with the authorities.
Inside the box encapsulated within a glass case was a tiny fragment of wood. Secretly, I held it within my hands, my heart pounding at the realisation of what was unravelling around me. History itself seemed to be in my hands. Me an ordinary guy from London and a journalist from an organisation that had helped bring Selassie down.
I cannot be sure but as I was returning the box I became aware that I was being watched. Startled, I looked quickly to my left where liya seemed to be stirring. Had she seen the box? I could not be sure , who was she anyway? Was it just a consequence that she had ended up next to me on the plane or could it be ..
The captain then made an announcement asking us to fasten seatbelts, for New York was on the horizon. The next few hours seemed to last a lifetime.
As my taxi drew outside the Ritz-Carlton opposite central park I recall feeling overwhelmed both at the size of the place but also my task ahead. Journalists had already got wind of my arrival as my adverts had been running for almost a week. Fighting back tiredness I gave an impromptu speech. Supporters flocked around me in the hotel lobby eager to gain from me a time and date for the Emperor's return. I remember starting to feel a little dizzy when out of the blue Liya appeared from nowhere. Clasping my hand firmly she led me up into a lift and finally into my suite.
Any apprehensions I had felt about her instantly disappeared and I was eternally grateful for her presence. Having settled me in with a drink she disclosed some disappointing news. I had been banned from attending the New York Meskel.
At first it had been hard to take in, after all this had been central to my mission. Feeling again dizzy Liya helped me into my bed her gentle words soothing away the shock. I cannot recall very much accept from a passionate kiss she gave me on the lips before I slipped into a deep sleep.
When I awoke it was evening and my head was in pain. When I tried to stand my body swayed and I knew instinctively that I had been drugged. My first thoughts were why was my baggage open on the floor. I grabbed for my holdall only to find to my horror that the Cross box had been taken.
Liya, liya it had to be liya! It was only then that I became aware of weeping in the lounge next to my bedroom. I had hired a suite which contained a set of rooms. On the sofa sat Liya curled up in a ball.
The conversation that followed was to shock me beyond anything I had experienced so far. Liya was in the paid employment of the Ethiopian secret service. She had been observing me since my meeting with Mengistu and I had been branded a danger to the current government. Incredibly though she had grown to like me very much and her former Royal lineage lent her a natural sympathy to my cause.
As we embraced I began to understand something of the danger that we were in. Agents would be arriving later tonight to retrieve the only remaining piece of the true cross which had been stolen by Mengistu from the Emperor while he was pleading for his life.
Liya was willing to risk her life for him. If the messages were true then a Meskel must be held over the site of the true cross in order for His Majesty to return. This would hale a Golden age for the World a New order of peace and prosperity.
There was only one thing for it Liya would need to hide the cross box somewhere until it was safe to return. It was she that came up with a plan to bury the cross box in central park. After all I had been banned from attending the Meskel being celebrated soon by the exiled Ethiopia community because the Ethiopian Government had got to the organisers.
We kissed again , the night would have been almost romantic if it it not been so terrifying. Outside on the balcony darkness was falling and everywhere the lights of the city glowed like stars.
In the distance I could make out the shadow of Liya entering the park. Then after what seemed to be an eternity I was relieved to see her quickly emerge. She looked up and waved and nodded to me , confirming that her task was completed. That was the last time I saw her alive.
After waiting for some time, I headed back down into the hotel lobby. One of the lifts had been jammed open and to my horror I could see Liya’s legs laying across the lobby surrounded by medics.
In truth I panicked after that , for it was certain that they would come after me. I quickly went into hiding.
Knowing that they could trace me through my mobile I consulted the Emperor. His reply was painful, I should not have not involved myself with Liya for this had been my mistake. I knew now that I must decrease so that he could increase. I threw my phone into the river having taken down the Emperor's last message.
Writing down this story today in New York central library I have mailed it using the cash I had left to an obscure address in Lincolnshire UK knowing that His Majesty was about to make contact with another of his subjects. My only instruction was that he should email the story to the New Yorker magazine and await the Emperor's messages.
This is our only hope of saving the World. For Rastafari must return for all people. And this story has to be published or my sacrifice will be in vain. For soon I will hand myself in. They will blame me for Liyas death and place me in a padded cell for my own protection.
They will think they have silenced me. That they have prevented his return. I pray you will know otherwise...
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2020.03.20 14:46 KingP103 EMPIRE OF THE WHITE RASTAS

Empire of the White Rasta's

📷
Empire of the White Rasta's
Clive Uckfield © 20/12/19
I remember it was around the time I lost my parents that the first message came. It was midnight and I must have fallen asleep reading a paperback when I was woken by a ping from my mobile. My bedside lamp was still on and the book I had been reading lay open on the floor.
Instinctively I remember reaching out for my mobile , flicking the message up as my eyes adjusted to the light.The words read “We are the King of Kings, the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.. Shocked out of my sleep I can recall reading the text message over and over again. “We are the King of Kings , the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.
Stunned, I let go of my of my phone and reached down grabbing for the book which had fallen off my bed. Still half asleep it slipped out of my hands again, landing open at a photo of the last Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie taken in the 1940s. His fine features and dignified pose impressing me. In the same way as his charisma had impressed World leaders, when he stood up to facism at the League of Nations after the Italian invasion.
Alarmingly, my phone started to ping again. That time I shot out of bed shaking with fear imagining I had been dreaming. Emotionally I had been all over the place. In fact, I felt as if my body had been paralysed with fright. You know, like seeing a ghost.
Reaching for my phone after that had been akin to picking up a red hot coal. But the second message had been more personal and comforting “do not be afraid, David, we are with you and through your voice the world will prepare for my return”.
To be honest at the time I began to think that perhaps this was some sort of sick joke from a colleague? Angrily, I remember messaging back. “Whoever you are get a life, this isn't funny”.
The next text had become more detailed and It was then that I finally realised that this was no joke “ David, do not fear for we are with you. We have chosen you to be my prophet, as my people will reject me. First of all forgiveness to the one who strangled me, an elderly man in my own bed. Then the restoration of our most valuable treasure . And finally, only then when the Meskel is truly celebrated in New York we will reveal myself to the world”.
After hearing that I can recall needing a drink! it was true I had studied the history of the Ethiopian Empire & the life of Selassie, the most recognised leader in African history. In truth, it was partly because of him that I became a journalist in the first place. But how could I accept that a dead man could be texting me in 2019!
You need to understand that I had been fascinated by the man for most of my life. The very night I had received the first text I had been reading about the Emperor's ordinary roots in a mud hut. To then being mysteriously chosen to lead this extraordinary nation for 60 years. A unique Empire in black Africa, which alone had remained free from the European powers for thousands of years.
But you know, the Emperor had been murdered in 1975? That was what was so incredible, I mean to believe that these texts were from a dead man who had never seen a computer! A man who had regularly visited US Presidents & World leaders. Telling me that he would return from the grave!
You can imagine now why I tried to find solace in alcohol. Yes I had also tried to make sense of what was happening by talking to my girlfriend Clara. But, as you can imagine, it wasn't long before she left me. Then one Monday morning I woke with a stinking headache. The Sun was shining through my half drawn curtains it was ten am London time! The phone was ringing. “ Why me, why” I found myself saying.
I will never forget that awkward silence at the end of the phone. It was my boss at the BBC, and he was not impressed! I think I explained about my parents & Clara , fighting back a combination of tears and exhaustion at the time. Finally I came away with an agreement to take a six month sabatical from my hectic role as a journalist.
After that, all I can remember is booking the first package holiday I could find. Flying from Heathrow I landed in Gibraltar the following night.
I am not sure why I headed to the beach under the light of the rock. But It was late and I had been hungry. Out at sea merchant ships were anchored for the night and I reminisced about my father who had been a radio officer in the merchant navy in the late sixties.
There was only one restaurant which was empty and the waiter obviously spoke little English. I did finally manage to order a steak. The manager was obviously a big Bob Marley fan for one of his albums played continuously in the background during the next few nights I visited.
One song though that really spoke to me from the album was the Rastafarian folk record‘ redemption song’ the words revealing a spiritual meaning each time it was played. Gradually, I began to write them down. ‘
Old Pirates yes they rob I.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong.
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing.
These songs of freedom.
Cause all I ever had
Redemption song.
I can recall that it was only then that my eyes were opened to the truth. Haile Selassies pre coronation name had been Ras (King) Tafari (name) or Rastafari which was where the Rastafarians or Rastas devolved their name. It was that night that I finally realised who the Emperor really was. And that I had been chosen to create a movement which social media were to mockingly label the ‘Empire of the White Rastas’.
This was why he had been trying to speak to me. It was then that I was able to surrender my will and accept the mission that he had prepared me for. In truth I felt humbled that I had been chosen. Using the Royal 'We’ which he always used when referring to himself the Emperor's wise words and fatherly voice had begun to enchant me.
Like the many students he had sent abroad to study, I felt he was preparing me for something special something huge. Yes, I was overwhelmed yet happy holding such a secret purpose.
The next message led me to Zimbabwe. Being an international journalist I had contacts in the area and the recent sale of my parent's former home enabled me to fund both my movements alongside my sabbatical.
Mengistu, had not been hard to find despite killing almost a million of his own people including the Emperor during the decades of his evil Marxist dictatorship. It wasn't long before I found that he was living in luxury in a suburb of the capital.
I arranged to meet him under false pretences using my BBC journalist ID. Entering his mansion it was hard to imagine how this man had ever called himself a marxist. As the opulence around him was pure hypocrisy given his Marxist beliefs. Quickly I had passed him a hand written message which His Majesty had texted me in Amharic. Mengistu had looked bewildered and his guards were soon supporting him into a chair.
A long silence had then entailed between us before he was able to speak. I told him the truth as I am telling you now as he continued to mumble “ how?” Eventually he regained his feet and disappeared into a back room. Appearing soon with an ancient book which he reluctantly handed to me before abruptly asking me to leave.
Outside in the taxi I opened the clip on the heavy book. To my surprise the book was actually hollowed out inside. Within this secret compartment was the key to this story. The Emperor had spoken of a hidden treasure which I had imagined to be financial. To my astonishment the book had revealed only a small package containing just a tiny piece of wood encrusted in a glass case.
I have to confess that the remainder of the trip had felt like a bit of an anti climax. How could this hold any key to the future? I remember thinking.
Strangely my mobile signal failed me for a few days and I decided off my own back to visit Ethiopia. Messaging ahead through social media I found myself creating an uproar in Addis Ababa the ancient capital of Ethiopia.
My vivid memory is of flying in over a beautiful mountain range as I approached Addis Ababa, to be disappointed by a welcome of just a dozen supporters and a much larger crowd of protesters. Soon we were heading with banners to the Jubilee Palace built by Selassie in the mid 50s.
The city was now modern and the population aggressive towards the large photos of Selassie we carried. I remember being shocked by the contrast with the images from YouTube of the Emperor in the 1960s driving past hundreds of prostrated subjects in his maroon Rolls Royce. To be greeted at the grounds of his Jubilee palace by his pet Lions and cheaters. Years of Marxist indoctrination had taken its toll.
Instead the day I arrived my social media announcement had backfired. And to my horror we were welcomed at the Palace by local officials and Police. It was a huge humiliation and I could only reflect on the thoughts of the Emperor after he was forced into a VW Beetle and removed from office. Like him I had been rejected.
When I finally began to receive my texts again, His Majesty sounded disappointed. “it was never my will for you to enter Addis Ababa for it was there that my people rejected me. Even that was not enough for them , my very blood was spilt and my bones broken in order to eradicate my memory. Yes, I may have come at the wrong time but I am going to change the time”.
It had all felt too much and tearfully I asked for his forgiveness and trust. His reply had been long and detailed but left me under a direct order to take his message to the capital of the modern World New York.
There was no time to lose , placing adverts ahead in all of New York’s papers, I was determined not to fail this time. Incredibly within days I had gathered a movement together of several thousand New Yorkers and I had not even set foot in the City yet! Even the dreaded social media showed a surprising interest. Their derogatory labeling giving me an almost celebrity status in the big Apple. The ‘ Empire of the White Rastas' had been born.
My instructions from the Emperor had now gathered a greater momentum. Bordering the plane for New York I felt an excitement which I had not known since Christmases as a child. A feeling of expectation and purpose which had eluded me for many years.
I found myself seated next to a most stunning African beauty. Liya was a young Ethiopian of Royal lineage. She had heard of my mission and was intrigued by the messages. Our meeting was to be more significant than I could ever imagine. During the long flight she was able to share her knowledge of Ethiopian religion and history with me in a way no book could ever do. I was especially captivated by her explanation of the 'Meskel’ the ancient ceremony of the true cross celebrated by Ethiopians all over the world in the form of a bonfire, and previously by the Emperor in Meskel Square Addis Ababa.
Astonishingly it was only then that it dawned on me what I had been given by Mengistu .The hidden treasure that the Emperor had disclosed was indeed something beyond any fortune he could have given away. It was in fact the remains of the Cross of Christ!
Carefully and with some discretion I retrieved the book within my holdall. Beautiful liya was asleep and I had not revealed my visit to Mengistu. After all I was in enough trouble with the authorities.
Inside the box encapsulated within a glass case was a tiny fragment of wood. Secretly, I held it within my hands, my heart pounding at the realisation of what was unravelling around me. History itself seemed to be in my hands. Me an ordinary guy from London and a journalist from an organisation that had helped bring Selassie down.
I cannot be sure but as I was returning the box I became aware that I was being watched. Startled, I looked quickly to my left where liya seemed to be stirring. Had she seen the box? I could not be sure , who was she anyway? Was it just a consequence that she had ended up next to me on the plane or could it be ..
The captain then made an announcement asking us to fasten seatbelts, for New York was on the horizon. The next few hours seemed to last a lifetime.
As my taxi drew outside the Ritz-Carlton opposite central park I recall feeling overwhelmed both at the size of the place but also my task ahead. Journalists had already got wind of my arrival as my adverts had been running for almost a week. Fighting back tiredness I gave an impromptu speech. Supporters flocked around me in the hotel lobby eager to gain from me a time and date for the Emperor's return. I remember starting to feel a little dizzy when out of the blue Liya appeared from nowhere. Clasping my hand firmly she led me up into a lift and finally into my suite.
Any apprehensions I had felt about her instantly disappeared and I was eternally grateful for her presence. Having settled me in with a drink she disclosed some disappointing news. I had been banned from attending the New York Meskel.
At first it had been hard to take in, after all this had been central to my mission. Feeling again dizzy Liya helped me into my bed her gentle words soothing away the shock. I cannot recall very much accept from a passionate kiss she gave me on the lips before I slipped into a deep sleep.
When I awoke it was evening and my head was in pain. When I tried to stand my body swayed and I knew instinctively that I had been drugged. My first thoughts were why was my baggage open on the floor. I grabbed for my holdall only to find to my horror that the Cross box had been taken.
Liya, liya it had to be liya! It was only then that I became aware of weeping in the lounge next to my bedroom. I had hired a suite which contained a set of rooms. On the sofa sat Liya curled up in a ball.
The conversation that followed was to shock me beyond anything I had experienced so far. Liya was in the paid employment of the Ethiopian secret service. She had been observing me since my meeting with Mengistu and I had been branded a danger to the current government. Incredibly though she had grown to like me very much and her former Royal lineage lent her a natural sympathy to my cause.
As we embraced I began to understand something of the danger that we were in. Agents would be arriving later tonight to retrieve the only remaining piece of the true cross which had been stolen by Mengistu from the Emperor while he was pleading for his life.
Liya was willing to risk her life for him. If the messages were true then a Meskel must be held over the site of the true cross in order for His Majesty to return. This would hale a Golden age for the World a New order of peace and prosperity.
There was only one thing for it Liya would need to hide the cross box somewhere until it was safe to return. It was she that came up with a plan to bury the cross box in central park. After all I had been banned from attending the Meskel being celebrated soon by the exiled Ethiopia community because the Ethiopian Government had got to the organisers.
We kissed again , the night would have been almost romantic if it it not been so terrifying. Outside on the balcony darkness was falling and everywhere the lights of the city glowed like stars.
In the distance I could make out the shadow of Liya entering the park. Then after what seemed to be an eternity I was relieved to see her quickly emerge. She looked up and waved and nodded to me , confirming that her task was completed. That was the last time I saw her alive.
After waiting for some time, I headed back down into the hotel lobby. One of the lifts had been jammed open and to my horror I could see Liya’s legs laying across the lobby surrounded by medics.
In truth I panicked after that , for it was certain that they would come after me. I quickly went into hiding.
Knowing that they could trace me through my mobile I consulted the Emperor. His reply was painful, I should not have not involved myself with Liya for this had been my mistake. I knew now that I must decrease so that he could increase. I threw my phone into the river having taken down the Emperor's last message.
Writing down this story today in New York central library I have mailed it using the cash I had left to an obscure address in Lincolnshire UK knowing that His Majesty was about to make contact with another of his subjects. My only instruction was that he should email the story to the New Yorker magazine and await the Emperor's messages.
This is our only hope of saving the World. For Rastafari must return for all people. And this story has to be published or my sacrifice will be in vain. For soon I will hand myself in. They will blame me for Liyas death and place me in a padded cell for my own protection.
They will think they have silenced me. That they have prevented his return. I pray you will know otherwise...
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2020.03.20 14:40 KingP103 EMPIRE OF THE WHITE RASTAS

Empire of the White Rasta's

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Empire of the White Rasta's
Clive Uckfield © 20/12/19
I remember it was around the time I lost my parents that the first message came. It was midnight and I must have fallen asleep reading a paperback when I was woken by a ping from my mobile. My bedside lamp was still on and the book I had been reading lay open on the floor.
Instinctively I remember reaching out for my mobile , flicking the message up as my eyes adjusted to the light.The words read “We are the King of Kings, the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.. Shocked out of my sleep I can recall reading the text message over and over again. “We are the King of Kings , the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.
Stunned, I let go of my of my phone and reached down grabbing for the book which had fallen off my bed. Still half asleep it slipped out of my hands again, landing open at a photo of the last Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie taken in the 1940s. His fine features and dignified pose impressing me. In the same way as his charisma had impressed World leaders, when he stood up to facism at the League of Nations after the Italian invasion.
Alarmingly, my phone started to ping again. That time I shot out of bed shaking with fear imagining I had been dreaming. Emotionally I had been all over the place. In fact, I felt as if my body had been paralysed with fright. You know, like seeing a ghost.
Reaching for my phone after that had been akin to picking up a red hot coal. But the second message had been more personal and comforting “do not be afraid, David, we are with you and through your voice the world will prepare for my return”.
To be honest at the time I began to think that perhaps this was some sort of sick joke from a colleague? Angrily, I remember messaging back. “Whoever you are get a life, this isn't funny”.
The next text had become more detailed and It was then that I finally realised that this was no joke “ David, do not fear for we are with you. We have chosen you to be my prophet, as my people will reject me. First of all forgiveness to the one who strangled me, an elderly man in my own bed. Then the restoration of our most valuable treasure . And finally, only then when the Meskel is truly celebrated in New York we will reveal myself to the world”.
After hearing that I can recall needing a drink! it was true I had studied the history of the Ethiopian Empire & the life of Selassie, the most recognised leader in African history. In truth, it was partly because of him that I became a journalist in the first place. But how could I accept that a dead man could be texting me in 2019!
You need to understand that I had been fascinated by the man for most of my life. The very night I had received the first text I had been reading about the Emperor's ordinary roots in a mud hut. To then being mysteriously chosen to lead this extraordinary nation for 60 years. A unique Empire in black Africa, which alone had remained free from the European powers for thousands of years.
But you know, the Emperor had been murdered in 1975? That was what was so incredible, I mean to believe that these texts were from a dead man who had never seen a computer! A man who had regularly visited US Presidents & World leaders. Telling me that he would return from the grave!
You can imagine now why I tried to find solace in alcohol. Yes I had also tried to make sense of what was happening by talking to my girlfriend Clara. But, as you can imagine, it wasn't long before she left me. Then one Monday morning I woke with a stinking headache. The Sun was shining through my half drawn curtains it was ten am London time! The phone was ringing. “ Why me, why” I found myself saying.
I will never forget that awkward silence at the end of the phone. It was my boss at the BBC, and he was not impressed! I think I explained about my parents & Clara , fighting back a combination of tears and exhaustion at the time. Finally I came away with an agreement to take a six month sabatical from my hectic role as a journalist.
After that, all I can remember is booking the first package holiday I could find. Flying from Heathrow I landed in Gibraltar the following night.
I am not sure why I headed to the beach under the light of the rock. But It was late and I had been hungry. Out at sea merchant ships were anchored for the night and I reminisced about my father who had been a radio officer in the merchant navy in the late sixties.
There was only one restaurant which was empty and the waiter obviously spoke little English. I did finally manage to order a steak. The manager was obviously a big Bob Marley fan for one of his albums played continuously in the background during the next few nights I visited.
One song though that really spoke to me from the album was the Rastafarian folk record‘ redemption song’ the words revealing a spiritual meaning each time it was played. Gradually, I began to write them down. ‘
Old Pirates yes they rob I.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong.
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing.
These songs of freedom.
Cause all I ever had
Redemption song.
I can recall that it was only then that my eyes were opened to the truth. Haile Selassies pre coronation name had been Ras (King) Tafari (name) or Rastafari which was where the Rastafarians or Rastas devolved their name. It was that night that I finally realised who the Emperor really was. And that I had been chosen to create a movement which social media were to mockingly label the ‘Empire of the White Rastas’.
This was why he had been trying to speak to me. It was then that I was able to surrender my will and accept the mission that he had prepared me for. In truth I felt humbled that I had been chosen. Using the Royal 'We’ which he always used when referring to himself the Emperor's wise words and fatherly voice had begun to enchant me.
Like the many students he had sent abroad to study, I felt he was preparing me for something special something huge. Yes, I was overwhelmed yet happy holding such a secret purpose.
The next message led me to Zimbabwe. Being an international journalist I had contacts in the area and the recent sale of my parent's former home enabled me to fund both my movements alongside my sabbatical.
Mengistu, had not been hard to find despite killing almost a million of his own people including the Emperor during the decades of his evil Marxist dictatorship. It wasn't long before I found that he was living in luxury in a suburb of the capital.
I arranged to meet him under false pretences using my BBC journalist ID. Entering his mansion it was hard to imagine how this man had ever called himself a marxist. As the opulence around him was pure hypocrisy given his Marxist beliefs. Quickly I had passed him a hand written message which His Majesty had texted me in Amharic. Mengistu had looked bewildered and his guards were soon supporting him into a chair.
A long silence had then entailed between us before he was able to speak. I told him the truth as I am telling you now as he continued to mumble “ how?” Eventually he regained his feet and disappeared into a back room. Appearing soon with an ancient book which he reluctantly handed to me before abruptly asking me to leave.
Outside in the taxi I opened the clip on the heavy book. To my surprise the book was actually hollowed out inside. Within this secret compartment was the key to this story. The Emperor had spoken of a hidden treasure which I had imagined to be financial. To my astonishment the book had revealed only a small package containing just a tiny piece of wood encrusted in a glass case.
I have to confess that the remainder of the trip had felt like a bit of an anti climax. How could this hold any key to the future? I remember thinking.
Strangely my mobile signal failed me for a few days and I decided off my own back to visit Ethiopia. Messaging ahead through social media I found myself creating an uproar in Addis Ababa the ancient capital of Ethiopia.
My vivid memory is of flying in over a beautiful mountain range as I approached Addis Ababa, to be disappointed by a welcome of just a dozen supporters and a much larger crowd of protesters. Soon we were heading with banners to the Jubilee Palace built by Selassie in the mid 50s.
The city was now modern and the population aggressive towards the large photos of Selassie we carried. I remember being shocked by the contrast with the images from YouTube of the Emperor in the 1960s driving past hundreds of prostrated subjects in his maroon Rolls Royce. To be greeted at the grounds of his Jubilee palace by his pet Lions and cheaters. Years of Marxist indoctrination had taken its toll.
Instead the day I arrived my social media announcement had backfired. And to my horror we were welcomed at the Palace by local officials and Police. It was a huge humiliation and I could only reflect on the thoughts of the Emperor after he was forced into a VW Beetle and removed from office. Like him I had been rejected.
When I finally began to receive my texts again, His Majesty sounded disappointed. “it was never my will for you to enter Addis Ababa for it was there that my people rejected me. Even that was not enough for them , my very blood was spilt and my bones broken in order to eradicate my memory. Yes, I may have come at the wrong time but I am going to change the time”.
It had all felt too much and tearfully I asked for his forgiveness and trust. His reply had been long and detailed but left me under a direct order to take his message to the capital of the modern World New York.
There was no time to lose , placing adverts ahead in all of New York’s papers, I was determined not to fail this time. Incredibly within days I had gathered a movement together of several thousand New Yorkers and I had not even set foot in the City yet! Even the dreaded social media showed a surprising interest. Their derogatory labeling giving me an almost celebrity status in the big Apple. The ‘ Empire of the White Rastas' had been born.
My instructions from the Emperor had now gathered a greater momentum. Bordering the plane for New York I felt an excitement which I had not known since Christmases as a child. A feeling of expectation and purpose which had eluded me for many years.
I found myself seated next to a most stunning African beauty. Liya was a young Ethiopian of Royal lineage. She had heard of my mission and was intrigued by the messages. Our meeting was to be more significant than I could ever imagine. During the long flight she was able to share her knowledge of Ethiopian religion and history with me in a way no book could ever do. I was especially captivated by her explanation of the 'Meskel’ the ancient ceremony of the true cross celebrated by Ethiopians all over the world in the form of a bonfire, and previously by the Emperor in Meskel Square Addis Ababa.
Astonishingly it was only then that it dawned on me what I had been given by Mengistu .The hidden treasure that the Emperor had disclosed was indeed something beyond any fortune he could have given away. It was in fact the remains of the Cross of Christ!
Carefully and with some discretion I retrieved the book within my holdall. Beautiful liya was asleep and I had not revealed my visit to Mengistu. After all I was in enough trouble with the authorities.
Inside the box encapsulated within a glass case was a tiny fragment of wood. Secretly, I held it within my hands, my heart pounding at the realisation of what was unravelling around me. History itself seemed to be in my hands. Me an ordinary guy from London and a journalist from an organisation that had helped bring Selassie down.
I cannot be sure but as I was returning the box I became aware that I was being watched. Startled, I looked quickly to my left where liya seemed to be stirring. Had she seen the box? I could not be sure , who was she anyway? Was it just a consequence that she had ended up next to me on the plane or could it be ..
The captain then made an announcement asking us to fasten seatbelts, for New York was on the horizon. The next few hours seemed to last a lifetime.
As my taxi drew outside the Ritz-Carlton opposite central park I recall feeling overwhelmed both at the size of the place but also my task ahead. Journalists had already got wind of my arrival as my adverts had been running for almost a week. Fighting back tiredness I gave an impromptu speech. Supporters flocked around me in the hotel lobby eager to gain from me a time and date for the Emperor's return. I remember starting to feel a little dizzy when out of the blue Liya appeared from nowhere. Clasping my hand firmly she led me up into a lift and finally into my suite.
Any apprehensions I had felt about her instantly disappeared and I was eternally grateful for her presence. Having settled me in with a drink she disclosed some disappointing news. I had been banned from attending the New York Meskel.
At first it had been hard to take in, after all this had been central to my mission. Feeling again dizzy Liya helped me into my bed her gentle words soothing away the shock. I cannot recall very much accept from a passionate kiss she gave me on the lips before I slipped into a deep sleep.
When I awoke it was evening and my head was in pain. When I tried to stand my body swayed and I knew instinctively that I had been drugged. My first thoughts were why was my baggage open on the floor. I grabbed for my holdall only to find to my horror that the Cross box had been taken.
Liya, liya it had to be liya! It was only then that I became aware of weeping in the lounge next to my bedroom. I had hired a suite which contained a set of rooms. On the sofa sat Liya curled up in a ball.
The conversation that followed was to shock me beyond anything I had experienced so far. Liya was in the paid employment of the Ethiopian secret service. She had been observing me since my meeting with Mengistu and I had been branded a danger to the current government. Incredibly though she had grown to like me very much and her former Royal lineage lent her a natural sympathy to my cause.
As we embraced I began to understand something of the danger that we were in. Agents would be arriving later tonight to retrieve the only remaining piece of the true cross which had been stolen by Mengistu from the Emperor while he was pleading for his life.
Liya was willing to risk her life for him. If the messages were true then a Meskel must be held over the site of the true cross in order for His Majesty to return. This would hale a Golden age for the World a New order of peace and prosperity.
There was only one thing for it Liya would need to hide the cross box somewhere until it was safe to return. It was she that came up with a plan to bury the cross box in central park. After all I had been banned from attending the Meskel being celebrated soon by the exiled Ethiopia community because the Ethiopian Government had got to the organisers.
We kissed again , the night would have been almost romantic if it it not been so terrifying. Outside on the balcony darkness was falling and everywhere the lights of the city glowed like stars.
In the distance I could make out the shadow of Liya entering the park. Then after what seemed to be an eternity I was relieved to see her quickly emerge. She looked up and waved and nodded to me , confirming that her task was completed. That was the last time I saw her alive.
After waiting for some time, I headed back down into the hotel lobby. One of the lifts had been jammed open and to my horror I could see Liya’s legs laying across the lobby surrounded by medics.
In truth I panicked after that , for it was certain that they would come after me. I quickly went into hiding.
Knowing that they could trace me through my mobile I consulted the Emperor. His reply was painful, I should not have not involved myself with Liya for this had been my mistake. I knew now that I must decrease so that he could increase. I threw my phone into the river having taken down the Emperor's last message.
Writing down this story today in New York central library I have mailed it using the cash I had left to an obscure address in Lincolnshire UK knowing that His Majesty was about to make contact with another of his subjects. My only instruction was that he should email the story to the New Yorker magazine and await the Emperor's messages.
This is our only hope of saving the World. For Rastafari must return for all people. And this story has to be published or my sacrifice will be in vain. For soon I will hand myself in. They will blame me for Liyas death and place me in a padded cell for my own protection.
They will think they have silenced me. That they have prevented his return. I pray you will know otherwise...
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2020.03.20 13:08 KingP103 EMPIRE OF THE WHITE RASTAS

Clive Uckfield © 20/12/19
I remember it was around the time I lost my parents that the first message came. It was midnight and I must have fallen asleep reading a paperback when I was woken by a ping from my mobile. My bedside lamp was still on and the book I had been reading lay open on the floor.
Instinctively I remember reaching out for my mobile , flicking the message up as my eyes adjusted to the light.The words read “We are the King of Kings, the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.. Shocked out of my sleep I can recall reading the text message over and over again. “We are the King of Kings , the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.
Stunned, I let go of my of my phone and reached down grabbing for the book which had fallen off my bed. Still half asleep it slipped out of my hands again, landing open at a photo of the last Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie taken in the 1940s. His fine features and dignified pose impressing me. In the same way as his charisma had impressed World leaders, when he stood up to facism at the League of Nations after the Italian invasion.
Alarmingly, my phone started to ping again. That time I shot out of bed shaking with fear imagining I had been dreaming. Emotionally I had been all over the place. In fact, I felt as if my body had been paralysed with fright. You know, like seeing a ghost.
Reaching for my phone after that had been akin to picking up a red hot coal. But the second message had been more personal and comforting “do not be afraid, David, we are with you and through your voice the world will prepare for my return”.
To be honest at the time I began to think that perhaps this was some sort of sick joke from a colleague? Angrily, I remember messaging back. “Whoever you are get a life, this isn't funny”.
The next text had become more detailed and It was then that I finally realised that this was no joke “ David, do not fear for we are with you. We have chosen you to be my prophet, as my people will reject me. First of all forgiveness to the one who strangled me, an elderly man in my own bed. Then the restoration of our most valuable treasure . And finally, only then when the Meskel is truly celebrated in New York we will reveal myself to the world”.
After hearing that I can recall needing a drink! it was true I had studied the history of the Ethiopian Empire & the life of Selassie, the most recognised leader in African history. In truth, it was partly because of him that I became a journalist in the first place. But how could I accept that a dead man could be texting me in 2019!
You need to understand that I had been fascinated by the man for most of my life. The very night I had received the first text I had been reading about the Emperor's ordinary roots in a mud hut. To then being mysteriously chosen to lead this extraordinary nation for 60 years. A unique Empire in black Africa, which alone had remained free from the European powers for thousands of years.
But you know, the Emperor had been murdered in 1975? That was what was so incredible, I mean to believe that these texts were from a dead man who had never seen a computer! A man who had regularly visited US Presidents & World leaders. Telling me that he would return from the grave!
You can imagine now why I tried to find solace in alcohol. Yes I had also tried to make sense of what was happening by talking to my girlfriend Clara. But, as you can imagine, it wasn't long before she left me. Then one Monday morning I woke with a stinking headache. The Sun was shining through my half drawn curtains it was ten am London time! The phone was ringing. “ Why me, why” I found myself saying.
I will never forget that awkward silence at the end of the phone. It was my boss at the BBC, and he was not impressed! I think I explained about my parents & Clara , fighting back a combination of tears and exhaustion at the time. Finally I came away with an agreement to take a six month sabatical from my hectic role as a journalist.
After that, all I can remember is booking the first package holiday I could find. Flying from Heathrow I landed in Gibraltar the following night.
I am not sure why I headed to the beach under the light of the rock. But It was late and I had been hungry. Out at sea merchant ships were anchored for the night and I reminisced about my father who had been a radio officer in the merchant navy in the late sixties.
There was only one restaurant which was empty and the waiter obviously spoke little English. I did finally manage to order a steak. The manager was obviously a big Bob Marley fan for one of his albums played continuously in the background during the next few nights I visited.
One song though that really spoke to me from the album was the Rastafarian folk record‘ redemption song’ the words revealing a spiritual meaning each time it was played. Gradually, I began to write them down. ‘
Old Pirates yes they rob I.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong.
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing.
These songs of freedom.
Cause all I ever had
Redemption song.
I can recall that it was only then that my eyes were opened to the truth. Haile Selassies pre coronation name had been Ras (King) Tafari (name) or Rastafari which was where the Rastafarians or Rastas devolved their name. It was that night that I finally realised who the Emperor really was. And that I had been chosen to create a movement which social media were to mockingly label the ‘Empire of the White Rastas’.
This was why he had been trying to speak to me. It was then that I was able to surrender my will and accept the mission that he had prepared me for. In truth I felt humbled that I had been chosen. Using the Royal 'We’ which he always used when referring to himself the Emperor's wise words and fatherly voice had begun to enchant me.
Like the many students he had sent abroad to study, I felt he was preparing me for something special something huge. Yes, I was overwhelmed yet happy holding such a secret purpose.
The next message led me to Zimbabwe. Being an international journalist I had contacts in the area and the recent sale of my parent's former home enabled me to fund both my movements alongside my sabbatical.
Mengistu, had not been hard to find despite killing almost a million of his own people including the Emperor during the decades of his evil Marxist dictatorship. It wasn't long before I found that he was living in luxury in a suburb of the capital.
I arranged to meet him under false pretences using my BBC journalist ID. Entering his mansion it was hard to imagine how this man had ever called himself a marxist. As the opulence around him was pure hypocrisy given his Marxist beliefs. Quickly I had passed him a hand written message which His Majesty had texted me in Amharic. Mengistu had looked bewildered and his guards were soon supporting him into a chair.
A long silence had then entailed between us before he was able to speak. I told him the truth as I am telling you now as he continued to mumble “ how?” Eventually he regained his feet and disappeared into a back room. Appearing soon with an ancient book which he reluctantly handed to me before abruptly asking me to leave.
Outside in the taxi I opened the clip on the heavy book. To my surprise the book was actually hollowed out inside. Within this secret compartment was the key to this story. The Emperor had spoken of a hidden treasure which I had imagined to be financial. To my astonishment the book had revealed only a small package containing just a tiny piece of wood encrusted in a glass case.
I have to confess that the remainder of the trip had felt like a bit of an anti climax. How could this hold any key to the future? I remember thinking.
Strangely my mobile signal failed me for a few days and I decided off my own back to visit Ethiopia. Messaging ahead through social media I found myself creating an uproar in Addis Ababa the ancient capital of Ethiopia.
My vivid memory is of flying in over a beautiful mountain range as I approached Addis Ababa, to be disappointed by a welcome of just a dozen supporters and a much larger crowd of protesters. Soon we were heading with banners to the Jubilee Palace built by Selassie in the mid 50s.
The city was now modern and the population aggressive towards the large photos of Selassie we carried. I remember being shocked by the contrast with the images from YouTube of the Emperor in the 1960s driving past hundreds of prostrated subjects in his maroon Rolls Royce. To be greeted at the grounds of his Jubilee palace by his pet Lions and cheaters. Years of Marxist indoctrination had taken its toll.
Instead the day I arrived my social media announcement had backfired. And to my horror we were welcomed at the Palace by local officials and Police. It was a huge humiliation and I could only reflect on the thoughts of the Emperor after he was forced into a VW Beetle and removed from office. Like him I had been rejected.
When I finally began to receive my texts again, His Majesty sounded disappointed. “it was never my will for you to enter Addis Ababa for it was there that my people rejected me. Even that was not enough for them , my very blood was spilt and my bones broken in order to eradicate my memory. Yes, I may have come at the wrong time but I am going to change the time”.
It had all felt too much and tearfully I asked for his forgiveness and trust. His reply had been long and detailed but left me under a direct order to take his message to the capital of the modern World New York.
There was no time to lose , placing adverts ahead in all of New York’s papers, I was determined not to fail this time. Incredibly within days I had gathered a movement together of several thousand New Yorkers and I had not even set foot in the City yet! Even the dreaded social media showed a surprising interest. Their derogatory labeling giving me an almost celebrity status in the big Apple. The ‘ Empire of the White Rastas' had been born.
My instructions from the Emperor had now gathered a greater momentum. Bordering the plane for New York I felt an excitement which I had not known since Christmases as a child. A feeling of expectation and purpose which had eluded me for many years.
I found myself seated next to a most stunning African beauty. Liya was a young Ethiopian of Royal lineage. She had heard of my mission and was intrigued by the messages. Our meeting was to be more significant than I could ever imagine. During the long flight she was able to share her knowledge of Ethiopian religion and history with me in a way no book could ever do. I was especially captivated by her explanation of the 'Meskel’ the ancient ceremony of the true cross celebrated by Ethiopians all over the world in the form of a bonfire, and previously by the Emperor in Meskel Square Addis Ababa.
Astonishingly it was only then that it dawned on me what I had been given by Mengistu .The hidden treasure that the Emperor had disclosed was indeed something beyond any fortune he could have given away. It was in fact the remains of the Cross of Christ!
Carefully and with some discretion I retrieved the book within my holdall. Beautiful liya was asleep and I had not revealed my visit to Mengistu. After all I was in enough trouble with the authorities.
Inside the box encapsulated within a glass case was a tiny fragment of wood. Secretly, I held it within my hands, my heart pounding at the realisation of what was unravelling around me. History itself seemed to be in my hands. Me an ordinary guy from London and a journalist from an organisation that had helped bring Selassie down.
I cannot be sure but as I was returning the box I became aware that I was being watched. Startled, I looked quickly to my left where liya seemed to be stirring. Had she seen the box? I could not be sure , who was she anyway? Was it just a consequence that she had ended up next to me on the plane or could it be ..
The captain then made an announcement asking us to fasten seatbelts, for New York was on the horizon. The next few hours seemed to last a lifetime.
As my taxi drew outside the Ritz-Carlton opposite central park I recall feeling overwhelmed both at the size of the place but also my task ahead. Journalists had already got wind of my arrival as my adverts had been running for almost a week. Fighting back tiredness I gave an impromptu speech. Supporters flocked around me in the hotel lobby eager to gain from me a time and date for the Emperor's return. I remember starting to feel a little dizzy when out of the blue Liya appeared from nowhere. Clasping my hand firmly she led me up into a lift and finally into my suite.
Any apprehensions I had felt about her instantly disappeared and I was eternally grateful for her presence. Having settled me in with a drink she disclosed some disappointing news. I had been banned from attending the New York Meskel.
At first it had been hard to take in, after all this had been central to my mission. Feeling again dizzy Liya helped me into my bed her gentle words soothing away the shock. I cannot recall very much accept from a passionate kiss she gave me on the lips before I slipped into a deep sleep.
When I awoke it was evening and my head was in pain. When I tried to stand my body swayed and I knew instinctively that I had been drugged. My first thoughts were why was my baggage open on the floor. I grabbed for my holdall only to find to my horror that the Cross box had been taken.
Liya, liya it had to be liya! It was only then that I became aware of weeping in the lounge next to my bedroom. I had hired a suite which contained a set of rooms. On the sofa sat Liya curled up in a ball.
The conversation that followed was to shock me beyond anything I had experienced so far. Liya was in the paid employment of the Ethiopian secret service. She had been observing me since my meeting with Mengistu and I had been branded a danger to the current government. Incredibly though she had grown to like me very much and her former Royal lineage lent her a natural sympathy to my cause.
As we embraced I began to understand something of the danger that we were in. Agents would be arriving later tonight to retrieve the only remaining piece of the true cross which had been stolen by Mengistu from the Emperor while he was pleading for his life.
Liya was willing to risk her life for him. If the messages were true then a Meskel must be held over the site of the true cross in order for His Majesty to return. This would hale a Golden age for the World a New order of peace and prosperity.
There was only one thing for it Liya would need to hide the cross box somewhere until it was safe to return. It was she that came up with a plan to bury the cross box in central park. After all I had been banned from attending the Meskel being celebrated soon by the exiled Ethiopia community because the Ethiopian Government had got to the organisers.
We kissed again , the night would have been almost romantic if it it not been so terrifying. Outside on the balcony darkness was falling and everywhere the lights of the city glowed like stars.
In the distance I could make out the shadow of Liya entering the park. Then after what seemed to be an eternity I was relieved to see her quickly emerge. She looked up and waved and nodded to me , confirming that her task was completed. That was the last time I saw her alive.
After waiting for some time, I headed back down into the hotel lobby. One of the lifts had been jammed open and to my horror I could see Liya’s legs laying across the lobby surrounded by medics.
In truth I panicked after that , for it was certain that they would come after me. I quickly went into hiding.
Knowing that they could trace me through my mobile I consulted the Emperor. His reply was painful, I should not have not involved myself with Liya for this had been my mistake. I knew now that I must decrease so that he could increase. I threw my phone into the river having taken down the Emperor's last message.
Writing down this story today in New York central library I have mailed it using the cash I had left to an obscure address in Lincolnshire UK knowing that His Majesty was about to make contact with another of his subjects. My only instruction was that he should email the story to the New Yorker magazine and await the Emperor's messages.
This is our only hope of saving the World. For Rastafari must return for all people. And this story has to be published or my sacrifice will be in vain. For soon I will hand myself in. They will blame me for Liyas death and place me in a padded cell for my own protection.
They will think they have silenced me. That they have prevented his return. I pray you will know otherwise...
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2020.03.20 12:57 KingP103 EMPIRE OF THE WHITE RASTAS

Clive Uckfield © 20/12/19
I remember it was around the time I lost my parents that the first message came. It was midnight and I must have fallen asleep reading a paperback when I was woken by a ping from my mobile. My bedside lamp was still on and the book I had been reading lay open on the floor.
Instinctively I remember reaching out for my mobile , flicking the message up as my eyes adjusted to the light.The words read “We are the King of Kings, the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.. Shocked out of my sleep I can recall reading the text message over and over again. “We are the King of Kings , the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.
Stunned, I let go of my of my phone and reached down grabbing for the book which had fallen off my bed. Still half asleep it slipped out of my hands again, landing open at a photo of the last Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie taken in the 1940s. His fine features and dignified pose impressing me. In the same way as his charisma had impressed World leaders, when he stood up to facism at the League of Nations after the Italian invasion.
Alarmingly, my phone started to ping again. That time I shot out of bed shaking with fear imagining I had been dreaming. Emotionally I had been all over the place. In fact, I felt as if my body had been paralysed with fright. You know, like seeing a ghost.
Reaching for my phone after that had been akin to picking up a red hot coal. But the second message had been more personal and comforting “do not be afraid, David, we are with you and through your voice the world will prepare for my return”.
To be honest at the time I began to think that perhaps this was some sort of sick joke from a colleague? Angrily, I remember messaging back. “Whoever you are get a life, this isn't funny”.
The next text had become more detailed and It was then that I finally realised that this was no joke “ David, do not fear for we are with you. We have chosen you to be my prophet, as my people will reject me. First of all forgiveness to the one who strangled me, an elderly man in my own bed. Then the restoration of our most valuable treasure . And finally, only then when the Meskel is truly celebrated in New York we will reveal myself to the world”.
After hearing that I can recall needing a drink! it was true I had studied the history of the Ethiopian Empire & the life of Selassie, the most recognised leader in African history. In truth, it was partly because of him that I became a journalist in the first place. But how could I accept that a dead man could be texting me in 2019!
You need to understand that I had been fascinated by the man for most of my life. The very night I had received the first text I had been reading about the Emperor's ordinary roots in a mud hut. To then being mysteriously chosen to lead this extraordinary nation for 60 years. A unique Empire in black Africa, which alone had remained free from the European powers for thousands of years.
But you know, the Emperor had been murdered in 1975? That was what was so incredible, I mean to believe that these texts were from a dead man who had never seen a computer! A man who had regularly visited US Presidents & World leaders. Telling me that he would return from the grave!
You can imagine now why I tried to find solace in alcohol. Yes I had also tried to make sense of what was happening by talking to my girlfriend Clara. But, as you can imagine, it wasn't long before she left me. Then one Monday morning I woke with a stinking headache. The Sun was shining through my half drawn curtains it was ten am London time! The phone was ringing. “ Why me, why” I found myself saying.
I will never forget that awkward silence at the end of the phone. It was my boss at the BBC, and he was not impressed! I think I explained about my parents & Clara , fighting back a combination of tears and exhaustion at the time. Finally I came away with an agreement to take a six month sabatical from my hectic role as a journalist.
After that, all I can remember is booking the first package holiday I could find. Flying from Heathrow I landed in Gibraltar the following night.
I am not sure why I headed to the beach under the light of the rock. But It was late and I had been hungry. Out at sea merchant ships were anchored for the night and I reminisced about my father who had been a radio officer in the merchant navy in the late sixties.
There was only one restaurant which was empty and the waiter obviously spoke little English. I did finally manage to order a steak. The manager was obviously a big Bob Marley fan for one of his albums played continuously in the background during the next few nights I visited.
One song though that really spoke to me from the album was the Rastafarian folk record‘ redemption song’ the words revealing a spiritual meaning each time it was played. Gradually, I began to write them down. ‘
Old Pirates yes they rob I.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong.
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing.
These songs of freedom.
Cause all I ever had
Redemption song.
I can recall that it was only then that my eyes were opened to the truth. Haile Selassies pre coronation name had been Ras (King) Tafari (name) or Rastafari which was where the Rastafarians or Rastas devolved their name. It was that night that I finally realised who the Emperor really was. And that I had been chosen to create a movement which social media were to mockingly label the ‘Empire of the White Rastas’.
This was why he had been trying to speak to me. It was then that I was able to surrender my will and accept the mission that he had prepared me for. In truth I felt humbled that I had been chosen. Using the Royal 'We’ which he always used when referring to himself the Emperor's wise words and fatherly voice had begun to enchant me.
Like the many students he had sent abroad to study, I felt he was preparing me for something special something huge. Yes, I was overwhelmed yet happy holding such a secret purpose.
The next message led me to Zimbabwe. Being an international journalist I had contacts in the area and the recent sale of my parent's former home enabled me to fund both my movements alongside my sabbatical.
Mengistu, had not been hard to find despite killing almost a million of his own people including the Emperor during the decades of his evil Marxist dictatorship. It wasn't long before I found that he was living in luxury in a suburb of the capital.
I arranged to meet him under false pretences using my BBC journalist ID. Entering his mansion it was hard to imagine how this man had ever called himself a marxist. As the opulence around him was pure hypocrisy given his Marxist beliefs. Quickly I had passed him a hand written message which His Majesty had texted me in Amharic. Mengistu had looked bewildered and his guards were soon supporting him into a chair.
A long silence had then entailed between us before he was able to speak. I told him the truth as I am telling you now as he continued to mumble “ how?” Eventually he regained his feet and disappeared into a back room. Appearing soon with an ancient book which he reluctantly handed to me before abruptly asking me to leave.
Outside in the taxi I opened the clip on the heavy book. To my surprise the book was actually hollowed out inside. Within this secret compartment was the key to this story. The Emperor had spoken of a hidden treasure which I had imagined to be financial. To my astonishment the book had revealed only a small package containing just a tiny piece of wood encrusted in a glass case.
I have to confess that the remainder of the trip had felt like a bit of an anti climax. How could this hold any key to the future? I remember thinking.
Strangely my mobile signal failed me for a few days and I decided off my own back to visit Ethiopia. Messaging ahead through social media I found myself creating an uproar in Addis Ababa the ancient capital of Ethiopia.
My vivid memory is of flying in over a beautiful mountain range as I approached Addis Ababa, to be disappointed by a welcome of just a dozen supporters and a much larger crowd of protesters. Soon we were heading with banners to the Jubilee Palace built by Selassie in the mid 50s.
The city was now modern and the population aggressive towards the large photos of Selassie we carried. I remember being shocked by the contrast with the images from YouTube of the Emperor in the 1960s driving past hundreds of prostrated subjects in his maroon Rolls Royce. To be greeted at the grounds of his Jubilee palace by his pet Lions and cheaters. Years of Marxist indoctrination had taken its toll.
Instead the day I arrived my social media announcement had backfired. And to my horror we were welcomed at the Palace by local officials and Police. It was a huge humiliation and I could only reflect on the thoughts of the Emperor after he was forced into a VW Beetle and removed from office. Like him I had been rejected.
When I finally began to receive my texts again, His Majesty sounded disappointed. “it was never my will for you to enter Addis Ababa for it was there that my people rejected me. Even that was not enough for them , my very blood was spilt and my bones broken in order to eradicate my memory. Yes, I may have come at the wrong time but I am going to change the time”.
It had all felt too much and tearfully I asked for his forgiveness and trust. His reply had been long and detailed but left me under a direct order to take his message to the capital of the modern World New York.
There was no time to lose , placing adverts ahead in all of New York’s papers, I was determined not to fail this time. Incredibly within days I had gathered a movement together of several thousand New Yorkers and I had not even set foot in the City yet! Even the dreaded social media showed a surprising interest. Their derogatory labeling giving me an almost celebrity status in the big Apple. The ‘ Empire of the White Rastas' had been born.
My instructions from the Emperor had now gathered a greater momentum. Bordering the plane for New York I felt an excitement which I had not known since Christmases as a child. A feeling of expectation and purpose which had eluded me for many years.
I found myself seated next to a most stunning African beauty. Liya was a young Ethiopian of Royal lineage. She had heard of my mission and was intrigued by the messages. Our meeting was to be more significant than I could ever imagine. During the long flight she was able to share her knowledge of Ethiopian religion and history with me in a way no book could ever do. I was especially captivated by her explanation of the 'Meskel’ the ancient ceremony of the true cross celebrated by Ethiopians all over the world in the form of a bonfire, and previously by the Emperor in Meskel Square Addis Ababa.
Astonishingly it was only then that it dawned on me what I had been given by Mengistu .The hidden treasure that the Emperor had disclosed was indeed something beyond any fortune he could have given away. It was in fact the remains of the Cross of Christ!
Carefully and with some discretion I retrieved the book within my holdall. Beautiful liya was asleep and I had not revealed my visit to Mengistu. After all I was in enough trouble with the authorities.
Inside the box encapsulated within a glass case was a tiny fragment of wood. Secretly, I held it within my hands, my heart pounding at the realisation of what was unravelling around me. History itself seemed to be in my hands. Me an ordinary guy from London and a journalist from an organisation that had helped bring Selassie down.
I cannot be sure but as I was returning the box I became aware that I was being watched. Startled, I looked quickly to my left where liya seemed to be stirring. Had she seen the box? I could not be sure , who was she anyway? Was it just a consequence that she had ended up next to me on the plane or could it be ..
The captain then made an announcement asking us to fasten seatbelts, for New York was on the horizon. The next few hours seemed to last a lifetime.
As my taxi drew outside the Ritz-Carlton opposite central park I recall feeling overwhelmed both at the size of the place but also my task ahead. Journalists had already got wind of my arrival as my adverts had been running for almost a week. Fighting back tiredness I gave an impromptu speech. Supporters flocked around me in the hotel lobby eager to gain from me a time and date for the Emperor's return. I remember starting to feel a little dizzy when out of the blue Liya appeared from nowhere. Clasping my hand firmly she led me up into a lift and finally into my suite.
Any apprehensions I had felt about her instantly disappeared and I was eternally grateful for her presence. Having settled me in with a drink she disclosed some disappointing news. I had been banned from attending the New York Meskel.
At first it had been hard to take in, after all this had been central to my mission. Feeling again dizzy Liya helped me into my bed her gentle words soothing away the shock. I cannot recall very much accept from a passionate kiss she gave me on the lips before I slipped into a deep sleep.
When I awoke it was evening and my head was in pain. When I tried to stand my body swayed and I knew instinctively that I had been drugged. My first thoughts were why was my baggage open on the floor. I grabbed for my holdall only to find to my horror that the Cross box had been taken.
Liya, liya it had to be liya! It was only then that I became aware of weeping in the lounge next to my bedroom. I had hired a suite which contained a set of rooms. On the sofa sat Liya curled up in a ball.
The conversation that followed was to shock me beyond anything I had experienced so far. Liya was in the paid employment of the Ethiopian secret service. She had been observing me since my meeting with Mengistu and I had been branded a danger to the current government. Incredibly though she had grown to like me very much and her former Royal lineage lent her a natural sympathy to my cause.
As we embraced I began to understand something of the danger that we were in. Agents would be arriving later tonight to retrieve the only remaining piece of the true cross which had been stolen by Mengistu from the Emperor while he was pleading for his life.
Liya was willing to risk her life for him. If the messages were true then a Meskel must be held over the site of the true cross in order for His Majesty to return. This would hale a Golden age for the World a New order of peace and prosperity.
There was only one thing for it Liya would need to hide the cross box somewhere until it was safe to return. It was she that came up with a plan to bury the cross box in central park. After all I had been banned from attending the Meskel being celebrated soon by the exiled Ethiopia community because the Ethiopian Government had got to the organisers.
We kissed again , the night would have been almost romantic if it it not been so terrifying. Outside on the balcony darkness was falling and everywhere the lights of the city glowed like stars.
In the distance I could make out the shadow of Liya entering the park. Then after what seemed to be an eternity I was relieved to see her quickly emerge. She looked up and waved and nodded to me , confirming that her task was completed. That was the last time I saw her alive.
After waiting for some time, I headed back down into the hotel lobby. One of the lifts had been jammed open and to my horror I could see Liya’s legs laying across the lobby surrounded by medics.
In truth I panicked after that , for it was certain that they would come after me. I quickly went into hiding.
Knowing that they could trace me through my mobile I consulted the Emperor. His reply was painful, I should not have not involved myself with Liya for this had been my mistake. I knew now that I must decrease so that he could increase. I threw my phone into the river having taken down the Emperor's last message.
Writing down this story today in New York central library I have mailed it using the cash I had left to an obscure address in Lincolnshire UK knowing that His Majesty was about to make contact with another of his subjects. My only instruction was that he should email the story to the New Yorker magazine and await the Emperor's messages.
This is our only hope of saving the World. For Rastafari must return for all people. And this story has to be published or my sacrifice will be in vain. For soon I will hand myself in. They will blame me for Liyas death and place me in a padded cell for my own protection.
They will think they have silenced me. That they have prevented his return. I pray you will know otherwise...
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2020.03.20 12:52 KingP103 EMPIRE OF THE WHITE RASTAS

Clive Uckfield © 20/12/19
I remember it was around the time I lost my parents that the first message came. It was midnight and I must have fallen asleep reading a paperback when I was woken by a ping from my mobile. My bedside lamp was still on and the book I had been reading lay open on the floor.
Instinctively I remember reaching out for my mobile , flicking the message up as my eyes adjusted to the light.The words read “We are the King of Kings, the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.. Shocked out of my sleep I can recall reading the text message over and over again. “We are the King of Kings , the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.
Stunned, I let go of my of my phone and reached down grabbing for the book which had fallen off my bed. Still half asleep it slipped out of my hands again, landing open at a photo of the last Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie taken in the 1940s. His fine features and dignified pose impressing me. In the same way as his charisma had impressed World leaders, when he stood up to facism at the League of Nations after the Italian invasion.
Alarmingly, my phone started to ping again. That time I shot out of bed shaking with fear imagining I had been dreaming. Emotionally I had been all over the place. In fact, I felt as if my body had been paralysed with fright. You know, like seeing a ghost.
Reaching for my phone after that had been akin to picking up a red hot coal. But the second message had been more personal and comforting “do not be afraid, David, we are with you and through your voice the world will prepare for my return”.
To be honest at the time I began to think that perhaps this was some sort of sick joke from a colleague? Angrily, I remember messaging back. “Whoever you are get a life, this isn't funny”.
The next text had become more detailed and It was then that I finally realised that this was no joke “ David, do not fear for we are with you. We have chosen you to be my prophet, as my people will reject me. First of all forgiveness to the one who strangled me, an elderly man in my own bed. Then the restoration of our most valuable treasure . And finally, only then when the Meskel is truly celebrated in New York we will reveal myself to the world”.
After hearing that I can recall needing a drink! it was true I had studied the history of the Ethiopian Empire & the life of Selassie, the most recognised leader in African history. In truth, it was partly because of him that I became a journalist in the first place. But how could I accept that a dead man could be texting me in 2019!
You need to understand that I had been fascinated by the man for most of my life. The very night I had received the first text I had been reading about the Emperor's ordinary roots in a mud hut. To then being mysteriously chosen to lead this extraordinary nation for 60 years. A unique Empire in black Africa, which alone had remained free from the European powers for thousands of years.
But you know, the Emperor had been murdered in 1975? That was what was so incredible, I mean to believe that these texts were from a dead man who had never seen a computer! A man who had regularly visited US Presidents & World leaders. Telling me that he would return from the grave!
You can imagine now why I tried to find solace in alcohol. Yes I had also tried to make sense of what was happening by talking to my girlfriend Clara. But, as you can imagine, it wasn't long before she left me. Then one Monday morning I woke with a stinking headache. The Sun was shining through my half drawn curtains it was ten am London time! The phone was ringing. “ Why me, why” I found myself saying.
I will never forget that awkward silence at the end of the phone. It was my boss at the BBC, and he was not impressed! I think I explained about my parents & Clara , fighting back a combination of tears and exhaustion at the time. Finally I came away with an agreement to take a six month sabatical from my hectic role as a journalist.
After that, all I can remember is booking the first package holiday I could find. Flying from Heathrow I landed in Gibraltar the following night.
I am not sure why I headed to the beach under the light of the rock. But It was late and I had been hungry. Out at sea merchant ships were anchored for the night and I reminisced about my father who had been a radio officer in the merchant navy in the late sixties.
There was only one restaurant which was empty and the waiter obviously spoke little English. I did finally manage to order a steak. The manager was obviously a big Bob Marley fan for one of his albums played continuously in the background during the next few nights I visited.
One song though that really spoke to me from the album was the Rastafarian folk record‘ redemption song’ the words revealing a spiritual meaning each time it was played. Gradually, I began to write them down. ‘
Old Pirates yes they rob I.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong.
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing.
These songs of freedom.
Cause all I ever had
Redemption song.
I can recall that it was only then that my eyes were opened to the truth. Haile Selassies pre coronation name had been Ras (King) Tafari (name) or Rastafari which was where the Rastafarians or Rastas devolved their name. It was that night that I finally realised who the Emperor really was. And that I had been chosen to create a movement which social media were to mockingly label the ‘Empire of the White Rastas’.
This was why he had been trying to speak to me. It was then that I was able to surrender my will and accept the mission that he had prepared me for. In truth I felt humbled that I had been chosen. Using the Royal 'We’ which he always used when referring to himself the Emperor's wise words and fatherly voice had begun to enchant me.
Like the many students he had sent abroad to study, I felt he was preparing me for something special something huge. Yes, I was overwhelmed yet happy holding such a secret purpose.
The next message led me to Zimbabwe. Being an international journalist I had contacts in the area and the recent sale of my parent's former home enabled me to fund both my movements alongside my sabbatical.
Mengistu, had not been hard to find despite killing almost a million of his own people including the Emperor during the decades of his evil Marxist dictatorship. It wasn't long before I found that he was living in luxury in a suburb of the capital.
I arranged to meet him under false pretences using my BBC journalist ID. Entering his mansion it was hard to imagine how this man had ever called himself a marxist. As the opulence around him was pure hypocrisy given his Marxist beliefs. Quickly I had passed him a hand written message which His Majesty had texted me in Amharic. Mengistu had looked bewildered and his guards were soon supporting him into a chair.
A long silence had then entailed between us before he was able to speak. I told him the truth as I am telling you now as he continued to mumble “ how?” Eventually he regained his feet and disappeared into a back room. Appearing soon with an ancient book which he reluctantly handed to me before abruptly asking me to leave.
Outside in the taxi I opened the clip on the heavy book. To my surprise the book was actually hollowed out inside. Within this secret compartment was the key to this story. The Emperor had spoken of a hidden treasure which I had imagined to be financial. To my astonishment the book had revealed only a small package containing just a tiny piece of wood encrusted in a glass case.
I have to confess that the remainder of the trip had felt like a bit of an anti climax. How could this hold any key to the future? I remember thinking.
Strangely my mobile signal failed me for a few days and I decided off my own back to visit Ethiopia. Messaging ahead through social media I found myself creating an uproar in Addis Ababa the ancient capital of Ethiopia.
My vivid memory is of flying in over a beautiful mountain range as I approached Addis Ababa, to be disappointed by a welcome of just a dozen supporters and a much larger crowd of protesters. Soon we were heading with banners to the Jubilee Palace built by Selassie in the mid 50s.
The city was now modern and the population aggressive towards the large photos of Selassie we carried. I remember being shocked by the contrast with the images from YouTube of the Emperor in the 1960s driving past hundreds of prostrated subjects in his maroon Rolls Royce. To be greeted at the grounds of his Jubilee palace by his pet Lions and cheaters. Years of Marxist indoctrination had taken its toll.
Instead the day I arrived my social media announcement had backfired. And to my horror we were welcomed at the Palace by local officials and Police. It was a huge humiliation and I could only reflect on the thoughts of the Emperor after he was forced into a VW Beetle and removed from office. Like him I had been rejected.
When I finally began to receive my texts again, His Majesty sounded disappointed. “it was never my will for you to enter Addis Ababa for it was there that my people rejected me. Even that was not enough for them , my very blood was spilt and my bones broken in order to eradicate my memory. Yes, I may have come at the wrong time but I am going to change the time”.
It had all felt too much and tearfully I asked for his forgiveness and trust. His reply had been long and detailed but left me under a direct order to take his message to the capital of the modern World New York.
There was no time to lose , placing adverts ahead in all of New York’s papers, I was determined not to fail this time. Incredibly within days I had gathered a movement together of several thousand New Yorkers and I had not even set foot in the City yet! Even the dreaded social media showed a surprising interest. Their derogatory labeling giving me an almost celebrity status in the big Apple. The ‘ Empire of the White Rastas' had been born.
My instructions from the Emperor had now gathered a greater momentum. Bordering the plane for New York I felt an excitement which I had not known since Christmases as a child. A feeling of expectation and purpose which had eluded me for many years.
I found myself seated next to a most stunning African beauty. Liya was a young Ethiopian of Royal lineage. She had heard of my mission and was intrigued by the messages. Our meeting was to be more significant than I could ever imagine. During the long flight she was able to share her knowledge of Ethiopian religion and history with me in a way no book could ever do. I was especially captivated by her explanation of the 'Meskel’ the ancient ceremony of the true cross celebrated by Ethiopians all over the world in the form of a bonfire, and previously by the Emperor in Meskel Square Addis Ababa.
Astonishingly it was only then that it dawned on me what I had been given by Mengistu .The hidden treasure that the Emperor had disclosed was indeed something beyond any fortune he could have given away. It was in fact the remains of the Cross of Christ!
Carefully and with some discretion I retrieved the book within my holdall. Beautiful liya was asleep and I had not revealed my visit to Mengistu. After all I was in enough trouble with the authorities.
Inside the box encapsulated within a glass case was a tiny fragment of wood. Secretly, I held it within my hands, my heart pounding at the realisation of what was unravelling around me. History itself seemed to be in my hands. Me an ordinary guy from London and a journalist from an organisation that had helped bring Selassie down.
I cannot be sure but as I was returning the box I became aware that I was being watched. Startled, I looked quickly to my left where liya seemed to be stirring. Had she seen the box? I could not be sure , who was she anyway? Was it just a consequence that she had ended up next to me on the plane or could it be ..
The captain then made an announcement asking us to fasten seatbelts, for New York was on the horizon. The next few hours seemed to last a lifetime.
As my taxi drew outside the Ritz-Carlton opposite central park I recall feeling overwhelmed both at the size of the place but also my task ahead. Journalists had already got wind of my arrival as my adverts had been running for almost a week. Fighting back tiredness I gave an impromptu speech. Supporters flocked around me in the hotel lobby eager to gain from me a time and date for the Emperor's return. I remember starting to feel a little dizzy when out of the blue Liya appeared from nowhere. Clasping my hand firmly she led me up into a lift and finally into my suite.
Any apprehensions I had felt about her instantly disappeared and I was eternally grateful for her presence. Having settled me in with a drink she disclosed some disappointing news. I had been banned from attending the New York Meskel.
At first it had been hard to take in, after all this had been central to my mission. Feeling again dizzy Liya helped me into my bed her gentle words soothing away the shock. I cannot recall very much accept from a passionate kiss she gave me on the lips before I slipped into a deep sleep.
When I awoke it was evening and my head was in pain. When I tried to stand my body swayed and I knew instinctively that I had been drugged. My first thoughts were why was my baggage open on the floor. I grabbed for my holdall only to find to my horror that the Cross box had been taken.
Liya, liya it had to be liya! It was only then that I became aware of weeping in the lounge next to my bedroom. I had hired a suite which contained a set of rooms. On the sofa sat Liya curled up in a ball.
The conversation that followed was to shock me beyond anything I had experienced so far. Liya was in the paid employment of the Ethiopian secret service. She had been observing me since my meeting with Mengistu and I had been branded a danger to the current government. Incredibly though she had grown to like me very much and her former Royal lineage lent her a natural sympathy to my cause.
As we embraced I began to understand something of the danger that we were in. Agents would be arriving later tonight to retrieve the only remaining piece of the true cross which had been stolen by Mengistu from the Emperor while he was pleading for his life.
Liya was willing to risk her life for him. If the messages were true then a Meskel must be held over the site of the true cross in order for His Majesty to return. This would hale a Golden age for the World a New order of peace and prosperity.
There was only one thing for it Liya would need to hide the cross box somewhere until it was safe to return. It was she that came up with a plan to bury the cross box in central park. After all I had been banned from attending the Meskel being celebrated soon by the exiled Ethiopia community because the Ethiopian Government had got to the organisers.
We kissed again , the night would have been almost romantic if it it not been so terrifying. Outside on the balcony darkness was falling and everywhere the lights of the city glowed like stars.
In the distance I could make out the shadow of Liya entering the park. Then after what seemed to be an eternity I was relieved to see her quickly emerge. She looked up and waved and nodded to me , confirming that her task was completed. That was the last time I saw her alive.
After waiting for some time, I headed back down into the hotel lobby. One of the lifts had been jammed open and to my horror I could see Liya’s legs laying across the lobby surrounded by medics.
In truth I panicked after that , for it was certain that they would come after me. I quickly went into hiding.
Knowing that they could trace me through my mobile I consulted the Emperor. His reply was painful, I should not have not involved myself with Liya for this had been my mistake. I knew now that I must decrease so that he could increase. I threw my phone into the river having taken down the Emperor's last message.
Writing down this story today in New York central library I have mailed it using the cash I had left to an obscure address in Lincolnshire UK knowing that His Majesty was about to make contact with another of his subjects. My only instruction was that he should email the story to the New Yorker magazine and await the Emperor's messages.
This is our only hope of saving the World. For Rastafari must return for all people. And this story has to be published or my sacrifice will be in vain. For soon I will hand myself in. They will blame me for Liyas death and place me in a padded cell for my own protection.
They will think they have silenced me. That they have prevented his return. I pray you will know otherwise...
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2020.03.20 12:36 KingP103 EMPIRE OF THE WHITE RASTAS

Clive Uckfield © 20/12/19
I remember it was around the time I lost my parents that the first message came. It was midnight and I must have fallen asleep reading a paperback when I was woken by a ping from my mobile. My bedside lamp was still on and the book I had been reading lay open on the floor.
Instinctively I remember reaching out for my mobile , flicking the message up as my eyes adjusted to the light.The words read “We are the King of Kings, the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.. Shocked out of my sleep I can recall reading the text message over and over again. “We are the King of Kings , the Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, descendent of King Solomon & the Queen of Sheba”.
Stunned, I let go of my of my phone and reached down grabbing for the book which had fallen off my bed. Still half asleep it slipped out of my hands again, landing open at a photo of the last Emperor of Ethiopia Haile Selassie taken in the 1940s. His fine features and dignified pose impressing me. In the same way as his charisma had impressed World leaders, when he stood up to facism at the League of Nations after the Italian invasion.
Alarmingly, my phone started to ping again. That time I shot out of bed shaking with fear imagining I had been dreaming. Emotionally I had been all over the place. In fact, I felt as if my body had been paralysed with fright. You know, like seeing a ghost.
Reaching for my phone after that had been akin to picking up a red hot coal. But the second message had been more personal and comforting “do not be afraid, David, we are with you and through your voice the world will prepare for my return”.
To be honest at the time I began to think that perhaps this was some sort of sick joke from a colleague? Angrily, I remember messaging back. “Whoever you are get a life, this isn't funny”.
The next text had become more detailed and It was then that I finally realised that this was no joke “ David, do not fear for we are with you. We have chosen you to be my prophet, as my people will reject me. First of all forgiveness to the one who strangled me, an elderly man in my own bed. Then the restoration of our most valuable treasure . And finally, only then when the Meskel is truly celebrated in New York we will reveal myself to the world”.
After hearing that I can recall needing a drink! it was true I had studied the history of the Ethiopian Empire & the life of Selassie, the most recognised leader in African history. In truth, it was partly because of him that I became a journalist in the first place. But how could I accept that a dead man could be texting me in 2019!
You need to understand that I had been fascinated by the man for most of my life. The very night I had received the first text I had been reading about the Emperor's ordinary roots in a mud hut. To then being mysteriously chosen to lead this extraordinary nation for 60 years. A unique Empire in black Africa, which alone had remained free from the European powers for thousands of years.
But you know, the Emperor had been murdered in 1975? That was what was so incredible, I mean to believe that these texts were from a dead man who had never seen a computer! A man who had regularly visited US Presidents & World leaders. Telling me that he would return from the grave!
You can imagine now why I tried to find solace in alcohol. Yes I had also tried to make sense of what was happening by talking to my girlfriend Clara. But, as you can imagine, it wasn't long before she left me. Then one Monday morning I woke with a stinking headache. The Sun was shining through my half drawn curtains it was ten am London time! The phone was ringing. “ Why me, why” I found myself saying.
I will never forget that awkward silence at the end of the phone. It was my boss at the BBC, and he was not impressed! I think I explained about my parents & Clara , fighting back a combination of tears and exhaustion at the time. Finally I came away with an agreement to take a six month sabatical from my hectic role as a journalist.
After that, all I can remember is booking the first package holiday I could find. Flying from Heathrow I landed in Gibraltar the following night.
I am not sure why I headed to the beach under the light of the rock. But It was late and I had been hungry. Out at sea merchant ships were anchored for the night and I reminisced about my father who had been a radio officer in the merchant navy in the late sixties.
There was only one restaurant which was empty and the waiter obviously spoke little English. I did finally manage to order a steak. The manager was obviously a big Bob Marley fan for one of his albums played continuously in the background during the next few nights I visited.
One song though that really spoke to me from the album was the Rastafarian folk record‘ redemption song’ the words revealing a spiritual meaning each time it was played. Gradually, I began to write them down. ‘
Old Pirates yes they rob I.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong.
By the hand of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won't you help to sing.
These songs of freedom.
Cause all I ever had
Redemption song.
I can recall that it was only then that my eyes were opened to the truth. Haile Selassies pre coronation name had been Ras (King) Tafari (name) or Rastafari which was where the Rastafarians or Rastas devolved their name. It was that night that I finally realised who the Emperor really was. And that I had been chosen to create a movement which social media were to mockingly label the ‘Empire of the White Rastas’.
This was why he had been trying to speak to me. It was then that I was able to surrender my will and accept the mission that he had prepared me for. In truth I felt humbled that I had been chosen. Using the Royal 'We’ which he always used when referring to himself the Emperor's wise words and fatherly voice had begun to enchant me.
Like the many students he had sent abroad to study, I felt he was preparing me for something special something huge. Yes, I was overwhelmed yet happy holding such a secret purpose.
The next message led me to Zimbabwe. Being an international journalist I had contacts in the area and the recent sale of my parent's former home enabled me to fund both my movements alongside my sabbatical.
Mengistu, had not been hard to find despite killing almost a million of his own people including the Emperor during the decades of his evil Marxist dictatorship. It wasn't long before I found that he was living in luxury in a suburb of the capital.
I arranged to meet him under false pretences using my BBC journalist ID. Entering his mansion it was hard to imagine how this man had ever called himself a marxist. As the opulence around him was pure hypocrisy given his Marxist beliefs. Quickly I had passed him a hand written message which His Majesty had texted me in Amharic. Mengistu had looked bewildered and his guards were soon supporting him into a chair.
A long silence had then entailed between us before he was able to speak. I told him the truth as I am telling you now as he continued to mumble “ how?” Eventually he regained his feet and disappeared into a back room. Appearing soon with an ancient book which he reluctantly handed to me before abruptly asking me to leave.
Outside in the taxi I opened the clip on the heavy book. To my surprise the book was actually hollowed out inside. Within this secret compartment was the key to this story. The Emperor had spoken of a hidden treasure which I had imagined to be financial. To my astonishment the book had revealed only a small package containing just a tiny piece of wood encrusted in a glass case.
I have to confess that the remainder of the trip had felt like a bit of an anti climax. How could this hold any key to the future? I remember thinking.
Strangely my mobile signal failed me for a few days and I decided off my own back to visit Ethiopia. Messaging ahead through social media I found myself creating an uproar in Addis Ababa the ancient capital of Ethiopia.
My vivid memory is of flying in over a beautiful mountain range as I approached Addis Ababa, to be disappointed by a welcome of just a dozen supporters and a much larger crowd of protesters. Soon we were heading with banners to the Jubilee Palace built by Selassie in the mid 50s.
The city was now modern and the population aggressive towards the large photos of Selassie we carried. I remember being shocked by the contrast with the images from YouTube of the Emperor in the 1960s driving past hundreds of prostrated subjects in his maroon Rolls Royce. To be greeted at the grounds of his Jubilee palace by his pet Lions and cheaters. Years of Marxist indoctrination had taken its toll.
Instead the day I arrived my social media announcement had backfired. And to my horror we were welcomed at the Palace by local officials and Police. It was a huge humiliation and I could only reflect on the thoughts of the Emperor after he was forced into a VW Beetle and removed from office. Like him I had been rejected.
When I finally began to receive my texts again, His Majesty sounded disappointed. “it was never my will for you to enter Addis Ababa for it was there that my people rejected me. Even that was not enough for them , my very blood was spilt and my bones broken in order to eradicate my memory. Yes, I may have come at the wrong time but I am going to change the time”.
It had all felt too much and tearfully I asked for his forgiveness and trust. His reply had been long and detailed but left me under a direct order to take his message to the capital of the modern World New York.
There was no time to lose , placing adverts ahead in all of New York’s papers, I was determined not to fail this time. Incredibly within days I had gathered a movement together of several thousand New Yorkers and I had not even set foot in the City yet! Even the dreaded social media showed a surprising interest. Their derogatory labeling giving me an almost celebrity status in the big Apple. The ‘ Empire of the White Rastas' had been born.
My instructions from the Emperor had now gathered a greater momentum. Bordering the plane for New York I felt an excitement which I had not known since Christmases as a child. A feeling of expectation and purpose which had eluded me for many years.
I found myself seated next to a most stunning African beauty. Liya was a young Ethiopian of Royal lineage. She had heard of my mission and was intrigued by the messages. Our meeting was to be more significant than I could ever imagine. During the long flight she was able to share her knowledge of Ethiopian religion and history with me in a way no book could ever do. I was especially captivated by her explanation of the 'Meskel’ the ancient ceremony of the true cross celebrated by Ethiopians all over the world in the form of a bonfire, and previously by the Emperor in Meskel Square Addis Ababa.
Astonishingly it was only then that it dawned on me what I had been given by Mengistu .The hidden treasure that the Emperor had disclosed was indeed something beyond any fortune he could have given away. It was in fact the remains of the Cross of Christ!
Carefully and with some discretion I retrieved the book within my holdall. Beautiful liya was asleep and I had not revealed my visit to Mengistu. After all I was in enough trouble with the authorities.
Inside the box encapsulated within a glass case was a tiny fragment of wood. Secretly, I held it within my hands, my heart pounding at the realisation of what was unravelling around me. History itself seemed to be in my hands. Me an ordinary guy from London and a journalist from an organisation that had helped bring Selassie down.
I cannot be sure but as I was returning the box I became aware that I was being watched. Startled, I looked quickly to my left where liya seemed to be stirring. Had she seen the box? I could not be sure , who was she anyway? Was it just a consequence that she had ended up next to me on the plane or could it be ..
The captain then made an announcement asking us to fasten seatbelts, for New York was on the horizon. The next few hours seemed to last a lifetime.
As my taxi drew outside the Ritz-Carlton opposite central park I recall feeling overwhelmed both at the size of the place but also my task ahead. Journalists had already got wind of my arrival as my adverts had been running for almost a week. Fighting back tiredness I gave an impromptu speech. Supporters flocked around me in the hotel lobby eager to gain from me a time and date for the Emperor's return. I remember starting to feel a little dizzy when out of the blue Liya appeared from nowhere. Clasping my hand firmly she led me up into a lift and finally into my suite.
Any apprehensions I had felt about her instantly disappeared and I was eternally grateful for her presence. Having settled me in with a drink she disclosed some disappointing news. I had been banned from attending the New York Meskel.
At first it had been hard to take in, after all this had been central to my mission. Feeling again dizzy Liya helped me into my bed her gentle words soothing away the shock. I cannot recall very much accept from a passionate kiss she gave me on the lips before I slipped into a deep sleep.
When I awoke it was evening and my head was in pain. When I tried to stand my body swayed and I knew instinctively that I had been drugged. My first thoughts were why was my baggage open on the floor. I grabbed for my holdall only to find to my horror that the Cross box had been taken.
Liya, liya it had to be liya! It was only then that I became aware of weeping in the lounge next to my bedroom. I had hired a suite which contained a set of rooms. On the sofa sat Liya curled up in a ball.
The conversation that followed was to shock me beyond anything I had experienced so far. Liya was in the paid employment of the Ethiopian secret service. She had been observing me since my meeting with Mengistu and I had been branded a danger to the current government. Incredibly though she had grown to like me very much and her former Royal lineage lent her a natural sympathy to my cause.
As we embraced I began to understand something of the danger that we were in. Agents would be arriving later tonight to retrieve the only remaining piece of the true cross which had been stolen by Mengistu from the Emperor while he was pleading for his life.
Liya was willing to risk her life for him. If the messages were true then a Meskel must be held over the site of the true cross in order for His Majesty to return. This would hale a Golden age for the World a New order of peace and prosperity.
There was only one thing for it Liya would need to hide the cross box somewhere until it was safe to return. It was she that came up with a plan to bury the cross box in central park. After all I had been banned from attending the Meskel being celebrated soon by the exiled Ethiopia community because the Ethiopian Government had got to the organisers.
We kissed again , the night would have been almost romantic if it it not been so terrifying. Outside on the balcony darkness was falling and everywhere the lights of the city glowed like stars.
In the distance I could make out the shadow of Liya entering the park. Then after what seemed to be an eternity I was relieved to see her quickly emerge. She looked up and waved and nodded to me , confirming that her task was completed. That was the last time I saw her alive.
After waiting for some time, I headed back down into the hotel lobby. One of the lifts had been jammed open and to my horror I could see Liya’s legs laying across the lobby surrounded by medics.
In truth I panicked after that , for it was certain that they would come after me. I quickly went into hiding.
Knowing that they could trace me through my mobile I consulted the Emperor. His reply was painful, I should not have not involved myself with Liya for this had been my mistake. I knew now that I must decrease so that he could increase. I threw my phone into the river having taken down the Emperor's last message.
Writing down this story today in New York central library I have mailed it using the cash I had left to an obscure address in Lincolnshire UK knowing that His Majesty was about to make contact with another of his subjects. My only instruction was that he should email the story to the New Yorker magazine and await the Emperor's messages.
This is our only hope of saving the World. For Rastafari must return for all people. And this story has to be published or my sacrifice will be in vain. For soon I will hand myself in. They will blame me for Liyas death and place me in a padded cell for my own protection.
They will think they have silenced me. That they have prevented his return. I pray you will know otherwise...
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2020.02.25 05:56 bobby____hill I need help gang stalking, child prostitution, incest pornography, cocaine and methamphetamine, Goleta california

THIS IS DOMESTIC TERRORISM based in Goleta californias cell phone service area. This has been happening to me also. Noone other than the voices openly acknowledges what's happening or is allowing me a voice, or to have somewhere to heal away from lifelong captors tormentors slanderers and abusers. Along with being isolated by Goleta California, not answered by a hospital that committed gross planned malpractice with the help of Bernard hicks nami and sb behavioral wellness, received a 5250, sexually abusive parents and owners Leonard Marcus (sexually abusive of my Aunt Sally rodeman also) and Gwen Marcus (dated a Michael Pope who ended up in the CIA) involved with child trafficking with Mexico and Doña Sandra and third cousin serial pedophile Adam Jared miller (I was 13 he was 27 gifted by my parents and Jamie handelman) were helped by the government to cover up incest pornographic material and sexual abuse, social workers won't help me, can't get a job, keep getting particular things stolen (gun, engagement ring, nice backpacks, clothes, other things given to Bernard hicks and other people, homeless things after I got evicted before planned medical malpractice with Dr Valentine at Goleta valley cottage hospital, pictures disappeared of us from social media, banned from Facebook, hacked emails Facebook iCloud LinkedIn etc., geocaches were stolen, love letters, the list goes on). FBI are involved special agent Nathan hynes 1 402-350-0257. Aaron Marcus direct descendent of Roger Williams I know Bradley waters. Being fucked over by sb behavioral wellness helping my sexually abusive parents and ex fiance Angelina Bushnell rewrite my personality publicly and noone acknowledges I exist but are violently raping my lifetime with textual assault saying I'm other people, they have stolen from me and given things to her brother she makes incest pornography with to protect her gang rapists gang raped her donkey punched her and pissed on her vagina in as far as she and Jamie told me, elementary school musical for her To initiate them into the Aryan brotherhood United slaves of America and help her help herself to being property of and a child/prostitute, her brother Christopher Bushnell junior promoted to Christopher holzer afterwards, Austin her other brother and Austin Davis and Anthony Meijer (camera man who sodomized her before I met her) who were my age in high school when it happened (Austin Davis's mom Becky davis runs sb behavioral wellness and knew about this and my third cousin Adam miller raping me in high school unhelped by the community) from before I knew her who were sold by her mom and Jamie handelman to a local meth dealer school cops and judge Dandona know and knew and helped them. Also was molested by someone her grandmother knew in the federal government as a little girl. Talk to agent hynes he got a promotion when I talked to him. It was about child prostitution and incest pornography in Goleta California. But this runs rampant here we were all hearing voices.
Have contacted Google about what's happening, other groups of people need to be aware and involved. If you search what they are saying in Google other things that aren't incapable of being useful can show up. Hostage situation in gomorrah California.
Adam Miller's bubble butty not Kory handelman and jumanji multi generational jokes of Goleta California. End coon tanking and victimizing victims #freeadammillersbubblebuttynotkoryhandelman
Names of the people I've been hearing that I recognized: INVOLVED WITH DOMESTIC TERRORISM Riley cahoon Matthew Ellsworth Matthew grace Seandon mooey Kyle Hansen Kevin Hansen Anina cooter Vanessa iorio Brandon iorio Christopher holzer Angelina Bushnell Anjali Daniels Lauren pascual Amy bond Nolan rakow Laurel Thomas Vaughn Thomas Joey gonzalez Clint Robertson Kellie Greene Thomas roteman Andrew roteman Nancy Marcus Todd Marcus Ashley Marcus Gwen Marcus Sean apperson(paragon bjj black belt and owner paragon santa barbara) Sachiko lamen Jeff glover (paragon bjj black belt) Austin davis Her brother Austin Marlee Gluck Aidan Dodge Jessie blumer Stevoh prat Dane Jorgensen Katie brooks Jared gladden Thomas market Alicia Rowe Kristen McCauley Nick lerette and brother Brennan Angelique Wilcox A girl from high school Malia Linda schoch Lina kleinschmidt Evan elder District attorney Mary baron Max Ross Alyssa hufschmidt Karl lammer Anthony califano (dos Pueblo's high school wrestling coach head of dp rape room paragon bjj black belt) Jamie handelman Adam miller Etz not sure Ben Daniel Keck Hamid abduragimov Leonard marcus Tiana Paris Christian atula Alexander pieman Scott pieman Anthony Meijer Todd garrett A social worker Lani who was removed from me when she tried to help me My old marijuana dealer Kareem Michael Giordano Zach zimny Andrea rueda Linda meraviglia Charlyna meraviglia Bruce defayter Levi hamer Tony Vitale Julia christofani David doherty A woman Haley from the local phf unit Brandon Bryce and Morgan litchfield John blasen Robin maida Maddie ginn Cassandra genardini Kevin derrick Ricardo diaz Patrick patterson Julianne sweat David botello Molly wipple Eric v lamb Bonnie Marcus
List will continue
Also masked or disguised voices Some abused to sound like Phillip freegard, nick diorazio, Kristen mccauley, nathaniel block who may be involved and know similar things
Hearing about: Angelina Bushnell Joe Ortega Sarah krashefski Danielle holzer Jamie handelman Vu bang dang Nguyen Austin meraviglia Charlie meraviglia Susan lentz Bradley waters John doe Stevoh prat Maddie pixley Maddie pugsley Aj del giorgio (both of them the white one replaced the brown one on the internet) Joyce borngreebe Heather bond Viviana Bronson and Bob thomas Myself Judge dandona Becky Davis Austin davis Austin Davison Colin Cole Ricky Williams Kelcey chafin Samantha wopat Christopher roteman Patrick roteman Adam Abrams Yaskin Solano Angela vitale Amanda Keck Joe o (bravados) Evan doherty Kory handelman Marina (Adams ex beard) Nick (Adams white x ecstacy dealer) Tyler silverio Snake (Adams and Jessie James hollywoods mafia coke dealevictim and witness disappearer) Michael Pope (Gwen's ex boyfriend cia operator) Duncan Turner (Gwen's ob gyn) Cooper Sally rodeman Bev (Adams other cousin involved with incest before I was raped) Sharon holzer Jessie James hollywood United slaves of america Alfonso Justiniano (coke dealer opposite side of ms13 from El salvador, Gwen's ex boyfriend) Chapo (also made to hear things in prisoner location) Bernard hicks Amie Taylor Abel Melofsho Taylor Ajax del giorgio Cynthia and Dan Litchfield Melvie gore Janina Mason Patrick (morgan litchfields and Kory handelman rapey ghb dealer) Jose guido Dierdra (Ben's friend Adams friend knows about Kory Jamie myself and what's happening) Kymani cole Rasta Vincent vibe petique Filip kuzmanovski Rosemary Ana Sophia eisman Micah graybill Bryce Kelly Kaitlin and Natalie waugh Blake Barron Jim doohan Sabrina and Samantha Williams Sarah missman Josh genardini Justin dehoog Nicole voyen Tyler dorny Cameron nelson Piggy Brennan shaw Micah becchio Great aunt and uncle Raymond and Ruth Marcus John and Roberta dahler Steve and vee hand Amanda Williams Prospero isais Edward Silva Ricardo diaz Connor pixley Steve staff Keegan kade Kenny Charlie and Ronnie Schmidt Arron and Susan fredrickson Victor villanueva Noe garibay Sharon holdren Angelina Bushman holzerman Christopher Bushman holzerman Christopher Bushman poonior and junior Zoey deschanel
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2019.09.25 00:00 derweenie April 1966

1: The Flintstones aired its series finale on the ABC network / Peet's Coffee and Tea opens its first store in Berkeley, California, challenging the market dominance of weak, poor-quality instant coffee by selling high-quality, fresh-roasted beans.
2: The Indonesian army demands that the country rejoin the United Nations.
3: Luna 10 is the first manmade object to enter lunar orbit.
7: The United Kingdom asks the United Nations Security Council for authority to use force to stop oil tankers that violate the embargo against Rhodesia (authority is given April 10)
8: Buddhists in South Vietnam protest against the fact that the new government has not set a date for free elections / Leonid Brezhnev becomes General Secretary of the Soviet Union, as well as Leader of the Communist Party of the U.S.S.R. / Time magazine cover story asks "Is God Dead?"
9: The captain of English football league club Norwich City F.C., Barry Butler, is killed in a car accident.
13: United States' magazine Time's cover story is ‘London: The Swinging City’ / United States president Lyndon Johnson signs the 1966 Uniform Time Act, dealing with daylight saving time.
14: Kenyan Vice President Oginga Odinga resigns, saying "invisible government" representing foreign interests now runs the country. Will head a new party, the Kenya People's Union / The South Vietnamese government promises free elections in 3–5 months.
15: An anti-Nasser conspiracy is exposed in Egypt.
18: China declares that it will stop economic aid to Indonesia.
19: Bobbi Gibb becomes the first woman to run the Boston Marathon.
21: An artificial heart is installed in the chest of Marcel DeRudder in a Houston, Texas hospital / The opening of the Parliament of the United Kingdom is televised for the first time / Ethiopian leaderHaile Selassie visits Jamaica for the first time, meeting with Rasta leaders / Ian Brady and Myra Hindley go on trial at Chester Crown Court, for the murders of 3 children who vanished between November 1963 and October 1965.
24: Uniform daylight saving time is first observed in most parts of North America.
26: A new government is formed in the Republic of the Congo, led by Ambroise Noumazalaye / The magnitude 5.1 Tashkent earthquake affects the largest city in Soviet Central Asia with a maximum MSK intensity of VII (Very strong). Tashkent is mostly destroyed and 15–200 are killed.
27: Pope Paul VI and Soviet Foreign Minister Andrei Gromyko meet in the Vatican (the first meeting between leaders of the Roman Catholic Church and the Soviet Union)
28: In Rhodesia, security forces kill seven ZANLA men in combat; Chimurenga, the ZANU rebellion, begins.
29: U.S. troops in Vietnam total 250,000.
30: Regular hovercraft service begins over the English Channel (discontinued in 2000 due to the Channel Tunnel) / The Church of Satan is formed by Anton Szandor LaVey in San Francisco.
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2019.08.29 16:29 Peanutbutter_Brain [Ark] [Xbox] [PvE] Arkea Store

Welcome to Arkea! The oldest and largest Ark store available on Xbox

($10 Discount on Orders Over $60 and Saddles are Included)
NOTE: Store is currently under heavy maintenance. Missing offers and information is being added.
---------------------------------
****Trusted Trader***

TOP OFFERS

465 Base Melee Giga Clone - $35
465 Base Melee Giga Breeding Pair - $70
860 Melee and 27.5k Health Egg - $6
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $10 Build Your Own Egg (https://imgur.com/a/8iyN0bq)
Boss Rex Cotton Candy Egg, 672 Melee, 20.4k Health - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/fqaye79)
Cotton Candy Therizino Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/xvGrPfl)
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NEW OFFERS

Tek Quetzal Perfect Tamed Fert Egg - $7 https://imgur.com/gallery/hiA5xGW
Boss Tek Rex Fert Egg, 501 Melee, 15.1k Health - $5 (https://imgur.com/gallery/UTMam8j)
Tek Parasaur x2 Fert Eggs, Base Levels 235-252 - $5
Fert 200+ Color Mutated Moschops Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/YRM17h8)
Cotton Candy Glowtail Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/BPJIXyY)
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Reapers

Special Event:
Event Reaper - $30
Reapers: 1-6 (https://imgur.com/a/3IpxyZ7)
Reapers: 7-12 (https://imgur.com/a/KCMJBVv)
Reapers: 13-18 (https://imgur.com/a/vHv1gYO)
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ROCK DRAKES

All 100% Imprinted and Unleveled
Deadpool Rock Drake 185 Clone - $35 ()
Deadpool Rock Drake 185 Original - $200 ---------------------------------

WYVERNS

Clones $35: (https://imgur.com/a/hvPShbv)
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All Unleveled with Various Imprints:
Poison Wyvern - $15
Fire Wyvern - $25
Ice Wyvern - $30 (SOLD OUT)
Lightning Wyvern - $30
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Griffins

Event and Normal Clones: $35
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GIGANOTOSAURUS

Note: Please ask about full grown giga availability.
265 Base Melee Gigas:
265 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $3
V-Day Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/2FOn1)
Blueberry Pie Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/ritt5)
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275 Base Melee Gigas:
Wizard, Neon Green Mutated Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/TphwN)
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295 Base Melee Gigas:
295 Base Melee Cyan Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/JTdQoKR)
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315 Base Melee Gigas:
Nirvana, Orange / Dark Blue Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/6geEI3Y)
Pink Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/lEWradY)
Cotton Candy, 315 Base Melee Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/2dZtN3S)
315 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $70
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325 Base Melee Gigas:
325 Base Melee Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/O3NDReY)
325 Base Melee Female Full Grown Giga - $30
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335 Base Melee Gigas:
Superman Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/pem0i7g)
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $10 Build Your Own Egg (https://imgur.com/a/8iyN0bq)
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345 Base Melee Gigas:
345 Deep Blue Mutation Fert Egg - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Lf8C8mn)
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395 Base Melee Gigas:
Fert Egg - $10
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465
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Giga Saddles:
MC Giga Saddle 73.1 Armor - $10
Jman Giga Saddle 60.7 Armor - $8 (BP For Sale $20)
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Rex's

860 Melee and 27.5k Health Egg - $6
Boss Rex Cotton Candy Egg, 672 Melee, 20.4k Health - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/fqaye79)
Boss Tek Rex Fert Egg, 501 Melee, 15.1k Health - $5 (https://imgur.com/gallery/UTMam8j)
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Full Grown:
Unleveled Boss Rex - $15
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Quetzals "Platform Saddle Included"

Fertilized Eggs:
Tek Quetzal Perfect Tamed Fert Egg - $7 https://imgur.com/gallery/hiA5xGW
Sea Breeze Fert Quetzal Egg, 1536 Base Weight - $6 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Sapphire Fert Egg, 1536 Base Weight - $7 Per (https://imgur.com/a/8JidshJ)
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Raised Quetzals:
Tek Quetzals: $40
1536-1568 Base Weight Quetzals: $30
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Yutyrannus

Special Yuty Egg Pack: 5 Eggs, 1 of Each Variant - $15
Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: HP-8800 / Melee-361 - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/n4eB7
Pink Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/VJ2V7B6)
Red Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/DMn9TiG)
Green Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/vAyj47J)
Joker Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $4 ()
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Boss Yuti - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/m4E1VVO) (SOLD OUT)
Colored Boss Yuti - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/L9xswep)
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Otters

Note: All Otters are slightly leveled in food to keep from starving too fast
Color Mutated Aberrant Otter - $20 (https://imgur.com/gallery/xAsPaAC) (1 Available Male)
Color Mutated Regular Otter - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/x4pTjUZ)
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Thylacoleo

Fully Mutated Thylacoleo: $12
Special Variants:
Tron, Blue / Purple / Cyan (https://imgur.com/a/eKAth)
Inferno Thyla, Black / Red / Yellow (https://imgur.com/a/E9pd9)
Red Velvet, Red / Red / Slate - (https://imgur.com/a/AyOXV)
Avatar Thyla, Blue / Blue / Cyan - (https://imgur.com/teO09zQ)
Vice Kitty Thyla, Pink / Pink / Cyan - (https://imgur.com/a/HOdII8E)
The Confetti Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Yellow (https://imgur.com/a/1P3FC)
Kool-Aid Thyla, Blue / Pink/ Neon Red / Cyan (https://imgur.com/a/cThZ2sj)
Jolly Rancher Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Green (https://imgur.com/a/aEyOUxu)
All Black - $15 ()
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Snow Owls:

Cotton Candy Fert Egg - $7
Red/Cyan Fert Egg - $7
Abstract Fert Egg - $7
200+ Fert Egg - $4
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Managarmars:

Color Mutated - $12
CC/Red/Black/Yellow/Green/Blue
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Gasbags:

Unleveled Event Gasbags 99-166 - $8
Unleveled Gasbags 200+ - $15
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Light Pets

Glowtail:
Perfect Tame Glowtail - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
Cotton Candy Glowtail Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/BPJIXyY)
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Featherlight:
Perfect Tame Featherlight - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/ktDvb)
328 Level at Hatch Cotton Candy Fert Featherlight Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
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Bulbdog/Shinehorn:
Level 200+ Bulbdog - $10 Colors Vary (https://imgur.com/a/XCRbn) (SOLD OUT)
Level 200+ Shinehorn Colors Vary - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/X2aU4) (SOLD OUT)
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Aberrant Megalosaurus:
Cotton Candy Fert Eggs - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/s4VoCKU)
Sinister, Red/Cyan Fert Eggs - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/XowRywm)
Deadpool, Red/Black Fert Eggs - $5 ()
Full Grown - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/y4HIAq7)
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Aberrant Spinos:
Aberrant Spino Boss Fert Egg: $5 ()
Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $5 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD)
Aberrant V-Day Spino (1)Males - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/qb6Lb)
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Basilisk Clones

Cotton Candy Basilisk Unleveled 74 - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)
Unleveled 215 Blue/Red/Pink/Green - $35 ()
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Roll Rats:The Best Wood Gatherers in the Game! Saddle Included

Roll Rats, Pink/Green/Red/Natural- $8 (https://imgur.com/a/pbwCJeK) https://imgur.com/a/ejIZxzC)
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Ravagers:

Blue Ravager - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/9qAeR) (SOLD OUT)
Pink Ravager, - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/ZXi0S)
Red Ravager - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/0mvOI)
Color Mutated $7
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Karkinos:

Leveled Combat Crab - $20
Unleveled Weight Crab Clone - $30
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Therizinos

Fertilized Eggs:
Boss Therizino Eggs, 408 Melee, 9222 Health - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
x10 Boss Fert Egg Pack - $20
Cotton Candy Eggs - $4
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Unleveled High Stat Therizinos: (https://imgur.com/a/xlVxwYn)
$15 Per
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Daeodons "Healing Pigs"

Captain Planet, Blue/Green - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/hMjMu) (N2B)
Swag Swine, Pink/Purple/Black - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/RT7Ja) (N2B)
Nightshade, Blue/Purple/Black - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/ZAZ27Qt) (N2B)
Misc Colors Available - $10
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Ankylosaurus

High Melee Ankylo: 422: Base Melee - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
High Melee Ankylo Fert Eggs: 422 Base Melee - $4 Per (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
Aberrant Ankylosaurus:
Leveled - $5
Aberrant Ankylo 375 Base Melee Fert Egg - $4
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Doedicurus:

Color Mutated - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/Zlocs8L)
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Dire Wolves:

Pink Male 200+ Unleveled - $8
Boss Cave Wolves - $20
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Beavers:

Various Color Beavers, - $10 ()
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Dire Bears:

Cotton Candy Bear - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/s4MAh) (N2B)
Reaper Bears, Red/Black - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/hMQWh) (N2B)
Rasta Bear, Red/Green - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/nmx7pIt) (N2B)
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Argentavis:

(7) Available: $12 (https://imgur.com/a/RntYM3C)
Rainbow Argentavis Eggs Pink/Red/Green/Blue/Cyan - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/xkzBcj9)
80's Argentavis Eggs Pink/Green/Blue - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/EaHudRP)
Boss Argentavis Fert Egg - $5
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Tapejara:

(4) Available: $10 (https://imgur.com/a/cdKFy7Q)
Cotton Candy Tapejara Pink/Cyan/Red Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/tUEs5)
Imperial Tapejara Red/Cyan Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FT3Yn)
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Other Dino Availability

Megalania: 260+ Base Level (10 Females Available) - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/SSVKD82)
Baryonyx: $15 (https://imgur.com/IdAq1yJ) (https://imgur.com/a/EUlyHpe) (2 Males Available)
Unicorns: Level 200+ - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/2kabS)
Gigantopithecus' (Apes) Unleveled Colors Vary - $15 per (https://imgur.com/gallery/3wISCF8)
Troodon, Level 200+ Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/m1CINUM)
Moschops 200+ Level Color Mutated- $10 (https://imgur.com/a/YRM17h8)
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Vultures

Red Vulture Egg: $3 (https://imgur.com/tQ6RvAV)
White Vulture Egg: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/xzkHt)
Red/Green Vulture Egg: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/McHcA6g)
Cyan Vulture Egg: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/AMXWhbd)
Pink Vulture Egg: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/RnT8nIO)
All 5 Eggs Pack for: $10 (Includes Bonus Egg)
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Misc Fert Eggs

Boss Allosaurus Egg - $4 ()
Cotton Candy Allosaurus Eggs - $5 ()
V-Day Terror Bird Fert Eggs - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/HvFUl)
V-Day Oviraptor Fert Eggs - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/Hsigg)
Fiesta Dimorphodon Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/ePY6h)
Tek Stego Fert Egg, Base Levels 252-236 - $4
Tek Parasaur Fert Egg, Base Levels 235-252 - $4
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Hyaenodons

Super-Mutant Hyaenodons Purple/Black/Green (0)Male (0)Female - $5 (https://imgur.com/9CBV8Mi) (N2B)
Devil Hound Hyaenodons Red/Black/Green (0)Male (1)Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/O3jqm)
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Water Dino's

Important: All Water Based Dinos Will Be Delivered Via Cryo Pods With Saddle
Angler Fish, Unleveled Male 200+ - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/UtTPFh)
Unleveled Squid Clone 200+ - $35
Unleveled Mosasaurus Clone 200+ With Color - $30
Unleveled Pink Basilosaurus Boss Clone 249 - $35
Please ask about other water dino availability
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ROCK ELEMENTAL

Pink 199 Unleveled Rock Elemental - $24
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Special Services

(Note: Levels vary unless specified otherwise)
- Ovis $2
- Dung Beetle $2
- Oviraptor $4
- Achatina $20
- Beehive $15
Selling Your Base?: Click Here
Offline Delivery: Just add me to your tribe and when I see payment has been sent I'll download and bring the dino/item to your base so that it's waiting for you when you get on.
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Dino Daycare

Do you want to go on vacation? Or have a family emergency and can't play ark for awhile? Are just feeling lazy or burnt out? But you're worried your dinos will starve or disappear if you're gone for longer than a week?
Introducing the new Dino Daycare!
We will feed all your dinos and insure none of them will die. We will also reset your timers on all your buildings for you.
1 Day: $20 (We come on for one day that you have specified to feed dinos/reset timers)
10 Days: $75
Note: This is for one tribe only, if you have multiple servers or tribes there will be extra fees. I'll need to join your tribe at an earlier date. You can send me a message for anything special I'll need to do as well.
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Structures / Resources

100 Metal Ceilings - $9
100 Metal Ramps - $9
100 Metal Pillars - $9
100 Metal Walls - $8
100 Metal Foundations - $10
Metal Dino Gate Set - $1
Metal Behemoth Gateway Set - $6
Stone Behemoth Gateway Set - $2
Stone Cliff Platform - $2
Metal Cliff Platform - $10
Vault - $2
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Resources

100 Black Pearls - $4
Gas - $5 per 1000
100 Electronics - $1
100 Polymer - $2
1000 Cementing Paste - $6
50 Advanced Rifle Bullets - $1
4 Large Crop Plots - $1
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Crafting and Electrical

Air Conditioner - $1
Fridge - $2
Generator - $1
Auto Turret - $2
Heavy Turret - $5
Industrial Forge - $10
Industrial Cooker - $8
Industrial Grill - $2
Chem Bench - $10
Industrial Grinder - $10
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Tek Structures and Gear

Tek Replicator - $50
Tek Generator - $12
Tek Trough - $7
Tek Transmitter - $15
Tek Teleporter - $30
Tek Cloning Chamber - $35
Tek Forcefield - $35
Tek Full Armor Suit - $30
Tek Behemoth Gate Set - $18
Tek Dinosaur Gate Set (3) - $6
Tek Railings/FenceFoundations/SlopedWalls (50) - $8
Tek Walls/Doorframes/Windows/Ladders (50) - $15
Tek Ceilings/Pillars/Ramps (50) - $18
Tek Foundations (50) - $20
Tek Tapejara Saddle - $20
Tek Rex Saddle - $15
Tek Mosasaurus Saddle - $15
Tek Rifle - $10
Tek Sword - $15
Tek Bridge (4) - $10
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Gear

(Note: The Bps listed are NOT for sale but I do have some for sale so feel free to ask)
- MC Sword 205.6% DMG / 172 Durability - $4
- MC Longneck 181 DMG / 206 Durability - $8
- x3 Jman Whip 169.7 DMG / 120 Durability - $4
- MC Chainsaw 190.1 DMG / 179 Durability - $25
- MC Crossbow 189.1 DMG / 246 Durability - $2
- Jman Pump-Action Shotgun 205 DMG / 1144 Durability - $8
- MC Fabricated Pistol 202 DMG / 465 Durability - $8
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Armor Sets

(Note: For any armor pieces that are missing from sets I'll make a primitive for $1)
Hazmat Suit Full Set: $6
(Tip: The Hazmat suit acts as a gas mask and fully protects you from Bee Hives and Poison Wyverns / Basilisks)
Flak Armor Full Set: $5 (New Asc Set Available Now for $5)
Riot Armor Full Set: $12
Scuba Full Set $6
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Fur Armor High Warmth Value Full Set: $8
Ghillie Armor Full Set: $4
Desert Cloth Full Set: $3
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Saddles

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Check Out Our PlayerAuctions Store for Unique Offers!

PlayerAuctions Store: https://store.playerauctions.com/mosaschops/
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Special Requests and More Information

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PayPal and Microsoft Gift Cards Only
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2019.07.30 15:57 Peanutbutter_Brain [Xbox][PvE][New] Arkea Store! Largest selection of offers in one place. Discounts with bulk orders

Welcome to Arkea! The oldest and largest Ark store available on Xbox

($10 Discount on Orders Over $60 and Saddles are Included)
NOTE: Store is currently under heavy maintenance. Missing offers and information is being added.
---------------------------------
****Trusted Trader***

TOP OFFERS

465 Base Melee Giga Clone - $35
465 Base Melee Giga Breeding Pair - $70
860 Melee and 27.5k Health Egg - $6
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $10 Build Your Own Egg (https://imgur.com/a/8iyN0bq)
Boss Rex Cotton Candy Egg, 672 Melee, 20.4k Health - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/fqaye79)
Cotton Candy Therizino Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/xvGrPfl)
---------------------------------

NEW OFFERS

Tek Quetzal Perfect Tamed Fert Egg - $7 https://imgur.com/gallery/hiA5xGW
Boss Tek Rex Fert Egg, 501 Melee, 15.1k Health - $5 (https://imgur.com/gallery/UTMam8j)
Tek Parasaur x2 Fert Eggs, Base Levels 235-252 - $5
Fert 200+ Color Mutated Moschops Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/YRM17h8)
Cotton Candy Glowtail Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/BPJIXyY)
---------------------------------

Reapers

Special Event:
Event Reaper - $30
Reapers: 1-6 (https://imgur.com/a/3IpxyZ7)
Reapers: 7-12 (https://imgur.com/a/KCMJBVv)
Reapers: 13-18 (https://imgur.com/a/vHv1gYO)
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ROCK DRAKES

All 100% Imprinted and Unleveled
Deadpool Rock Drake 185 Clone - $35 ()
Deadpool Rock Drake 185 Original - $200 ---------------------------------

WYVERNS

Clones $35: (https://imgur.com/a/hvPShbv)
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All Unleveled with Various Imprints:
Poison Wyvern - $15
Fire Wyvern - $25
Ice Wyvern - $30 (SOLD OUT)
Lightning Wyvern - $30
---------------------------------

Griffins

Event and Normal Clones: $35
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GIGANOTOSAURUS

Note: Please ask about full grown giga availability.
265 Base Melee Gigas:
265 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $3
V-Day Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/2FOn1)
Blueberry Pie Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/ritt5)
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275 Base Melee Gigas:
Wizard, Neon Green Mutated Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/TphwN)
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295 Base Melee Gigas:
295 Base Melee Cyan Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/JTdQoKR)
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315 Base Melee Gigas:
Nirvana, Orange / Dark Blue Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/6geEI3Y)
Pink Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/lEWradY)
Cotton Candy, 315 Base Melee Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/2dZtN3S)
315 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $70
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325 Base Melee Gigas:
325 Base Melee Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/O3NDReY)
325 Base Melee Female Full Grown Giga - $30
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335 Base Melee Gigas:
Superman Giga Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/pem0i7g)
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $10 Build Your Own Egg (https://imgur.com/a/8iyN0bq)
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345 Base Melee Gigas:
345 Deep Blue Mutation Fert Egg - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Lf8C8mn)
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395 Base Melee Gigas:
Fert Egg - $10
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465
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Giga Saddles:
MC Giga Saddle 73.1 Armor - $10
Jman Giga Saddle 60.7 Armor - $8 (BP For Sale $20)
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Rex's

860 Melee and 27.5k Health Egg - $6
Boss Rex Cotton Candy Egg, 672 Melee, 20.4k Health - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/fqaye79)
Boss Tek Rex Fert Egg, 501 Melee, 15.1k Health - $5 (https://imgur.com/gallery/UTMam8j)
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Full Grown:
Unleveled Boss Rex - $15
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Quetzals "Platform Saddle Included"

Fertilized Eggs:
Tek Quetzal Perfect Tamed Fert Egg - $7 https://imgur.com/gallery/hiA5xGW
Sea Breeze Fert Quetzal Egg, 1536 Base Weight - $6 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Sapphire Fert Egg, 1536 Base Weight - $7 Per (https://imgur.com/a/8JidshJ)
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Raised Quetzals:
Tek Quetzals: $40
1536-1568 Base Weight Quetzals: $30
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Yutyrannus

Special Yuty Egg Pack: 5 Eggs, 1 of Each Variant - $15
Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: HP-8800 / Melee-361 - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/n4eB7
Pink Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/VJ2V7B6)
Red Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/DMn9TiG)
Green Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/vAyj47J)
Joker Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $4 ()
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Boss Yuti - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/m4E1VVO) (SOLD OUT)
Colored Boss Yuti - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/L9xswep)
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Otters

Note: All Otters are slightly leveled in food to keep from starving too fast
Color Mutated Aberrant Otter - $20 (https://imgur.com/gallery/xAsPaAC) (1 Available Male)
Color Mutated Regular Otter - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/x4pTjUZ)
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Thylacoleo

Fully Mutated Thylacoleo: $12
Special Variants:
Tron, Blue / Purple / Cyan (https://imgur.com/a/eKAth)
Inferno Thyla, Black / Red / Yellow (https://imgur.com/a/E9pd9)
Red Velvet, Red / Red / Slate - (https://imgur.com/a/AyOXV)
Avatar Thyla, Blue / Blue / Cyan - (https://imgur.com/teO09zQ)
Vice Kitty Thyla, Pink / Pink / Cyan - (https://imgur.com/a/HOdII8E)
The Confetti Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Yellow (https://imgur.com/a/1P3FC)
Kool-Aid Thyla, Blue / Pink/ Neon Red / Cyan (https://imgur.com/a/cThZ2sj)
Jolly Rancher Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Green (https://imgur.com/a/aEyOUxu)
All Black - $15 ()
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Snow Owls:

Cotton Candy Fert Egg - $7
Red/Cyan Fert Egg - $7
Abstract Fert Egg - $7
200+ Fert Egg - $4
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Managarmars:

Color Mutated - $12
CC/Red/Black/Yellow/Green/Blue
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Gasbags:

Unleveled Event Gasbags 99-166 - $8
Unleveled Gasbags 200+ - $15
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Light Pets

Glowtail:
Perfect Tame Glowtail - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
Cotton Candy Glowtail Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/BPJIXyY)
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Featherlight:
Perfect Tame Featherlight - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/ktDvb)
328 Level at Hatch Cotton Candy Fert Featherlight Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
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Bulbdog/Shinehorn:
Level 200+ Bulbdog - $10 Colors Vary (https://imgur.com/a/XCRbn) (SOLD OUT)
Level 200+ Shinehorn Colors Vary - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/X2aU4) (SOLD OUT)
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Aberrant Megalosaurus:
Cotton Candy Fert Eggs - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/s4VoCKU)
Sinister, Red/Cyan Fert Eggs - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/XowRywm)
Deadpool, Red/Black Fert Eggs - $5 ()
Full Grown - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/y4HIAq7)
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Aberrant Spinos:
Aberrant Spino Boss Fert Egg: $5 ()
Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $5 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD)
Aberrant V-Day Spino (1)Males - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/qb6Lb)
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Basilisk Clones

Cotton Candy Basilisk Unleveled 74 - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)
Unleveled 215 Blue/Red/Pink/Green - $35 ()
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Roll Rats:The Best Wood Gatherers in the Game! Saddle Included

Roll Rats, Pink/Green/Red/Natural- $8 (https://imgur.com/a/pbwCJeK) https://imgur.com/a/ejIZxzC)
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Ravagers:

Blue Ravager - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/9qAeR) (SOLD OUT)
Pink Ravager, - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/ZXi0S)
Red Ravager - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/0mvOI)
Color Mutated $7
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Karkinos:

Leveled Combat Crab - $20
Unleveled Weight Crab Clone - $30
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Therizinos

Fertilized Eggs:
Boss Therizino Eggs, 408 Melee, 9222 Health - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
x10 Boss Fert Egg Pack - $20
Cotton Candy Eggs - $4
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Unleveled High Stat Therizinos: (https://imgur.com/a/xlVxwYn)
$15 Per
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Daeodons "Healing Pigs"

Captain Planet, Blue/Green - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/hMjMu) (N2B)
Swag Swine, Pink/Purple/Black - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/RT7Ja) (N2B)
Nightshade, Blue/Purple/Black - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/ZAZ27Qt) (N2B)
Misc Colors Available - $10
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Ankylosaurus

High Melee Ankylo: 422: Base Melee - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
High Melee Ankylo Fert Eggs: 422 Base Melee - $4 Per (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
Aberrant Ankylosaurus:
Leveled - $5
Aberrant Ankylo 375 Base Melee Fert Egg - $4
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Doedicurus:

Color Mutated - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/Zlocs8L)
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Dire Wolves:

Pink Male 200+ Unleveled - $8
Boss Cave Wolves - $20
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Beavers:

Various Color Beavers, - $10 ()
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Dire Bears:

Cotton Candy Bear - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/s4MAh) (N2B)
Reaper Bears, Red/Black - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/hMQWh) (N2B)
Rasta Bear, Red/Green - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/nmx7pIt) (N2B)
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Argentavis:

(7) Available: $12 (https://imgur.com/a/RntYM3C)
Rainbow Argentavis Eggs Pink/Red/Green/Blue/Cyan - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/xkzBcj9)
80's Argentavis Eggs Pink/Green/Blue - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/EaHudRP)
Boss Argentavis Fert Egg - $5
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Tapejara:

(4) Available: $10 (https://imgur.com/a/cdKFy7Q)
Cotton Candy Tapejara Pink/Cyan/Red Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/tUEs5)
Imperial Tapejara Red/Cyan Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FT3Yn)
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Other Dino Availability

Megalania: 260+ Base Level (10 Females Available) - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/SSVKD82)
Baryonyx: $15 (https://imgur.com/IdAq1yJ) (https://imgur.com/a/EUlyHpe) (2 Males Available)
Unicorns: Level 200+ - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/2kabS)
Gigantopithecus' (Apes) Unleveled Colors Vary - $15 per (https://imgur.com/gallery/3wISCF8)
Troodon, Level 200+ Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/m1CINUM)
Moschops 200+ Level Color Mutated- $10 (https://imgur.com/a/YRM17h8)
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Vultures

Red Vulture Egg: $3 (https://imgur.com/tQ6RvAV)
White Vulture Egg: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/xzkHt)
Red/Green Vulture Egg: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/McHcA6g)
Cyan Vulture Egg: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/AMXWhbd)
Pink Vulture Egg: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/RnT8nIO)
All 5 Eggs Pack for: $10 (Includes Bonus Egg)
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Misc Fert Eggs

Boss Allosaurus Egg - $4 ()
Cotton Candy Allosaurus Eggs - $5 ()
V-Day Terror Bird Fert Eggs - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/HvFUl)
V-Day Oviraptor Fert Eggs - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/Hsigg)
Fiesta Dimorphodon Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/ePY6h)
Tek Stego Fert Egg, Base Levels 252-236 - $4
Tek Parasaur Fert Egg, Base Levels 235-252 - $4
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Hyaenodons

Super-Mutant Hyaenodons Purple/Black/Green (0)Male (0)Female - $5 (https://imgur.com/9CBV8Mi) (N2B)
Devil Hound Hyaenodons Red/Black/Green (0)Male (1)Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/O3jqm)
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Water Dino's

Important: All Water Based Dinos Will Be Delivered Via Cryo Pods With Saddle
Angler Fish, Unleveled Male 200+ - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/UtTPFh)
Unleveled Squid Clone 200+ - $35
Unleveled Mosasaurus Clone 200+ With Color - $30
Unleveled Pink Basilosaurus Boss Clone 249 - $35
Please ask about other water dino availability
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ROCK ELEMENTAL

Pink 199 Unleveled Rock Elemental - $24
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Special Services

(Note: Levels vary unless specified otherwise)
- Ovis $2
- Dung Beetle $2
- Oviraptor $4
- Achatina $20
- Beehive $15
Selling Your Base?: Click Here
Offline Delivery: Just add me to your tribe and when I see payment has been sent I'll download and bring the dino/item to your base so that it's waiting for you when you get on.
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Dino Daycare

Do you want to go on vacation? Or have a family emergency and can't play ark for awhile? Are just feeling lazy or burnt out? But you're worried your dinos will starve or disappear if you're gone for longer than a week?
Introducing the new Dino Daycare!
We will feed all your dinos and insure none of them will die. We will also reset your timers on all your buildings for you.
1 Day: $20 (We come on for one day that you have specified to feed dinos/reset timers)
10 Days: $75
Note: This is for one tribe only, if you have multiple servers or tribes there will be extra fees. I'll need to join your tribe at an earlier date. You can send me a message for anything special I'll need to do as well.
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Structures / Resources

100 Metal Ceilings - $9
100 Metal Ramps - $9
100 Metal Pillars - $9
100 Metal Walls - $8
100 Metal Foundations - $10
Metal Dino Gate Set - $1
Metal Behemoth Gateway Set - $6
Stone Behemoth Gateway Set - $2
Stone Cliff Platform - $2
Metal Cliff Platform - $10
Vault - $2
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Resources

100 Black Pearls - $4
Gas - $5 per 1000
100 Electronics - $1
100 Polymer - $2
1000 Cementing Paste - $6
50 Advanced Rifle Bullets - $1
4 Large Crop Plots - $1
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Crafting and Electrical

Air Conditioner - $1
Fridge - $2
Generator - $1
Auto Turret - $2
Heavy Turret - $5
Industrial Forge - $10
Industrial Cooker - $8
Industrial Grill - $2
Chem Bench - $10
Industrial Grinder - $10
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Tek Structures and Gear

Tek Replicator - $50
Tek Generator - $12
Tek Trough - $7
Tek Transmitter - $15
Tek Teleporter - $30
Tek Cloning Chamber - $35
Tek Forcefield - $35
Tek Full Armor Suit - $30
Tek Behemoth Gate Set - $18
Tek Dinosaur Gate Set (3) - $6
Tek Railings/FenceFoundations/SlopedWalls (50) - $8
Tek Walls/Doorframes/Windows/Ladders (50) - $15
Tek Ceilings/Pillars/Ramps (50) - $18
Tek Foundations (50) - $20
Tek Tapejara Saddle - $20
Tek Rex Saddle - $15
Tek Mosasaurus Saddle - $15
Tek Rifle - $10
Tek Sword - $15
Tek Bridge (4) - $10
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Gear

(Note: The Bps listed are NOT for sale but I do have some for sale so feel free to ask)
- MC Sword 205.6% DMG / 172 Durability - $4
- MC Longneck 181 DMG / 206 Durability - $8
- x3 Jman Whip 169.7 DMG / 120 Durability - $4
- MC Chainsaw 190.1 DMG / 179 Durability - $25
- MC Crossbow 189.1 DMG / 246 Durability - $2
- Jman Pump-Action Shotgun 205 DMG / 1144 Durability - $8
- MC Fabricated Pistol 202 DMG / 465 Durability - $8
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Armor Sets

(Note: For any armor pieces that are missing from sets I'll make a primitive for $1)
Hazmat Suit Full Set: $6
(Tip: The Hazmat suit acts as a gas mask and fully protects you from Bee Hives and Poison Wyverns / Basilisks)
Flak Armor Full Set: $5 (New Asc Set Available Now for $5)
Riot Armor Full Set: $12
Scuba Full Set $6
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Fur Armor High Warmth Value Full Set: $8
Ghillie Armor Full Set: $4
Desert Cloth Full Set: $3
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Saddles

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Check Out Our PlayerAuctions Store for Unique Offers!

PlayerAuctions Store: https://store.playerauctions.com/mosaschops/
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Special Requests and More Information

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Check Out Our Other Stores for Unique Offers!
PlayerAuctions Store: https://store.playerauctions.com/mosaschops/
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TOP OFFERS

NEW Boss Rex Egg, 602 Melee, 17.3k Health: $8 (https://imgur.com/a/7M3n0lO)
NEW 345 Base Melee Giga Fert Egg: $15
Phoenix, Leveled 178 - $125 (https://imgur.com/a/JtKBcRq)
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $15 Build Your Own Egg (https://imgur.com/a/8iyN0bq)
Perfect Tamed 180 Fert Tek Rex Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/4gnzMqo)
Tek Stego Fert Egg, Levels 252-236: $4
Boss Therizino Egg, 408 Melee, 1500 Stamina, 9222 Health: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
566 Boss Rex Egg, 566 Melee, 2688 Stamina, and 15.180 Health: $3 (https://imgur.com/a/wOMBXgG)
Double Blue Mutated Quetzal Eggs 1536 Base Weight - $6 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Pink Boss Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/VJ2V7B6)
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NEW OFFERS

Troodon, Level 200+ Male - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/m1CINUM)
Fert 200+ Level Troodon Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/m1CINUM)
Fert 200+ Moschops Egg - $6 ()
Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD) *Updated Photo*
328 Level at Hatch Fert Featherlight Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
Cotton Candy Glowtail Fert Egg - $6 ()
Boss Argentavis Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/foMAmqH)
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Creature Cloning

Special Event Reapers:
Event Reaper - $50
Reapers: 1-6 (https://imgur.com/a/3IpxyZ7)
Reapers: 7-12 (https://imgur.com/a/KCMJBVv)
Reapers: 13-18 (https://imgur.com/a/vHv1gYO)
Other Clonable Creatures:
Cotton Candy Basilisk 74 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)
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ROCK DRAKES

All 100% Imprinted and Unleveled
Chameleon, 165 Rock Drake - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/LNhhRtR)
Lunar, 165 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Uq16wQ8)
Zou, 165 Blue Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/tpq4vef)
Skeletor, 150 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Hj10wfJ)
Crescent, 155 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/sVw0xQj)
Rak'a, 165 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/kXIXKG3)
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WYVERNS

Poison Wyvern - $15
Fire Wyvern - $25
Ice Wyvern - $30 (1 Left)
Lightning Wyvern - $30 (SOLD OUT)
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Special Event Wyverns:
[SOLD] Gremlin, Unleveled 155 Lightning Green/Cyan/Red/Blue - $50 (https://imgur.com/a/B0IcS)
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Griffins

Leveled Available - $25
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Special Event Griffins:
As Front Isn't Behind, Pink/Yellow/Green Leveled 188 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/bO0Am)
[SOLD] Kinga, Pink/Blue/Green Leveled 175 - $50 (https://imgur.com/a/veiQzds)
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GIGANOTOSAURUS

Note: Please ask about full grown giga availability.
265 Base Melee Gigas:
265 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $3
Triple Blue Giga Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/boJxb)
V-Day Giga Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/2FOn1)
Blueberry Pie Giga Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/ritt5)
Superman Giga Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/pem0i7g)
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275 Base Melee Gigas:
Wizard, Neon Green Mutated Giga Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/TphwN)
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295 Base Melee Gigas:
295 Base Melee Cyan Giga Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/JTdQoKR)
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315 Base Melee Gigas:
315 Base Melee Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/TqR6p)
Nirvana, Orange / Dark Blue Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/6geEI3Y)
Pink Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/lEWradY)
Cotton Candy, 315 Base Melee Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/2dZtN3S)
315 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $70
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325 Base Melee Gigas:
325 Base Melee Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/O3NDReY)
325 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $85
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335 Base Melee Gigas:
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $15 Build Your Own Egg (https://imgur.com/a/8iyN0bq)
335 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $150
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345 Base Melee Gigas:
345 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $15
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Giga Saddles:
MC Giga Saddle 73.1 Armor - $10
Jman Giga Saddle 60.7 Armor - $8 (BP $20)
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Quetzals "Platform Saddle Included"

Fertilized Eggs:
Sea Breeze Fert Quetzal Eggs, 1536 Base Weight - $7 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Sapphire Fert Eggs, 1536 Base Weight - $8 Per (https://imgur.com/a/8JidshJ)
1568 Base Weight - $8 Per
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Raised Quetzals:
1536 Base Weight Quetzals: $30
1568 Base Weight Quetzals: $35
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Yutyrannus

Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: HP-8800 / Melee-361 - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/n4eB7
Pink Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/VJ2V7B6)
Red Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $7 ()
Green Boss Yutyrannus Fert Egg: - $7 ()
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Boss Yuti - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/m4E1VVO)
Colored Boss Yuti - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/L9xswep)
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Otters

Otter Photo Gallery: https://imgur.com/a/9HpO5az
Please Check Link for Availability:
https://www.playerauctions.com/ark-items/139213322i!xbox-pve-new-official-servers-cc-breeding-pair-ott/
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Thylacoleo

Level 200+ Unleveled Thylacoleo - $4 (1 Left)
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Fully Mutated Thylacoleo: $7 - $10
Tron, Blue / Purple / Cyan (https://imgur.com/a/eKAth)
Inferno Thyla, Black / Red / Yellow (https://imgur.com/a/E9pd9)
Red Velvet, Red / Red / Slate - (https://imgur.com/a/AyOXV)
Avatar Thyla, Blue / Blue / Cyan - (https://imgur.com/teO09zQ)
Vice Kitty Thyla, Pink / Pink / Cyan - (https://imgur.com/a/HOdII8E)
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The Confetti Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Yellow (https://imgur.com/a/1P3FC)
Kool-Aid Thyla, Blue / Pink/ Neon Red / Cyan (https://imgur.com/a/cThZ2sj)
Jolly Rancher Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Green (https://imgur.com/a/aEyOUxu)
Carbon Fiber Thyla, Black / Black / Cyan (https://imgur.com/a/JfMJhvp)
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Aberration Dinos

Reapers:
See Cloning Section Above
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Light Pets:
Perfect Tame Glowtail - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
Perfect Tame Fert Glowtail Egg - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
Cotton Candy Glowtail Egg - $6 ()
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Perfect Tame Featherlight - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/ktDvb)
Perfect Tame Fert Featherlight Egg - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/dz74a)
328 Level at Hatch Fert Featherlight Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
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Level 200+ Bulbdog - $10 Colors Vary (https://imgur.com/a/XCRbn)
Level 200+ Shinehorn Colors Vary - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/X2aU4)
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Aberrant Megalosaurus:
Cotton Candy Fert Eggs - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/s4VoCKU)
Red/Cyan Fert Eggs - $7
Full Grown - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/y4HIAq7)
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Aberrant Spinos:
Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD) *Updated Photo*
Aberrant Xmas Spino Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FIVtj)
Aberrant V-Day Spino (1)Males - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/qb6Lb)
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Basilisks:
[CLONE] Cotton Candy Basilisk Unleveled 74 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)
Albino/Black Event Basilisk - $70 ()
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Roll Rats:The Best Wood Gatherers in the Game! Saddle Included

Zach, Male 216 - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/ejIZxzC)
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Ravagers:

Blue Ravager - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/9qAeR) (N2B)
Pink Ravager, (5)Male (1)Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/ZXi0S)
Red Ravager (1)Male (0)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/0mvOI)
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Karkinos:

[SOLD OUT]
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Therizinos

Gen X Boss Therizino Eggs, 408 Melee, 1500 Stamina, 9222 Health: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
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Unleveled Boss Therizinos: (https://imgur.com/a/xlVxwYn)
$15 Per
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Unleveled Therizinos with Great Stats:
$10 Per
Cotton Candy Male Unleveled, 255 - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/YNWrsDL)
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Daeodons "Healing Pigs"

Captain Planet, Blue/Green - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/hMjMu) (N2B)
Swag Swine, Pink/Purple/Black - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/RT7Ja) (N2B)
Nightshade, Blue/Purple/Black - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/ZAZ27Qt) (N2B)
Misc Colors Available
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Ankylosaurus

High Melee Ankylo: 422: Base Melee (7 Available) - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
High Melee Ankylo Fert Eggs: 422 Base Melee - $4 Per (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
Aberrant Ankylosaurus:
Green Lightning, Leveled 233 Female - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/sJBmO4G)
V-Day Juice, Unleveled 179 Male - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/NyQhnSg)
Surface Drill, Leveled 224 Female - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/17qMDs8)
Xmas Female, Unleveled 189 - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/1703AWE)
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Doedicurus:

Pink, (0)Male (0)Female Available - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/Zlocs8L) (N2B)
Aberrant Doedicurus - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/q7IgrMG) (N2B)
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Dire Wolves:

Okami Dire Wolf, Red/White/Black - $10 (N2B)
Tulip Wolf, Magenta/Green/Lavender (1)Male - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/fPojF)
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Beavers:

Yellow Body Beavers, (1) Available - $10
Slick Stick, Navy Blue Body / Green Tail Male - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/1vwxlME)
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Dire Bears:

Cotton Candy Bear - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/s4MAh) (N2B)
Reaper Bears, Red/Black (1)Male - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/hMQWh)
Rasta Bear, Red/Green (3)Male - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/nmx7pIt) *Updated Photo*
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Argentavis:

(7) Available: $10 (https://imgur.com/a/RntYM3C)
Rainbow Argentavis Eggs Pink/Red/Green/Blue/Cyan - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/xkzBcj9) *Updated Photo*
80's Argentavis Eggs Pink/Green/Blue - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/EaHudRP) *Updated Photo*
Blue Argentavis Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/foMAmqH)
Boss Argentavis Fert Egg - $7 ()
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Tapejara:

(4) Available: $10 (https://imgur.com/a/cdKFy7Q)
Cotton Candy Tapejara Pink/Cyan/Red Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/tUEs5)
Imperial Tapejara Red/Cyan Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FT3Yn)
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Other Dino Availability

Megalania 260+ Base Level (10 Available) - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/SSVKD82)
Baryonyx: $10 (https://imgur.com/IdAq1yJ) (https://imgur.com/a/EUlyHpe) (1 Available)
Unicorns: Level 200+ - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/2kabS) (N2B)
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Vultures

Red Vulture Eggs: $3 (https://imgur.com/tQ6RvAV)
White Vulture Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/xzkHt)
Red/Green Vulture Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/McHcA6g)
Cyan Vulture Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/AMXWhbd)
Pink Vulture Eggs: $4 ()
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Misc Fert Eggs

Spino Fert Eggs, Non-Aberrant w/ Zero Mutations: $4
Perfect Tamed Allosaurus Eggs - $3 ()
Perfect Tamed Halloween Event Megalosaurus Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/m7vNwwp)
V-Day Terror Bird Fert Eggs - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/HvFUl)
V-Day Oviraptor Fert Eggs - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/Hsigg)
Fiesta Dimorphodon Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/ePY6h)
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Other Mutations

Super-Mutant Hyaenodons Purple/Black/Green (0)Male (0)Female - $5 (https://imgur.com/9CBV8Mi)
Devil Hound Hyaenodons Red/Black/Green (0)Male (1)Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/O3jqm)
Green Apple Monkeys - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/e2edW) (N2B)
Halloween Megalosaurus - $12 (https://imgur.com/dX9d2Zm)
Blue Megalosaurus - $10 (https://imgur.com/p33gvkX) 2 Leveled Available
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Water Dino's

Important: All water dinos must be transferred via water transmitter. I can deliver to you if you have a water transmitter or you can pick the dino up via my water base if you're able to use a transmitter.
Angler Fish, Unleveled 200+ - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/UtTPFhv)
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SPECIAL SALES

Gigantopithecus' (Apes) Unleveled Colors Vary - $20 per (https://imgur.com/a/ldlKbrN)
Procoptodon, Red/Pink Leveled 198 Male - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/V1XkNnm)
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Special Services

(Note: Levels vary unless specified otherwise)
- Ovis $2
- Dung Beetle $2
- Oviraptor $4
- Achatina $5
- Beehive $15 (Need 24 Hour Notice For Unique Uploading Requirements)
Selling Your Base?: Click Here
Offline Delivery: Just add me to your tribe and when I see payment has been sent I'll download and bring the dino/item to your base so that it's waiting for you when you get on.
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Dino Daycare

Do you want to go on vacation? Or have a family emergency and can't play ark for awhile? Are just feeling lazy or burnt out? But you're worried your dinos will starve or disappear if you're gone for longer than a week?
Introducing the new Dino Daycare!
We will feed all your dinos and insure none of them will die. We will also reset your timers on all your buildings for you.
1 Day: $20 (We come on for one day that you have specified to feed dinos/reset timers)
10 Days: $75
Note: This is for one tribe only, if you have multiple servers or tribes there will be extra fees. I'll need to join your tribe at an earlier date. You can send me a message for anything special I'll need to do as well.
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Structures / Resources

100 Metal Ceilings - $9
100 Metal Ramps - $9
100 Metal Pillars - $9
100 Metal Walls - $8
100 Metal Foundations - $10
Metal Dino Gate Set - $1
Metal Behemoth Gateway Set - $6
Stone Behemoth Gateway Set - $2
Stone Cliff Platform - $2
Metal Cliff Platform - $10
Vault - $2
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Resources

100 Black Pearls - $4
Gas - $5 per 1000
100 Electronics - $1
100 Polymer - $2
100 Advanced Rifle Bullets - $1
4 Large Crop Plots - $1
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Crafting and Electrical

Air Conditioner - $1
Fridge - $2
Generator - $1
Auto Turret - $2
Heavy Turret - $6
Industrial Forge - $10
Industrial Cooker - $10
Industrial Grill - $3
Chem Bench - $10
Industrial Grinder - $20
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Tek Structures and Gear

Tek Replicator - $80
Tek Generator - $20
Tek Behemoth Gate Set - $30
Tek Trough - $12
Tek Transmitter - $20
Tek Forcefield - $30
Tek Tapejara Saddle - $30
Tek Rifle - $15
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Gear

(Note: The Bps listed are NOT for sale but I do have some for sale so feel free to ask)
- MC Sword 205.6% DMG / 172 Durability - $4
- MC Longneck 181 DMG / 206 Durability - $8
- x3 Jman Whip 169.7 DMG / 120 Durability - $4
- MC Chainsaw 190.1 DMG / 179 Durability - $25
- MC Crossbow 189.1 DMG / 246 Durability - $2
- Jman Pump-Action Shotgun 205 DMG / 1144 Durability - $8
- MC Fabricated Pistol 202 DMG / 465 Durability - $8
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Armor Sets

(Note: For any armor pieces that are missing from sets I'll make a primitive for $1)
Hazmat Suit Full Set: $6
(Tip: The Hazmat suit acts as a gas mask and fully protects you from Bee Hives and Poison Wyverns / Basilisks)
Flak Armor Full Set: $5
Riot Armor Full Set: $12
Scuba Full Set $6
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Fur Armor High Warmth Value Full Set: $8
Ghillie Armor Full Set: $4
Desert Cloth Full Set: $3
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Saddles

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Coming Soon

- Extinction and S+ ...jk
- More Mutations
- Procoptodons

Special Requests and More Information

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2018.08.22 15:51 Peanutbutter_Brain [Xbox PvE New Official Servers] Bed Bath and BeyArk Store! Largest Quantity of Offers in One Place: 345 Melee Giga Eggs, Boss Stat Eggs, Full Bases, Mutated and Event Dinos all with 4k Screenshots/Stats. Plus Structures, Gear, Special Services and More!

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Instagram Store: https://www.instagram.com/?hl=en
PlayerAuctions Store: https://store.playerauctions.com/mosaschops/
eBay Store: https://www.ebay.com/sch/ethaholme-82/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=
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****Trusted Trader***
Click here to see full picture gallery

TOP OFFERS

Phoenix, Leveled 178 - $150 (https://imgur.com/a/JtKBcRq)
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $25 Build Your Own Egg (https://imgur.com/a/8iyN0bq)
Perfect Tamed 180 Fert Tek Rex Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/4gnzMqo)
NEW Boss Rex Egg, 602 Melee, 17.3k Health: $12 (https://imgur.com/a/7M3n0lO)
Tek Stego Fert Egg, Levels 252-236: $5
Boss Therizino Egg, 408 Melee, 1500 Stamina, 9222 Health: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
566 Boss Rex Egg, 566 Melee, 2688 Stamina, and 15.180 Health: $5 (https://imgur.com/a/wOMBXgG)
Double Blue Mutated Quetzal Eggs 1536 Base Weight - $6 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Boss Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: HP-8800 / Melee-361 - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/n4eB7)
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NEW OFFERS

Fert 200+ Level Troodon Egg - $10
Fert 200+ Moschops Egg - $10
Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD) *Updated Photo*
328 Level at Hatch Fert Featherlight Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
Cotton Candy Glowtail Fert Egg - $6 ()
Boss Argentavis Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/foMAmqH)
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Creature Cloning

Special Event Reapers:
Event Reaper - $50
Reapers: 1-6 (https://imgur.com/a/3IpxyZ7)
Reapers: 7-12 (https://imgur.com/a/KCMJBVv)
Reapers: 13-18 (https://imgur.com/a/vHv1gYO)
Other Clonable Creatures:
Cotton Candy Basilisk 74 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)
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ROCK DRAKES

All 100% Imprinted and Unleveled
Mercury, 160 Rock Drake - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/i2ac1)
Chimichanga, 170 Rock Drake - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/UZcsP)
Chameleon, 165 Rock Drake - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/LNhhRtR)
Lunar, 165 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Uq16wQ8)
Zou, 165 Blue Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/tpq4vef)
Skeletor, 150 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Hj10wfJ)
Crescent, 155 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/sVw0xQj)
Rak'a, 165 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/kXIXKG3)
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WYVERNS

Poison Wyvern - $15
Fire Wyvern - $25
Ice Wyvern - $30
Lightning Wyvern - $30
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Special Event Wyverns:
Gremlin, Unleveled 155 Lightning Green/Cyan/Red/Blue - $50 (https://imgur.com/a/B0IcS)
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Griffins

Leveled Available - $25
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Special Event Griffins:
As Front Isn't Behind, Pink/Yellow/Green Leveled 188 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/bO0Am)
Kinga, Pink/Blue/Green Leveled 175 - $50 (https://imgur.com/a/veiQzds)
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GIGANOTOSAURUS

Note: Please ask about full grown giga availability.
265 Base Melee Gigas:
265 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $5
Triple Blue Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/boJxb)
V-Day Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/2FOn1)
Blueberry Pie Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/ritt5)
Superman Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/pem0i7g)
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275 Base Melee Gigas:
Wizard, Neon Green Mutated Giga Fert Egg - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/TphwN)
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295 Base Melee Gigas:
295 Base Melee Cyan Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/JTdQoKR)
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315 Base Melee Gigas:
315 Base Melee Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/TqR6p)
Nirvana, Orange / Dark Blue Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/6geEI3Y)
Pink Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/lEWradY)
Cotton Candy, 315 Base Melee Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/2dZtN3S)
315 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $75
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325 Base Melee Gigas:
325 Base Melee Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/O3NDReY)
325 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $90
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335 Base Melee Gigas:
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $25 Build Your Own Egg (https://imgur.com/a/8iyN0bq)
335 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $150
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345 Base Melee Gigas:
345 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $40
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Giga Saddles:
MC Giga Saddle 73.1 Armor - $12
Jman Giga Saddle 60.7 Armor - $8 (BP $20)
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Quetzals "Platform Saddle Included"

Fertilized Eggs:
Sea Breeze Fert Quetzal Eggs, 1536 Base Weight - $7 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Sapphire Fert Eggs, 1536 Base Weight - $8 Per (https://imgur.com/a/8JidshJ)
1568 Base Weight - $8 Per
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Raised Quetzals:
1536 Base Weight Quetzals: $30
1568 Base Weight Quetzals: $40
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Yutyrannus

Boss Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: HP-8800 / Melee-361 - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/n4eB7
Pink Boss Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/VJ2V7B6)
Boss Yuti - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/m4E1VVO)
Pink Boss Yuti - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/L9xswep)
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Otters

Otter Photo Gallery: https://imgur.com/a/9HpO5az
Please Check Link for Availability:
https://www.playerauctions.com/ark-items/139213322i!xbox-pve-new-official-servers-cc-breeding-pair-ott/
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Thylacoleo

Level 200+ Unleveled Thylacoleo - $4 (2 Left)
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Triple Mutated Thylacoleo:
Tron, Blue / Purple / Cyan - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/eKAth)
Inferno Thyla, Black / Red / Yellow - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/E9pd9)
Red Velvet, Red / Red / Slate - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/AyOXV)
Avatar Thyla, Blue / Blue / Cyan - $7 (https://imgur.com/teO09zQ)
Vice Kitty Thyla, Pink / Pink / Cyan - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/HOdII8E)
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Fully Mutated Thylacoleo:
The Confetti Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Yellow - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/1P3FC) (N2B)
Kool-Aid Thyla, Blue / Pink/ Neon Red / Cyan - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/cThZ2sj)
Jolly Rancher Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Green - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/aEyOUxu)
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Aberration Dinos

Reapers:
See Cloning Section Above
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Light Pets:
Perfect Tame Glowtail - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
Perfect Tame Fert Glowtail Egg - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
Cotton Candy Glowtail Egg - $6 ()
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Perfect Tame Featherlight - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/ktDvb)
Perfect Tame Fert Featherlight Egg - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/dz74a)
328 Level at Hatch Fert Featherlight Egg - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
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Level 200+ Bulbdog - $10 Colors Vary (https://imgur.com/a/XCRbn)
Level 200+ Shinehorn Colors Vary - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/X2aU4)
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Aberrant Megalosaurus:
Perfect Tame Fert Eggs - $5
Cotton Candy Fert Eggs - $8
Red/Cyan Fert Eggs - $7
Full Grown - $15
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Aberrant Spinos:
Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD) *Updated Photo*
Aberrant Xmas Spino Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FIVtj)
Aberrant V-Day Spino (1)Males - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/qb6Lb)
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Basilisks:
[CLONE] Cotton Candy Basilisk Unleveled 74 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)
Albino/Black Event Basilisk - $70 ()
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Roll Rats:The Best Wood Gatherers in the Game! Saddle Included

Whisker Biscuits, Male 223 - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/zQR0Dc1)
Madagascar, Male 235 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/i1YyYHT)
Zach, Male 216 - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/ejIZxzC)
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Ravagers:

Blue Ravager - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/9qAeR) (N2B)
Pink Ravager, (5)Male (1)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/ZXi0S)
Red Ravager (1)Male (0)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/0mvOI)
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Karkinos:

[SOLD OUT]
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Therizinos

Gen X Boss Therizino Eggs, 408 Melee, 1500 Stamina, 9222 Health: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
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Unleveled Boss Therizinos: (https://imgur.com/a/xlVxwYn)
$15 Per
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Unleveled Therizinos with Great Stats:
$10 Per
Cotton Candy Male Unleveled, 255 - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/YNWrsDL)
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Daeodons "Healing Pigs" (SOLD OUT)

Captain Planet, Blue/Green - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/hMjMu) (N2B)
Swag Swine, Pink/Purple/Black - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/RT7Ja)
Nightshade, Blue/Purple/Black - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/ZAZ27Qt)
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Ankylosaurus

High Melee Ankylo: 422: Base Melee (2 Available) - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
High Melee Ankylo Fert Eggs: 422 Base Melee - $4 Per (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
Aberrant Ankylosaurus:
Green Lightning, Leveled 233 Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/sJBmO4G)
V-Day Juice, Unleveled 179 Male - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/NyQhnSg)
Surface Drill, Leveled 224 Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/17qMDs8)
Xmas Female, Unleveled 189 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/1703AWE)
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Doedicurus:

Pink, (1)Male (0)Female Available - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/Zlocs8L)
Aberrant Doedicurus - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/q7IgrMG) (N2B)
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Dire Wolves:

Okami Dire Wolf, Red/White/Black - $10 (N2B)
Tulip Wolf, Magenta/Green/Lavender (1)Male - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/fPojF)
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Beavers:

Yellow Body Beavers, (2) Available - $10
Slick Stick, Navy Blue Body / Green Tail Male - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/1vwxlME)
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Dire Bears:

Cotton Candy Bear - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/s4MAh) (N2B)
Reaper Bears, Red/Black (1)Male - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/hMQWh)
Rasta Bear, Red/Green (2)Male - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/nmx7pIt) *Updated Photo*
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Argentavis:

(15) Available: $12 (https://imgur.com/a/RntYM3C)
Rainbow Argentavis Eggs Pink/Red/Green/Blue/Cyan - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/xkzBcj9) *Updated Photo*
80's Argentavis Eggs Pink/Green/Blue - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/EaHudRP) *Updated Photo*
Boss Argentavis Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/foMAmqH)
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Tapejara:

(4) Available: $10 (https://imgur.com/a/cdKFy7Q)
Cotton Candy Tapejara Pink/Cyan/Red Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/tUEs5)
Imperial Tapejara Red/Cyan Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/FT3Yn)
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Other Dino Availability

Megalania 260+ Base Level (10 Available) - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/SSVKD82)
Baryonyx: $10 (https://imgur.com/IdAq1yJ) (https://imgur.com/a/EUlyHpe) (6 Available)
Unicorns: Level 200+ - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/2kabS) (N2B)
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Vulture and Misc Fert Eggs

Red Vulture Eggs: $3 (https://imgur.com/tQ6RvAV)
White Vulture Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/xzkHt)
Red/Green Vulture Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/McHcA6g)
Cyan Vulture Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/AMXWhbd)
Pink Vulture Eggs: $4 ()
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Spino Fert Eggs, Non-Aberrant w/ Zero Mutations: $4
Perfect Tamed Halloween Event Megalosaurus Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/m7vNwwp)
V-Day Terror Bird Fert Eggs - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/HvFUl)
V-Day Oviraptor Fert Eggs - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/Hsigg)
Fiesta Dimorphodon Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/ePY6h)
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Other Mutations

Super-Mutant Hyaenodons Purple/Black/Green (0)Male (0)Female - $5 (https://imgur.com/9CBV8Mi)
Devil Hound Hyaenodons Red/Black/Green (0)Male (1)Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/O3jqm)
Green Apple Monkeys - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/e2edW) (N2B)
Halloween Megalosaurus - $12 (https://imgur.com/dX9d2Zm)
Blue Megalosaurus - $10 (https://imgur.com/p33gvkX) 2 Leveled Available
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SPECIAL SALES

Diddy, Male Gigantopithecus (Ape) Unleveled 203 Blue/Magenta/Green - $18 (https://imgur.com/a/ldlKbrN)
Nicki Minaj, Female Gigantopithecus (Ape) Unleveled 168 Blue/Magenta/Green - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/TAdXE7G)
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Fishing Rods

Ascendant
- $30 (0) Left
Mastercraft
- $25 (0) Left
Journeyman
- $20 (1) Left
Apprentice
- $10 (5) Left
Ramshackle
- $5 (4) Left
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Special Services

(Note: Levels vary unless specified otherwise)
- Ovis $2
- Dung Beetle $2
- Oviraptor $4
- Achatina $5
- Beehive $15 (Need 24 Hour Notice For Unique Uploading Requirements)
Offline Delivery: Just add me to your tribe and when I see payment has been sent I'll download and bring the dino/item to your base so that it's waiting for you when you get on.
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Dino Daycare

Do you want to go on vacation? Or have a family emergency and can't play ark for awhile? Are just feeling lazy or burnt out? But you're worried your dinos will starve or disappear if you're gone for longer than a week?
Introducing the new Dino Daycare!
We will feed all your dinos and insure none of them will die. We will also reset your timers on all your buildings for you.
1 Day: $20 (We come on for one day that you have specified to feed dinos/reset timers)
10 Days: $75
Note: This is for one tribe only, if you have multiple servers or tribes there will be extra fees. I'll need to join your tribe at an earlier date. You can send me a message for anything special I'll need to do as well.
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Structures / Resources

100 Metal Ceilings - $9
100 Metal Ramps - $9
100 Metal Pillars - $9
100 Metal Walls - $8
100 Metal Foundations - $10
Metal Dino Gate Set - $1
Metal Behemoth Gateway Set - $6
Stone Behemoth Gateway Set - $2
Stone Cliff Platform - $2
Metal Cliff Platform - $10
Vault - $2
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Resources

100 Black Pearls - $4
Gas - $5 per 1000
100 Electronics - $1
100 Polymer - $2
100 Advanced Rifle Bullets - $1
4 Large Crop Plots - $1
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Crafting and Electrical

Air Conditioner - $1
Fridge - $2
Generator - $1
Auto Turret - $2
Heavy Turret - $6
Industrial Forge - $10
Industrial Cooker - $10
Industrial Grill - $3
Chem Bench - $10
Industrial Grinder - $20
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Tek Structures and Gear (Currently Unavailable)

Tek Replicator - $100
Tek Generator - $35
Tek Behemoth Gate Set - $50
Tek Trough - $20
Tek Transmitter - $40
Tek Forcefield - $60
Tek Tapejara Saddle - $50
Tek Rifle - $25
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Gear

(Note: The Bps listed are NOT for sale but I do have some for sale so feel free to ask)
- MC Sword 205.6% DMG / 172 Durability - $4
- MC Longneck 181 DMG / 206 Durability - $8
- x3 Jman Whip 169.7 DMG / 120 Durability - $4
- MC Chainsaw 190.1 DMG / 179 Durability - $25
- MC Crossbow 189.1 DMG / 246 Durability - $2
- Jman Pump-Action Shotgun 205 DMG / 1144 Durability - $8
- MC Fabricated Pistol 202 DMG / 465 Durability - $8
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Armor Sets

(Note: For any armor pieces that are missing from sets I'll make a primitive for $1)
Hazmat Suit Full Set: $8
(Tip: The Hazmat suit acts as a gas mask and fully protects you from Bee Hives and Poison Wyverns / Basilisks)
Flak Armor Full Set: $8
Riot Armor Full Set: $15
Scuba Full Set $8
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Fur Armor High Warmth Value Full Set: $8
Ghillie Armor Full Set: $5
Desert Cloth Full Set: $4
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Saddles

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Coming Soon

- Extinction and S+ ...jk
- More Mutations
- Procoptodons

Special Requests and More Information

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PlayerAuctions Store: https://store.playerauctions.com/mosaschops/
eBay Store: https://www.ebay.com/sch/ethaholme-82/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

Payment

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2018.07.24 15:54 Peanutbutter_Brain [Xbox PvE New Official Servers] Bed Bath and BeyArk Store! Phoenix's, Colored Event Reapers, 335 Base Melee Gigas, Massive Base For Sale, Boss Dino Breeds, Wyverns, Rock Drakes, Quetzals, Tek, Fert Eggs, Dino Breeding, Gear, Resources, and Structures. Best Selection Available in One Place!

****Trusted Trader***
Click here to see full picture gallery

TOP OFFERS

NEW Massive Center Map Base - $400 (https://imgur.com/a/612SKfT)
NEW Phoenix, Leveled 178 - $400 (https://imgur.com/a/JtKBcRq)
NEW Perfect Tamed 180 Fert Tek Rex Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/4gnzMqo)
NEW Boss Rex Egg, 590 Melee, 16.5k Health: $10
NEW Tek Stego Fert Egg, Levels 252-236: $6
Boss Therizino Egg, 408 Melee, 1500 Stamina, 9222 Health: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
566 Boss Rex Egg, 566 Melee, 2688 Stamina, and 15.180 Health: $5 (https://imgur.com/a/wOMBXgG)
Double Blue Mutated Quetzal Eggs 1536 Base Weight - $7 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Boss Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: HP-8800 / Melee-361 - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/n4eB7)
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NEW OFFERS

Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD) *Updated Photo*
328 Level at Hatch Fert Featherlight Egg - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
Boss Argentavis Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/foMAmqH)
New Event Reapers + Updated Photos (See Cloning Section)
Diddy, Male Gigantopithecus (Ape) Unleveled 203 Blue/Magenta/Green - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/ldlKbrN)
Nicki Minaj, Female Gigantopithecus (Ape) Unleveled 168 Blue/Magenta/Green - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/TAdXE7G)
Rasta Bear, Red/Green (2)Male - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/nmx7pIt) *Updated Photo*
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Creature Cloning

Special Event Reapers:
Event Reaper - $50 *Updated Photos!*
Reapers: 1-6 (https://imgur.com/a/3IpxyZ7)
Reapers: 7-12 (https://imgur.com/a/KCMJBVv)
Reapers: 13-18 (https://imgur.com/a/vHv1gYO)
Other Clonable Creatures:
Cotton Candy Basilisk 74 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)
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ROCK DRAKES

All 100% Imprinted and Unleveled
[RESERVED] Rabies, 145 Rock Drake - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/QQfHEqy)
Mercury, 160 Rock Drake - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/i2ac1)
Chimichanga, 170 Rock Drake - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/UZcsP)
[SOLD] Jet Fusion, 90 Easter Event Green Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/bVCarqY)
Chameleon, 165 Rock Drake - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/LNhhRtR)
Lunar, 165 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Uq16wQ8)
Zou, 165 Blue Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/tpq4vef)
Skeletor, 150 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Hj10wfJ)
Crescent, 155 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/sVw0xQj)
Rak'a, 165 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/kXIXKG3)
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WYVERNS

Unleveled:
[SOLD] Athena, Lightning Wyvern 170 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/5daI2gz)
Ender, Ice Wyvern 150 - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Tj6fe)
[SOLD] Sunburst, Fire Wyvern 160 - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/fJjGfPe)
Dusk, Fire Wyvern 165 - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/Q2MGaUr)
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Special Event Wyverns:
Pastel, Unleveled 150 Lighting Green/Pink - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/0VQYX)
Gremlin, Unleveled 155 Lightning Green/Cyan/Red/Blue - $50 (https://imgur.com/a/B0IcS)
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Griffins

[SOLD OUT]
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Special Event Griffins:
As Front Isn't Behind, Pink/Yellow/Green Leveled 188 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/bO0Am)
[SOLD] Kingsman, Blue/Yellow Leveled 88 - $30 (https://imgur.com/a/bxCmyAH)
Kinga, Pink/Blue/Green Leveled 175 - $50 (https://imgur.com/a/veiQzds)
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GIGANOTOSAURUS

Note: Please ask about full grown giga availability.
265 Base Melee Gigas:
265 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $5
Triple Blue Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/boJxb)
V-Day Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/2FOn1)
Blueberry Pie Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/ritt5)
Superman Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/pem0i7g)
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275 Base Melee Gigas:
Wizard, Neon Green Mutated Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/TphwN)
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295 Base Melee Gigas:
295 Base Melee Cyan Giga Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/JTdQoKR)
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305 Base Melee Gigas:
305 Base Melee Fert Egg - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/Mw6GJQx)
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315 Base Melee Gigas:
315 Base Melee Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/TqR6p)
Nirvana, Orange / Dark Blue Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/6geEI3Y)
Pink Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/lEWradY)
Cotton Candy, 315 Base Melee Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/2dZtN3S)
315 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $75
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325 Base Melee Gigas:
325 Base Melee Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/O3NDReY)
325 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $90
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335 Base Melee Gigas:
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $25 Build your own Egg (https://imgur.com/a/8iyN0bq)
335 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $150
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345 Base Melee Gigas:
345 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $40
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Giga Saddles:
MC Giga Saddle 73.1 Armor - $12
Jman Giga Saddle 60.7 Armor - $8 (BP $20)
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Quetzals "Platform Saddle Included"

Fertilized Eggs:
Sea Breeze Fert Quetzal Eggs, 1536 Base Weight - $7 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Sapphire Fert Eggs, 1536 Base Weight - $8 Per (https://imgur.com/a/8JidshJ)
1568 Base Weight - $8 Per
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1536 Base Weight Quetzals:
Twitters, 217 Blue/Cyan/Red Female 67% Imprinted - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/ah5q6wX)
[SOLD] Hobgoblin, 224 Blue/Green/Red Female 90% Imprinted - $45 (https://imgur.com/a/Vs9yX34)
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- ***1568 Base Weight Quetzals:***
SOLD OUT
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Yutyrannus

Boss Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: HP-8800 / Melee-361 - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/n4eB7)
Pink Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: Stats Vary - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/VJ2V7B6)
Boss Yuti - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/m4E1VVO)
Pink Boss Yuti - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/L9xswep)
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Otters

Otter Photo Gallery: https://imgur.com/a/9HpO5az
Please Check Link for Availability:
https://www.playerauctions.com/ark-items/139213322i!xbox-pve-new-official-servers-cc-breeding-pair-ott/
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Thylacoleo

Level 200+ Unleveled Thylacoleo - $4 (3 Left)
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Triple Mutated Thylacoleo:
Tron, Blue / Purple / Cyan (1)Male (1)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/eKAth)
Gym Mat, Blue / Purple/ Yellow (1)Males - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/WVf2T)
Inferno Thyla, Black / Red / Yellow (0)Male (0)Female - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/E9pd9) (N2B)
Red Velvet, Red / Red / Slate - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/AyOXV) (N2B)
Avatar Thyla, Blue / Blue / Cyan (1)Male (1)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/teO09zQ)
Vice Kitty Thyla, Pink / Pink / Cyan (2)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/HOdII8E)
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Fully Mutated Thylacoleo:
The Confetti Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Yellow - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/1P3FC) (N2B)
Kool-Aid Thyla, Blue / Pink/ Neon Red / Cyan (2)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/cThZ2sj)
Jolly Rancher Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Green (1)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/aEyOUxu)
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Aberration Dinos

Reapers:
See Cloning Section
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Light Pets:
Perfect Tame Glowtail - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
Perfect Tame Fert Glowtail Egg - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
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Perfect Tame Featherlight - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/ktDvb)
Perfect Tame Fert Featherlight Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/dz74a)
328 Level at Hatch Fert Featherlight Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
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Level 200+ Bulbdog - $10 Colors Vary (https://imgur.com/a/XCRbn)
Level 200+ Shinehorn Colors Vary - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/X2aU4)
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Aberrant Megalosaurus:
Perfect Tame Fert Eggs - $5
Cotton Candy Fert Eggs - $8
Full Grown - $15
[RESERVED] Veronica, Pink/Red Unleveled 152 Female - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/LEtI5dg)
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Aberrant Spinos:
Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD) *Updated Photo*
Aberrant Xmas Spino Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FIVtj)
Aberrant V-Day Spino (1)Males - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/qb6Lb)
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Basilisks:
[CLONE] Cotton Candy Basilisk Unleveled 74 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)
Albino/Black Event Basilisk - $70 ()
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Roll Rats:The Best Wood Gatherers in the Game! Saddle Included

Whisker Biscuits, Male 223 - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/zQR0Dc1)
Madagascar, Male 235 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/i1YyYHT)
Zach, Male 216 - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/ejIZxzC)
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Ravagers:

Blue Ravager - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/9qAeR) (N2B)
Pink Ravager, (1)Male (1)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/ZXi0S)
Red Ravager (1)Male (0)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/0mvOI)
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Karkinos:

[SOLD OUT]
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Therizinos

Unleveled Male Boss Therizinos: (https://imgur.com/a/xlVxwYn)
Boss 3, 294 - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/cb3GdVR)
Boss 5, 290 - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/NJVg5XA)
Boss 6, 283 - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/iJZPuHw)
Boss 7, 286 - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/EvPXkPW)
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Unleveled Male Therizinos with Great Stats:
Half Boss 2, 269 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/yhtBBgL)
Half Boss 4, 286 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/6mEyTZz)
Cotton Candy Male Unleveled, 255 - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/YNWrsDL)
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Daeodons "Healing Pigs"

Captain Planet, Blue/Green - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/hMjMu) (N2B)
Swag Swine, Pink/Purple/Black (2)Female - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/RT7Ja)
Nightshade, Blue/Purple/Black (0)Male (1)Female - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/ZAZ27Qt)
Pink/Green/Black - $10 (1)Female (https://imgur.com/a/eyHsZ)
Daeodon: $8 Stats Vary 200+ Level (https://imgur.com/a/L9CUl) (2 Boss Ready Available)
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Ankylosaurus

High Melee Ankylo (2 Available) - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
High Melee Ankylo Fert Eggs: 422 Base Melee - $4 Per (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
Aberrant Ankylosaurus:
Green Lightning, Leveled 233 Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/sJBmO4G)
V-Day Juice, Unleveled 179 Male - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/NyQhnSg)
Surface Drill, Leveled 224 Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/17qMDs8)
Xmas Female, Unleveled 189 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/1703AWE)
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Doedicurus:

Pink, (2)Male (2)Female Available - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/Zlocs8L)
Aberrant Doedicurus - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/q7IgrMG) (N2B)
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Dire Wolves:

Okami Dire Wolf, Red/White/Black (2)Male - $10 ()
Tulip Wolf, Magenta/Green/Lavender (1)Male - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/fPojF)
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Beavers:

Yellow Body Beavers, (6) Available - $8 ()
Slick Stick, Navy Blue Body / Green Tail Male - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/1vwxlME)
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Dire Bears:

Cotton Candy Bear, (1)Male (1)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/s4MAh)
Reaper Bears, Red/Black (1)Male - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/hMQWh)
Rasta Bear, Red/Green (2)Male - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/nmx7pIt) *Updated Photo*
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Argentavis:

(25) Available: $12 (https://imgur.com/a/RntYM3C)
Rainbow Argentavis Eggs Pink/Red/Green/Blue/Cyan - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/xkzBcj9) *Updated Photo*
80's Argentavis Eggs Pink/Green/Blue - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/EaHudRP) *Updated Photo*
Boss Argentavis Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/foMAmqH)
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Tapejara:

(5) Available: $12 (https://imgur.com/a/cdKFy7Q)
Cotton Candy Tapejara Pink/Cyan/Red Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/tUEs5)
Imperial Tapejara Red/Cyan Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FT3Yn)
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Other Dino Availability

Megalania 260+ Base Level (10 Available) - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/SSVKD82)
Baryonyx: $10 (https://imgur.com/IdAq1yJ) (https://imgur.com/a/EUlyHpe) (6 Available)
Unicorns: Level 200+ - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/2kabS)
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OTHER FERTILIZED EGGS

(Note: \*All egg stats and mutations are 100% Guaranteed unless specified otherwise\*)
Gen X Boss Therizino Eggs, 408 Melee, 1500 Stamina, 9222 Health: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
Cotton Candy Tapejara Pink/Cyan/Red Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/tUEs5)
Imperial Tapejara Red/Cyan Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FT3Yn)
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Red Vulture Eggs: $3 (https://imgur.com/tQ6RvAV)
White Vulture Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/xzkHt)
Red/Green Vulture Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/McHcA6g)
Cyan Vulture Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/AMXWhbd)
Pink Vulture Eggs: $4 ()
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Spino Fert Eggs, Non-Aberrant w/ Zero Mutations: $4
Baryonyx Fert Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/EUlyHpe)
Perfect Tamed Halloween Event Megalosaurus Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/m7vNwwp)
V-Day Terror Bird Fert Eggs - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/HvFUl)
V-Day Oviraptor Fert Eggs - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/Hsigg)
Fiesta Dimorphodon Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/ePY6h)
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Other Mutations

Super-Mutant Hyaenodons Purple/Black/Green (0)Male (0)Female - $5 (https://imgur.com/9CBV8Mi)
Devil Hound Hyaenodons Red/Black/Green (0)Male (1)Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/O3jqm)
Green Apple Monkeys - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/e2edW) (N2B)
Halloween Megalosaurus - $12 (https://imgur.com/dX9d2Zm)
Blue Megalosaurus - $12 (https://imgur.com/p33gvkX) 2 Leveled Available
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SPECIAL SALES

[RESERVED] Romeo, Male Chalicotherium - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/zuLjC)
Brody, 233 Male - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/xsxcB)
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Fishing Rods

Ascendant
- $30 (0) Left
Mastercraft
- $25 (0) Left
Journeyman
- $20 (4) Left
Apprentice
- $10 (5) Left
Ramshackle
- $5 (4) Left
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Special Services

(Note: Levels vary unless specified otherwise)
- Ovis $2
- Dung Beetle $2
- Oviraptor $4
- Achatina $5
- Beehive $15 (Need 24 Hour Notice For Unique Uploading Requirements)
Offline Delivery: Just add me to your tribe and when I see payment has been sent I'll download and bring the dino/item to your base so that it's waiting for you when you get on.
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Dino Daycare

Do you want to go on vacation? Or have a family emergency and can't play ark for awhile? Are just feeling lazy or burnt out? But you're worried your dinos will starve or disappear if you're gone for longer than a week?
Introducing the new Dino Daycare!
We will feed all your dinos and insure none of them will die. We will also reset your timers on all your buildings for you.
1 Day: $20 (We come on for one day that you have specified to feed dinos/reset timers)
10 Days: $75
Note: This is for one tribe only, if you have multiple servers or tribes there will be extra fees. I'll need to join your tribe at an earlier date. You can send me a message for anything special I'll need to do as well.
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Structures / Resources

100 Metal Ceilings - $9
100 Metal Ramps - $9
100 Metal Pillars - $9
100 Metal Walls - $8
100 Metal Foundations - $10
Metal Dino Gate Set - $1
Metal Behemoth Gateway Set - $6
Stone Behemoth Gateway Set - $2
Stone Cliff Platform - $2
Metal Cliff Platform - $10
Vault - $2
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Resources

100 Black Pearls - $4
Gas - $5 per 1000
100 Electronics - $1
100 Polymer - $2
100 Advanced Rifle Bullets - $1
4 Large Crop Plots - $1
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Crafting and Electrical

Air Conditioner - $1
Fridge - $2
Generator - $1
Auto Turret - $2
Heavy Turret - $6
Industrial Forge - $10
Industrial Cooker - $10
Industrial Grill - $3
Chem Bench - $10
Industrial Grinder - $20
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Tek Structures and Gear

Tek Replicator - $100
Tek Generator - $35
Tek Behemoth Gate Set - $50
Tek Trough - $20
Tek Transmitter - $40
Tek Forcefield - $60
Tek Tapejara Saddle - $50
Tek Rifle - $25
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Gear

(Note: The Bps listed are NOT for sale but I do have some for sale so feel free to ask)
- MC Sword 205.6% DMG / 172 Durability - $4
- MC Longneck 181 DMG / 206 Durability - $8
- x3 Jman Whip 169.7 DMG / 120 Durability - $4
- MC Chainsaw 190.1 DMG / 179 Durability - $25
- MC Crossbow 189.1 DMG / 246 Durability - $2
- Jman Pump-Action Shotgun 205 DMG / 1144 Durability - $8
- MC Fabricated Pistol 202 DMG / 465 Durability - $8
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Armor Sets

(Note: For any armor pieces that are missing from sets I'll make a primitive for $1)
Hazmat Suit Full Set: $8
(Tip: The Hazmat suit acts as a gas mask and fully protects you from Bee Hives and Poison Wyverns / Basilisks)
Flak Armor Full Set: $8
Riot Armor Full Set: $20
Scuba Full Set $8
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Fur Armor High Warmth Value Full Set: $8
Ghillie Armor Full Set: $5
Desert Cloth Full Set: $4
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Saddles

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Coming Soon

- Extinction and S+ ...jk
- More Mutations
- Procoptodons

Special Requests and More Information

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PlayerAuctions Store: https://store.playerauctions.com/mosaschops/

Payment

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2018.07.09 08:07 iminterestingplease Part 32

5741.(Duo name change.)Rogers and Hammerstein/Rodgers And Hammerstein
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodgers_and_Hammerstein
Add-On: Do you remember the CBS logo looking different than it does now?(Anything else off?)(Did the C stand for something like Canadian or Central?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CBS
Add-On: Do you remember Louis not being also pronounced like Louie?
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/124091/whats-the-right-way-to-pronounce-louis
Add-On: Do you remember certain gestures in Interview With The Vampire being different?(Do you remember the Ts in Color With Paint not having the left side cut off?)(Anything else off?)(Signourey WeaveSigourney Weaver)(Did the term Neck Beard not exist?)(Baskin-Robins/Baskin-Robbins)(Adams Family/The Addams Family)(Were the letters in The Darkest Minds not connected?)(Michael Jackson didn't die in 2006?)(Creedance Clear Water Revival/Creedence Clearwater Revival)(Mandela Effect YouTubers' video titles changed.)(Lost Boys/The Lost Boys)(Is the pronunciation for New Orleans different?)(Are certain things in American Dad!, The Cleveland Show, Family Guy, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Beavis And Butt-head,(Butt-Head or Buthead?)King Of The Hill, Futurama, The Simpsons, or South Park different?)(Harry Potter Sorcerer's Stone vs. Philosopher's Stone, and is it off?)(Grey's Anatomy title vs. Gray's Anatomy title, and is that off?)(Has the Target logo, Hillary Clinton, Walmart, Apollo 13 quote, Coca-Cola, The Flintstones, and Froot Loops all went back and forth?)(Have the McDonald's logo, or arches changed again, and is there a new 1960's logo?)(Did the Stonehenge restoration never happen, and were the stones naturally the way they are instead of moved?)(Are there more new clouds, and new colored skies?)(Was the D in SunnyD white?)(Do you remember blue skies not being fake since 1944?)(Is Puerto Rico pronounced different?)(Was there not two amygdalae, and was the plural amygdalas?)(FilmakeFilmmaker)(All words like filmmaker are different?)(Has Marriott switched to Marriot, and back?)(Do any Kidde, or Duraflame products look off?)(Is the reggae song John Crow off?)(Have you heard of the mantis shrimp?)(Is learning about Pangaea off now in the way it's taught?)(Were crows not able to mimic human speech?)(Is George Washington on the quarter different, and is the back of the quarter different?)(Alphabets/Alphabits/Alpha-Bits, and is the logo off?))(The Doors vs. Doors album covers, and actual name.)YouTube channels and video that have existed for a while pop up, and videos disappear, reappear, or are duplicated.)(Merciful Fate/Mercyful Fate, and are the song lyrics off?)(Is the Shark Week logo off?)(Is Mexico pronounced different, and did it not go by other names?)(Did Crystal Pepsi become Crystal Clear Pepsi and then back?)(Did Pepsi Max become Pepsi Maxx for a while?)(The Thompson Twins/Thompson Twins)(Was Corey Feldman not friends with Michael Jackson, and did Corey not ever sing?)(Was Corey Feldman dead, and Corey Haim still alive, or were they both alive, or both dead?)(Is the U.S. map different?)(Is the NeEd InPuT channel name off?)(Have you heard of the corpse flower, Honduran white bat, or pink eyed grasshoppers?)(Usual Suspects/The Usual Suspects)(Has Uncle Sam's hat changed again?)(Has the back of the penny, dime, nickel, $1 bill, $5 bill, $10 bill, $20 bill, $50 bill, or $100 bill changed?)(Was Billy 93-94 around 2013-2014 instead of 95-96?)(Does the triple horizontal line notification on certain websites, and the bell icon on Facebook look different?)(Have you heard of a snake with a jack-o'-lantern(Jack-O-Lantern?)pattern on its skin?)(Has the spelling rules for words like Theatre changed again?)(Does the iSpotTV logo, or name look off?)(Has The Last Supper changed again?)(Wile E. Coyote now has yellow eyes.)(The other sunset car logos are off now.)(Is the Imagine music video by John Lennon background off?)(Do you remember Wiley, Willey, Willie, or Willy Coyote?(Was the E initial still in there?))(Were bears not able to walk like humans?)(Do you remember the characters from Codename: Kids Next Door being Numbers instead of Numbahs?)(Rollos/Rollo/Rolo)(Has Mona Lisa's hair changed?)(Do the Is in WildBrain, and P in Curious Pictures look off?)(Did Curious Pictures not go by other names?)(Do you remember the Facebook logo used in the m ad with the capital F having normal letters?)(Did websites such as Facebook, and Twitter use capital letters to start their names?)(Do you remember Thorium not existing?)(Did the word Niblings not exist?)(Do you remember certain quotes, and lyrics saying he's, and I'm instead of he is, and I am?)(Did the colors of the Creation Of Adam change?)(Did the lyrics for Imagine by John Lennon changed?)(Has Johnson & Johnson became Johnson's & Johnson's?)(GlitchInTheMatrix _ now on YT channel.)(Lazlow Zone/The Lazlow Lane)(Did cockroaches not have stomach teeth?)(J. KristopheJ. Kristofer)(Do state name letters on licenses look off?)(Has Smooth Criminal changed back?)(Wimbleton/Wimbledon)(Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer, and Fantastic Four(2015) are new to some people.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interview_with_the_Vampire_(film)
Add-On: Do you remember these things being different or not a thing?(Pictures changing and person was told they look younger.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hvwas4UtysQ
Add-On: Do you remember Cream being the only spelling used in the US instead of Crème(Creme?)too?
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/360987/the-difference-between-cream-and-creme
5742.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the Checkers game in Mr. Brightside by The Killers being ending differently?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
5743.(Music Lyrics change.)"I had a job once."/"I had a job."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Need_a_Dollar
Add-On: Do you remember the torch of the Statue Of Liberty not looking pixelated?(Was Pixelate a real word?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=psirOAQC43M
Add-On: Do you remember Owl from Winnie The Pooh not having yellow eyes?(Did Simba, Nala, Mufasa, Scar, Shenzi, Rafiki, Sarabi, Ed, Pumbaa, Sarafini, and Banzai from The Lion King not have yellow eyes?)(Did Vitani, Nuka, Kovu, Zira, and Kiara from The Lion King II: Simba's pride not have yellow eyes?)(Did Kion, Tiifu, Zuri, Wema, Janja, Makuu, Fuli. Pua, Chungu, Cheezi, Mzingo, Jasiri, Ajabu, Makucha, Badili, Nne, Tano, and multiple other characters from The Lion Guard not have yellow, red, or blue eyes?)(Was it just Lion King without a "The" and Lion Guard without a "The"?)
https://winniethepooh.disney.com/owl
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_King
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_King_II:_Simba%27s_Pride
https://www.animationsource.org/lion_king/en/info_chars/&id_film
Add-On: Do you remember Tony The Tiger having a different colored scarf?(Did it not say Tony on it?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frosted_Flakes
Add-On: Do you remember aboriginals not existing as long as they've been now?(Is anything else about Australia's discovery off?)
https://www.reddit.com/Retconned/comments/8xlffa/australia_was_discovered_by_willem_janzoon/
5744.(Celebrity death that didn't happen.)Do you remember Alan Alda dying?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Alda
5745.(T.V. Show name change.)Rasta Rat/Rasta Mouse/Rastarat/Rastamouse(Id the logo off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastamouse
5746.(Cleaning Product name change.)Barkeepers Best Friend/Barkeepers Friend/Bar Keepers Best Friend/Bar Keepers Friend(Was there an apostrophe in Keepers or Barkeepers?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_Keepers_Friend
Add-On: Do you remember Cheetos being more yellow than they are now?
https://www.fritolay.com/snacks/product-page/cheetos
Add-On: Do you remember the Cheshire Cat from Alice In Wonderland not having yellow eyes?(Did the White Rabbit not have red eyes?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire_Cat
5747.(New species.)Have you heard of the Angelshark?(Angel Shark?)(Did the cookie cutter and thresher sharks not exist?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelshark
5748.(Phantom words.)Do you remember inspecific being a word?
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/inspecific
5749.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember people not wearing such blatant illuminati clothing like Obey Propaganda?(Was suchlike not a word?)(Is the Youfit logo off?)
https://www.reddit.com/Retconned/comments/8xdcap/noticing_odd_designs_on_branded_clothing_these_days/
5750.(Movie Quote change.)"Don't show off Draco."/"Don't boast Draco."("Dobby never meant to harm or seriously injure."/“Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.”)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=njTjmmb5fmo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PXtzMkP_OTo
5751.(Snack name change.)Cheese Nibs/Cheese Nips(Were the letters not touching in any of the logos?)(Was there never a dash?)(Mondelez International/Mondelēz International(Does the logo look off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_Nips
Add-On: Do you remember feet being angled more straight and not curving in?(Was there not a bump on the side of the foot?)(Did all humans walk differently than all apes?)(Anything else off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ffgrGQSaS4
5752.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Rod Serling smoking in every The Twilight Zone episode?(Do his teeth and eyebrows look off?)(Was it just Twilight Zone?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VhNFdSIxgj4
Add-On: Do you remember the handles not crossing in the Guns N' Roses(Guns 'N Roses?)logo?(Anything else off?)(Were there not two Ps in the Led Zeppelin name, and logo?)(Anything else off?)(Rubick's Cube/Rubik's Cube(No apostrophe?))(Was there no 1982-1986 restoration of the torch on the Statue Of Liberty?)(Do any of the Lions For Lambs logos look off?)(Do you remember Oreo Double Stuft?)(Were Amelia Earhart's remains not found?)(Did Lisa not have a blue pinkish purple instrument in the earlier seasons that was different in color, and appearance to her current instrument, and is anything else off?)(Boost Mobile commercial, and other companies use modernized font.)(Is the Peridex mouthwash logo off?)(Safety Dance/The Safety Dance, and the mysterious singing girl, and have the lyrics changed again?)(Do the movie logos for Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, The Dead Pool,(Dead Pool?)Sudden Impact, and The Enforcer(Enforcer?)look off?)(Did Mona Lisa have her hands folded in her lap instead of sitting in a chair?)(Old shows use modernized font in intros or outros(Is outro a real word?).)(Has the NFL logo changed in any way, or have any of the other logos changed?)(Do you remember the White Rabbit from Alice In Wonderland being dressed differently?)(Dan Pilkey/Dave Pilkey/Dav Pilkey(Pikley?))(The company that makes Swedish Fish imprints their name on the fish in countries outside of the U.S..)(The Clorox, and Lysol logos are tilted instead of straight across.)(Statue Of Liberty has changed again.)(Black ladybug with red spots.)(Did the Sri Lankan pit viper, Asian vine snake, green tree python in yellow phase, San Francisco garter snake, eyelash viper, banded sea krait, Brazilian rainbow boa, Formosan odd-scaled snake, and the scaleless corn snake,(Did snakes species always have scales?)not exist?)(Did Patrick say, "No, that natural." instead of, "Get in the boat." when he helped Spongebob drive?)(Are the original judges of America's Got Talent different?)(Touch Of Modern logo T has changed, and is anything else off?)(Kit Cat is apparently a name associated with Kit Kat.)(Is the Lion bar logo off?)(The Mona Lisa/Mona Lisa)(ThinkeThe Thinker)(Was 101 Dalmatians never titled One Hundred And One Dalmatians, and is the release date of the movies off?)(John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band/John Lennon & Plastic Ono Band/John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band)(Many types of fish sold as food in many places have been mislabeled.)(Ireish/Irerish/Irish)(HIPPA became HIPAA, and the words stand for something else.)(Does the JOEtv logo look off?)(Do the Es, and As in Federal Tax Relief look off?)(Do the Us in the Muckleshoot Casino commercials, and logo look of?)(Do any of the lyrics in The Taste Of Ink(Taste Of Ink?)by The Used sound off?)(Swaztika/Swastika, and have the Swastikas in The Great Dictator changed to double crosses, and were they double plus signs for a while?)(Were words such as grateful, thankful, awful, hopeful, and bashful spelled with two Ls?)(Anything else off?)(Aweful/Awful)(Dout/Doubt)(Do you remember almost, always, and also being spelled with two Ls?)(Anything else off?)(An otheAnother)(Reciepe/Receipe/Recipe)(Is the use of neither vs. either different?)(Leonard Skinnard/Lynyrd Skynyrd)(To gatheTogatheTogether)(Has The Thinker changed body position completely?)(Do certain bugs look like real leaves, flowers, and do they blend in well now?)(Moe Williams/Mo Williams/Moe Willems/Mo Willems)(Other spellings?)(Reciept/Receipt)(Did words like away, along, and alone have a space, or dash?)(Does the music in Rollerball from 2002 sound different?)(Jamie Gertz/Jami Gertz)(Other spellings?)(Jason Patrick/Jason Patric)(Other spellings?)(Pokemon/Pokémon, and is the logo off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lions_for_Lambs
https://www.nps.gov/stli/learn/historyculture/places_restoring.htm
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubik's_Cube
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Led_Zeppelin
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns_N'_Roses
Add-On: Do you remember Pinocchio having brown eyes instead of blue?(Pinnochio/Pinocchio)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio_(1940_film)
5753.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember glass making not being as old as 3500 B.C.?
http://www.historyofglass.com
5754.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember communism in China already coming to an end instead of still going on?
https://www.quora.com/When-will-the-Chinese-Communist-party-end-Or-more-relevantly-When-will-the-absolute-rule-of-China-by-the-Chinese-Communist-Party-end
5755.(Famous U.S. President name change.)Richard Milhouse Nixon/Richard Milhous Nixon(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon
5756.(New species.)Have you heard of the hammerhead worm?(Did hammerhead beetles and lizards not exist?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipalium
5757.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the music video for She Drives Me Crazy by Fine Young Cannibals(The Fine Young Cannibals?)being different?(Was there no water used at all?)(Were they dressed differently?)(Did they look happier or sing differently?)(Did they dance different?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtvmTu4z
5758.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember raining stones not being a thing?
https://m.theepochtimes.com/1160773_1160773.html
5759.(Event name change.)Live Texas Jam '78/Live Texxas Jam '78(Was Texas never spelled Texxas for any event?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_Texxas_Jam_'78
5760.(Video Game name change.)Super Baseball Simulator 3.000/Super Baseball Simulator 2.000/Super Baseball Simulator 1.000(Was there a comma instead of a period or nothing at all?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Baseball_Simulator_1.000
5761.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember natural pink chocolate not being a thing?
https://nerdist.com/first-new-type-of-chocolate-discovered-in-80-years-is-naturally-pink/
5762.(Song name change.)Unforgiven/The Unforgiven(The Uninvited/Uninvited)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unforgiven_(song)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uninvited_(1988_film)
Add-On: Do you remember the Seven Dwarfs not having blue eyes and blue glasses?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Dwarfs
5763.(Music Lyrics change.)"Because the night belongs to lovers."/"Because the night belongs to lover."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Because_the_Night
5764.(Music Lyrics change.)"Born and raised in South Detroit."/"Born and raised in South Detroi."/"Born and raised in South Detrol."(Was the show of the same named Don't Stop Believing?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Stop_Believin%27
5765.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember there not being a barcode on the dashboard by the windshield of most automobiles?
https://webscaninc.com/applications/automotive/
5766.(Movie Quote change.)"Rug pissers."/"Carpet pissers."(Do you remember the car alarm going off in the one scene?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Lebowski
5767.(Rock Band name change.)Offspring/The Offspring(Does any of their music or logos look off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Offspring
5768.(Music Lyrics change.)"This bird you cannot change."/"The bird you cannot change."(Surfing Bird/Surfin Bird/Surfin' Bird)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfin%27_Bird
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lynyrdskynyrd/freebird.html
5769.(Music Lyrics change.)"My lonely days are gone."/"My lonely days are good."
https://genius.com/Michael-jackson-the-way-you-make-me-feel-lyrics
5770.(Music Lyrics change.)"Hungry like a wolf."/"Hungry like the wolf."(Song title changed too.)(Was there the sound of a woman moaning or yelling at the end of the song?)
https://genius.com/Duran-duran-hungry-like-the-wolf-lyrics
5771.(Music Lyrics change.)"And take it easy."/"So take it easy."(Ing to In' lyrics.)(Other songs I've mentioned in the past.)(Any of the other lyrics off?)
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eagles/takeiteasy.html
5772.(Music Lyrics change.)"Well mamma told me."/"Mamma told me."(Has their band logo changed again?)("Yeah."/"Yea.")("All I want from you."/"All I want for you.')
https://genius.com/Lynyrd-skynyrd-simple-man-lyrics
5773.(Music Lyrics change.)"Gimme three steps towards the door?"/"Gimme three towards your door?"(Give me?)(Toward?)(Men With Hats/Men Without Hands)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_Without_Hats
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lynyrdskynyrd/gimmethreesteps.html
5774.(Celebrity death that didn't happen.)Do you remember Perry Saturn dying?(Did Jimmy Carter dying?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry_Saturn
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter
5775.(Music Lyrics change.)"Like the latest fashion."/"Like a latest fashion."("By the time you hear the sirens."/"By the time you hear the siren.")(Them?)(Ing to In' lyrics.)(Does the music video for Pure Massacre by Silverchair(Silver Chair?)look or sound off to you?)(Cruising California (Bumping In My Truck)/Cruising California (Bumpin' In My Truck)(Are the lyrics off for Cruising California (Bumpin' In My Truck)?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruising_California_(Bumpin%27_in_My_Trunk)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pure_Massacre
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/offspring/comeoutandplay.html
5776.(Music Lyrics change.)"Well I'm standing next to the mountain."/"Girl I stand up next to a mountain."(Was it something else?)(Ing to In' lyrics.)(Jimi Hendrix Experience/The Jimi Hendrix Experience)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jimi_Hendrix_Experience
https://genius.com/The-jimi-hendrix-experience-voodoo-child-slight-return-lyrics
5777.(Logo change.)Do you remember the dash being straight in Tone-Loc for Funky Cold Medina?(Was there no line above the Oin Tone Loc?)(Anything else off about the song logo?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funky_Cold_Medina
5778.(Theme Song Lyrics change.)"I have a feeling."/"I got a feeling."("The Sun in the sky has a smile on its face."/"The Sun in the sky has a smile on his face.")("Its shining a salute."/"He's shining a salute.")("It's well to say."/"It's swell to say.)(I've?)
http://americandad.wikia.com/wiki/Good_Morning_USA
5779.(Music Lyrics change.)"Just like a prayer."/"Just like the prayer."(Has it switched back?)("Just like a dream."/"Just like the dream.")
https://genius.com/Madonna-like-a-prayer-lyrics
5780.(Music Lyrics change.)"We are living in a material world."/"We are living in the material world."("Everybody's living in a material world."/"Everybody's living in the material world.")(Any of the other lyrics off?)(Cindy LaupeCyndi Lauper)
https://genius.com/Madonna-material-girl-lyrics
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyndi_Lauper
5781.(Music Lyrics change.)"And you can dance for inspiration."/"And you could dance for inspiration."
https://genius.com/Madonna-into-the-groove-lyrics
5782.(Music Lyrics change.)"She's buried right in my backyard."/"She's buried right in my backya."
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/gunsnroses/usedtoloveher.html
5783.(Music Lyrics change.)"Teacher don't you feel me up with your rule."/"Don't you feel me up with your rules."(Ing to In' lyrics and song title.)(Boys?)
https://genius.com/Motley-crue-smokin-in-the-boys-room-lyrics
5784.(Music Lyrics change.)"Why is my ding ding burning like this?"/"Why is my thing thing burning like this?"(Any of the other lyrics or is there song title off?)
https://genius.com/Kool-moe-dee-go-see-the-doctor-lyrics
5785.(Music Lyrics change.)"And the good girls are home with broken hearts."/"And the good girls err home with broken hearts."(Ing to In' lyrics and song title.)
https://genius.com/Tom-petty-free-fallin-lyrics
5786.(Music Lyrics change.)"I woke up in between a memory and a dream."/"I woke up in between the memory and a dream."(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://genius.com/Tom-petty-you-dont-know-how-it-feels-lyrics
5787.(Famous Singer name change.)Nikki Syxx/Nikki Sixx(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikki_Sixx
5788.(Music Lyrics change.)"And coming down."/"Coming down."("Beat you down and break your heart and steal your crown."/"Beat you down, break your heart, steal your crown.")
https://genius.com/amp/Tom-petty-and-the-heartbreakers-learning-to-fly-lyrics
5789.(Music Lyrics change.)"The levee's going to break."/"Levee's going to break."(Was the first verse like the others?)(Levy/Levee)("Friends will do you no good."/"Praying will do you no good.")(Was levee spelled levy in all places it was used?)
https://genius.com/Led-zeppelin-when-the-levee-breaks-lyrics
5790.(Music Lyrics change.)"For such a pleasant stay."/"Such a pleasant stay."
https://genius.com/Led-zeppelin-ramble-on-lyrics
5791.(Music Lyrics change.)"For the misty mountain."/"For the misty mountains."(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://genius.com/Led-zeppelin-misty-mountain-hop-lyrics
5792.(Music Lyrics change.)"Greta Garbo, Marilyn Monroe."/Greta Garbo and Monroe."
https://genius.com/Madonna-vogue-lyrics
5793.(Music Lyrics change.)"I live for my dreams."/"I live for my dream."(Was Pocketful always Pocket Full in all places it was used?)
https://genius.com/Led-zeppelin-over-the-hills-and-far-away-lyrics
5794.(Music Lyrics change.)"You're on my mind."/"On my mind."
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/journey/faithfully.html
5795.(Music Lyrics change.)"That I decided to fly on the inside."/"That I decided to fly from the insow."(Shine Down/Shinedown)
https://genius.com/Shinedown-fly-from-the-inside-lyrics
5796.(Music Lyrics change.)"Yesterday's got nothing for me."/Yesterday got nothing for me."(Ing to In' lyrics.)(Did Axl Rose change to Axel Rose and back for you?)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-yesterdays-lyrics
5797.(Music Lyrics change.)"Caught on a one-way street."/"Caught on a one-way streets."
https://genius.com/Journey-whos-crying-now-lyrics
5798.(Music Lyrics change.)"I got a glass-jawed toothache."/"You got a glass-jawed toothache."(I've or You've?)(Was there no dash?)(Was it Jaw?)(Ing to In' lyrics.)(Any of the other lyrics off?)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-garden-of-eden-lyrics
5799.(Music Lyrics change.)"You had cum on your mind."/"You had cunt on your mind."
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/typeonegative/unsuccessfullycopingwiththenaturalbeautyofinfidelity191781.html
5800.(Music Lyrics change.)"Send me money now."/"Send you money now."(Was it Mom, Ma, Pa, or Pap?)(Was it Sent?)
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/typeonegative/cinnamongirl.html
5801.(Music Lyrics change.)"Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know."/"Trying to hold on t didn't even know."(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_End
5802.(T.V. Show Quote change.)"You never know who or what is gonna come through that door."/"You never know who or what's gonna come through that door."/"You never know what's gonna come through that door."/"You never know what is gonna come through that door."
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7039635/19-pawn-star-memes-that-never-know-whats-gonna-come-through-that-door
5803.(Music Lyrics change.)"Summer breeze makes me feel fine."/"Summer breeze makes me feel five."(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://genius.com/Type-o-negative-summer-breeze-lyrics
5804.(Music Lyrics change.)"When I look into your eyes, I can see the love restrained."/"When I look into your eyes, I can see your love restrained."/"When I look into your eyes, I can see a love restrained."(Restrain?)(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-november-rain-lyrics
5805.(Music Lyrics change.)"Baby maybe someday."/"Baby baby someday."
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-dont-cry-lyrics
5806.(Music Lyrics change.)"Face of an angel with the love of a witch."/"Face of an angel with the love of a win."
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-back-off-bitch-lyrics
5807.(Music Lyrics change.)"We live and hope to see the next day."/"You live and hope to see the next day."(Dust And Bones/Dust & Bones/Dust N Bones/Dust 'N Bones/Dust N' Bones)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-dust-n-bones-lyrics
5808.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember there being a growl at the very beginning of Bad Obsession by Guns N' Roses?(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-bad-obsession-lyrics
5809.(Music Lyrics change.)"Found a head and an arm in a garbage can."/"Found a head and an arm in the garbage can."(Ing to In' lyrics and song title.)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-double-talkin-jive-lyrics
5810.(Music Lyrics change.)"Put your pen to the paper."/"Put the pen to the paper."(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-dont-damn-me-lyrics
5811.(Music Lyrics change.)"The hand that feeds."/"The hand that feed."(And instead of N or An'?)(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-breakdown-lyrics
5812.(Music Lyrics change.)"Out on the streets all alone."/"Down to the street alone."/"Down on the street alone."(Ing to In' lyrics and song title.)
https://genius.com/Grateful-dead-truckin-lyrics
5813.(History change.)Do you remember Nancy Kerrigan's knee actually breaking instead of just getting bruised in the 1994 incident?(Was she not able to compete?)(Was Tonya Harding's boyfriend or manager the cause and not her ex?)(Was she not able to compete?)(Did she get caught right away?)
https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/skater-nancy-kerrigan-attacked
5814.(Music Lyrics change.)"Reap the dark within."/"Reproductive glands."("And he likes to shoot his guns."/"And he likes to shoot his gun.")
https://genius.com/Nirvana-in-bloom-lyrics
5815.(Music Lyrics change.)"Let me take a ride. Don't cut yourself."/"Let me take a ride. Cut yourself."(Is the Unplugged version off?)
https://genius.com/Nirvana-polly-lyrics
5816.(Music Lyrics change.)"It's nothing new to you."/"Snothing new to you."(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-you-could-be-mine-lyrics
5817.(Music Lyrics change.)"You ask your mom please but she still says no."/"You ask your mom please but she still said no."
https://genius.com/Beastie-boys-fight-for-your-right-to-party-lyrics
5818.(Spider name change.)Black Widdow/Black Widow(Widdow/Widow)(All uses of the word Widow.)(WiddowmakeWidowmaker)(WiddoweWidower)(Was Widow used for both a man and a woman?)(Do you remember black widows biting three times instead of one or a different number and were there bites more dangerous?)(Did false black widows and brown widows not exist?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_geometricus
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatoda_grossa
https://www.emedicinehealth.com/black_widow_spider_bite/article_em.htm
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Widow_(Natasha_Romanova)
5819.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the Neuralyzer in Men In Black being white instead of silver?(Was it a different color?)(Was the light a different color?)(Was it not also spelled Neuralizer?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuralyzer
5820.(Music Lyrics change.)"I can't get no satisfaction."/"I can get no satisfaction."(Did it sound like "Can't" through the whole song?)
https://genius.com/The-rolling-stones-i-cant-get-no-satisfaction-lyrics
5821.(Commercial Lyrics change.)"Everybody does it like something."/"Everybody doesn't like something."
https://www.duetsblog.com/2009/11/articles/trademarks/double-negatives-in-branding-nobody-doesnt-everybody-does/
5822.(Music Lyrics change.)"Billions shift from side to side."/"The billions shift from side to side."(Ing to In' lyrics.)(Was it spelled Axle Rose for you?)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-civil-war-lyrics
5823.(Song Title change.)Wearing That Loved On Look/Wearin' That Loved On Look(Ing to In' lyrics and song title.)(Was Elvis not a natural blonde?)
https://genius.com/Elvis-presley-wearin-that-loved-on-look-lyrics
5824.(Music Lyrics change.)"Money, get away."/"Money, to get away."("Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today."/"Money, so they say, is a root of all evil today.")
https://genius.com/Pink-floyd-money-lyrics
5825.(Music Lyrics change.)"We dance like marionettes."/"We dance like the marionettes."
https://genius.com/Megadeth-symphony-of-destruction-lyrics
5826.(Music Lyrics change.)"I realized life was a game."/"I realize life was a game."("As you read this."/"As you read.")(Does the song sound different?)(A Tout Le Monde/À Tout Le Monde)
https://genius.com/Megadeth-a-tout-le-monde-lyrics
5827.(Music Lyrics change.)"Prophesied last rites, loved to death, magnetic."/"Prophesied last rites, loved to death, my friends."(Are any of the lyrics spelled wrong?)(Prophesized/Prophesised/Prophesied)(Last Rites/Loved To Death/Last Rites/Loved To Deth)(Are the words in the song title off?)
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/megadeths-dave-mustaine-my-life-in-15-songs-118539/last-rites-loved-to-deth-128184/
https://genius.com/Megadeth-victory-lyrics
5828.(Music Lyrics change.)"I shed a tear."/"Shed a tear."(Ing to In' lyrics.)
https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-patience-lyrics
5829.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember bottled water not being sold as early as the 1760's?
https://www.sciencealert.com/15-facts-that-show-why-bottled-water-is-one-of-the-biggest-scams-of-the-century
5830.(Music Lyrics change.)"You trade your passion for glory."/"You change your passion for glory."(The Eye Of The TigeEye Of The Tiger)
https://genius.com/Survivor-eye-of-the-tiger-lyrics
5831.(Music Lyrics change.)"Sockets of my eyes."/"Socket of my eye."(Other lyrics?)
http://songmeanings.com/m/songs/view/14560/
5832.(Famous Time Traveler name change.)John TittoJohn Titor(Was everyone with this name also named Tittor?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
5833.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different, or not a thing?(Statue Of Liberty height change, Creation Of Adam,(The Creation Of Adam?)Gulper catfish, desert crocodiles, crocodile bubbles, humans can see infrared, devo no longer wore toilet seats and wore something more like spud collars and other things have changed, shock therapy for back pain, gobi bear, Mount Rushmore, sheep you can pull wool off of, bryozoans, dust storms, dolphins have two stomachs, boxer crab pom poms, narwhal tusks are actually teeth and sea lice live on them.)(Video below.)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CFUdO3L9eqY
5834.(Famous Actress name change.)Natasha Kinski/Nastassja Kinski(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nastassja_Kinski
5835.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember people with Parkinson's Disease not having hallucinations?)
https://www.fiercepharma.com/marketing/acadia-launches-parkinson-s-campaign-to-draw-attention-to-hallucination-symptoms
5836.(Movie name change.)Room 1408/1408(Book too.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1408_(film)
5837.(Food Company name change.)McCain's/McCains/McCain(Is the logo off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCain_Foods
5838.(Phantom quote.)Do you remember Neville Chamberlain saying, "I have in my hand a piece of paper." and, "Peace of our time." after signing the Declaration Of Peace with Hitler?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neville_Chamberlain
5839.(Toy name change.)Skip It/Skip-It(Do any of the logos look off?)(Did the other logos have, or not have dashes?)(Anything else off about all of this?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip-It
5840.(Real Life Quote change.)"The British are coming!"/"The Redcoats(Red-Coats or Red Coats?)are coming!"/"The regulars are coming out."(Did he say the quote loudly instead of being secret, and is anything else about the quote, or anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Revere
5841.(Music Lyrics change.)"I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like."/"You're saying all the things that I know you'll like."(Is it the first one, the second one, or both?)(Is the phenomenon that causes this off?)
https://genius.com/Olivia-newton-john-physical-lyrics
5842.(Music Lyrics change.)"She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself."/"She said don't gimme(Give me?)no lines and keep your hands to yourself."(Is it the first one, the second one, or both?)
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/georgiasatellites/keepyourhandstoyourself.html
5843.(Music Lyrics change.)"Funny how I find myself in love with you."/"Funny how I found myself in love with you."(Is it the first one, the second one, or both?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_My_Life_(album)
5844.(Real Life Quote change.)"Badda boom, badda bing."/"Badda bing, badda boom."(Was there dashes, or no dashes?)(Was there a comma, or no comma?)
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Badda%20Bing%2C%20Badda%20Boom
5845.(T.V. Show Quote change.)"Say goodnight Gracie." "Goodnight Gracie."/"Say goodnight Gracie." "Goodnight."/"Say goodnight." "Goodnight."(It's the second one sometimes.)(Anything else off?)(Did their show not go by other names?)(Did The George Burns Show not happen as in the one that came after this show?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_George_Burns_and_Gracie_Allen_Show
5846.(Chocolate name change.)Uno/UNo/U-No(Is the dash, or the rest of the logo off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-No_Bar
5847.(Chocolate name change.)Ice Cube/Ice Cubes(Does the Moritz logo look off?)
https://www.oldtimecandy.com/walk-the-candy-aisle/ice-cube-chocolates/
5848.(Chocolate name change.)Mellow Cup/Mello Cup/Mallow Cup/Mallo Cup(Is the Boyer logo off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyer_(candy_company)
5849.(Candy Logo change.)Do you remember the Bit-O-Honey logo being more aligned and going straight across?(Were there dashes instead of periods?)(Do any of the letters look off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bit-O-Honey
5850.(Famous Talk Show Host name change.)Sally Jessie Raphael/Sally Jessy Raphael(Other spellings?)(Was her show always known as The Sally Jessy Raphael Show?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Jessy_Raphael
5851.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the boys from Thailand that were involved in the cave rescue being found already?
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-bristol-44819101/thailand-cave-rescue-children-found-by-smell
5852.(Spelling change.)DefibulatoDefibrillator(Other spellings?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defibrillation
5853.(Spelling change.)Window Seal/Window Sill(Was it always one word, and never spelled with a dash, or a space?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_sill
5854.(Spelling change.)Laundrymat/Laundromat(Were they not also known as Launderettes, Laundrettes, and Washaterias?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-service_laundry
5855.(Spelling change.)Counterfit/Counterfeit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterfeit
5856.(Famous Talk Show Host name change.)Ellen Degeneres/Ellen DeGeneres(Were shiws simply known as Ellen and were they known as The Ellen DeGeneres Show?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ellen_DeGeneres_Show
5857.(Snake name change.)GardneGarter
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garter_snake
5858.(Spelling change.)Limosine/Limousine(Were they always really long vehicles?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limousine
5859.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember concrete airplane arrows not being a thing?(Anything else surrounding them off?)
https://sometimes-interesting.com/2013/12/04/concrete-arrows-and-the-u-s-airmail-beacon-system/
5860.(Supergroup name change.)Crosby, Stills & Nash/Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young(Was "supergroup" always "super-group"?)(Did they not form other smaller groups together?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crosby,_Stills,_Nash_%26_Young
5861.(Music Lyrics change.)"Left her in the sand."/"Left her in that sand."
https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/Soundgarden-burden-in-my-hand-lyrics
5862.(Music Lyrics change.)"In my eyes. Indisposed."/"In my eyes. Indispose."
https://genius.com/Soundgarden-black-hole-sun-lyrics
5863.(Music Lyrics change.)"The only one you will ever need."/"The only one you would ever need."/"The only one you could ever need."(Ing to In" lyrics.)(Thr Lamb Of God/Lamb Of God)
http://songmeanings.com/m/songs/view/3530822107858612332/
5864.(Fictional Character appearance change.)Do you remember Beast(The Beast?)from Beauty And The Beast(The Beauty And The Beast?)having brown eyes?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_(Beauty_and_the_Beast)
5865.(Famous Race Car Driver name change.)Danica KirkPatrick/Danica Kirkpatrick/Danica Patrick(Other spellings?)(Does she look different now?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_Patrick
5866.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember there not being audio, or any talking in Charlie Chaplin's movies?(Do any pictures of him look off?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w8HdOHrc3OQ
5867.(Movie City name change)Santa Clara/Santa Carla(Was Santa Carla based on Santa Clara, and not Santa Cruz?)
http://lostboys.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Carla
5868.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Laverne, and Shirley from Laverne & Shirley always wearing their first initials on their shirts?)(Gary Williams/Garry Williams)(Laverne Defazio/Laverne DeFazio)(Does the &, or anything else about the logo seem off to you?)(Was the show not also known as Laverne DeFazio & Shirley Feeney?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laverne_%26_Shirley
5869.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember there not being hidden temples in Mexico?(Were there not hidden temples in other places?)
https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/science/2018/07/12/mexico-earthquake-uncovers-ancient-temple-hidden-in-damaged-pyramid.amp.html
5870.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember mosquitoes not using six needles to bite?(Were their bites not as bad as they are now?)
https://www.kqed.org/science/728086/how-mosquitoes-use-six-needles-to-suck-your-blood
5871.(Song Title change.)The Sounds Of Silence/The Sound Of Silence(Other names?)(We've Got A Groovy Thing Going/We've Got A Groovy Thing Goin')(Sounds Of Silence, or Sound Of Silence?)(Anything else off?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sound_of_Silence
5872.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Despair not existing?(Did Anxiety not exist?)(Any of his other paintings off?)(Edward Grieg/Edvard Grieg)
https://www.wikiart.org/en/edvard-munch/despair-1892
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2018.06.06 13:10 Peanutbutter_Brain [Xbox PvE New Official Servers] Bed Bath and BeyArk Store! Colored Event Reapers, 325 Base Melee Gigas Wyverns, Rock Drakes, Quetzals, Tek, Fert Eggs, Dino Breeding, Basilisks, God Boss Rex's, Boss Therizino's, Boss Yuti's, Gear, Resources, and Structures +Much More

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(Note: Aberrant dinos will always come with a saddle if they have one and is factored into the total price)

TOP OFFERS

NEW Massive Center Map Base, Message for Details: (https://imgur.com/a/612SKfT)
NEW Phoenix, Leveled 178 - $500 (https://imgur.com/a/JtKBcRq)
NEW Perfect Tamed 180 Fert Tek Rex Egg - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/4gnzMqo)
Boss Therizino Egg, 408 Melee, 1500 Stamina, 9222 Health: $12 / $8 Multiple (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
God Boss Rex Egg, 555 Melee, 2688 Stamina, and 15.180 Health: $12 / $10 Multiple (https://imgur.com/a/wOMBXgG)
Double Blue Mutated Quetzal Eggs 1536 Base Weight - $7 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Boss Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: HP-8800 / Melee-361 - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/n4eB7)
Rainbow Argentavis Eggs Pink/Red/Green/Blue/Cyan - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/xkzBcj9) Updated Photo
80's Argentavis Eggs Pink/Green/Blue - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/EaHudRP) Updated Photo

NEW OFFERS

Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD) Updated Photo
328 Level at Hatch Fert Featherlight Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
Boss Argentavis Fert Egg - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/foMAmqH)
New Event Reapers + Updated Photos (See Cloning Section)
Diddy, Male Gigantopithecus (Ape) Unleveled 203 Blue/Magenta/Green - $30 (https://imgur.com/a/ldlKbrN)
Nicki Minaj, Female Gigantopithecus (Ape) Unleveled 168 Blue/Magenta/Green - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/TAdXE7G)
Rasta Bear, Red/Green (2)Male - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/nmx7pIt) Updated Photo

Creature Cloning

Special Event Reapers:
Event Reaper - $90 Updated Photos!
Reapers: 1-6 (https://imgur.com/a/3IpxyZ7)
Reapers: 7-12 (https://imgur.com/a/KCMJBVv)
Reapers: 13-18 (https://imgur.com/a/vHv1gYO)
Other Clonable Creatures:
Cotton Candy Basilisk 74 - $70 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)

ROCK DRAKES

All 100% Imprinted and Unleveled
[RESERVED] Rabies, 145 Rock Drake - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/QQfHEqy)
Mercury and Mars, 160 Rock Drake Twins - $15 per (https://imgur.com/a/i2ac1)
Chimichanga, 170 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/UZcsP)
Jet Fusion, 90 Easter Event Green Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/bVCarqY)
Chameleon, 165 Rock Drake - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/LNhhRtR)
Lunar, 165 Rock Drake - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/Uq16wQ8)
Zou, 165 Blue Rock Drake - $30 (https://imgur.com/a/tpq4vef)
Skeletor, 150 Rock Drake - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/Hj10wfJ)
Crescent, 155 Rock Drake - $30 (https://imgur.com/a/sVw0xQj)
Rak'a, 165 Rock Drake - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/kXIXKG3)

WYVERNS

Athena, Lightning Wyvern 170 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/5daI2gz)
Ender, Ice Wyvern 150 - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/Tj6fe)
Sunburst, Fire Wyvern 160 - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/fJjGfPe)
Dusk, Fire Wyvern 165 - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/Q2MGaUr)
Special Event Wyverns:
Pastel, Unleveled 150 Lighting Green/Pink - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/0VQYX)
Gremlin, Unleveled 155 Lightning Green/Cyan/Red/Blue - $50 (https://imgur.com/a/B0IcS)

Griffins

[SOLD OUT]
Special Event Griffins:
As Front Isn't Behind, Pink/Yellow/Green Leveled 188 - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/bO0Am)
Kingsman, Blue/Yellow Leveled 88 - $30 (https://imgur.com/a/bxCmyAH)
Kinga, Pink/Blue/Green Leveled 175 - $50 (https://imgur.com/a/veiQzds)

GIGANOTOSAURUS

Note: Please ask about full grown giga availability.
265 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $5
Triple Blue Giga Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/boJxb)
V-Day Giga Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/2FOn1)
Blueberry Pie Giga Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/ritt5)
Superman Giga Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/pem0i7g)
Wizard, Neon Green Mutated Giga Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/TphwN)
295 Base Melee Cyan Giga Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/JTdQoKR)
305 Base Melee Fert Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/Mw6GJQx)
$40 Per Egg / $25 Multiple (https://imgur.com/a/TqR6p)
Nirvana, Orange / Dark Blue Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/6geEI3Y)
Pink Giga Mutation Fert Egg - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/lEWradY)
Cotton Candy, 315 Base Melee Fert Egg - $35 (https://imgur.com/a/2dZtN3S)
315 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $75
325 Base Melee Fert Egg - $30 (https://imgur.com/a/O3NDReY)
325 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $100
335 Base Melee Fert Eggs - $75
335 Base Melee Full Grown Giga - $200
MC Giga Saddle 73.1 Armor - $12
Jman Giga Saddle 60.7 Armor - $8 (BP $20)

Quetzals "Platform Saddle Included"

Sea Breeze Fert Quetzal Eggs, 1536 Base Weight - $7 Per (https://imgur.com/a/VH6sqOe)
Sapphire Fert Eggs, 1536 Base Weight - $8 Per (https://imgur.com/a/8JidshJ)
1568 Base Weight - $8 Per
Twitters, 217 Blue/Cyan/Red Female 67% Imprinted - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/ah5q6wX)
[SOLD] Hobgoblin, 224 Blue/Green/Red Female 90% Imprinted - $45 (https://imgur.com/a/Vs9yX34)
Subtle Suzy, 199 White/Pink/Auburn 1568 Base Weight Female 67% Imprinted - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/pwDuTMO)
[SOLD] Pumpkin Patch, 229 Orange/Orange/Auburn 1568 Base Weight - $45 (https://imgur.com/a/x4x3cbB)

Yutyrannus

Boss Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: HP-8800 / Melee-361 - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/n4eB7)
Pink Yutyrannus Fert Eggs: Stats Vary - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/VJ2V7B6)
Boss Yuti - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/m4E1VVO)
Pink Boss Yuti - $25 (https://imgur.com/a/L9xswep)

Otters

Otter Photo Gallery: https://imgur.com/a/9HpO5az
Please Check Link for Availability:
https://www.playerauctions.com/ark-items/139213322i!xbox-pve-new-official-servers-cc-breeding-pair-ott/

Thylacoleo

Special Thyla Sales
Pennywise, Red Top, White Body, and Cyan Belly Leveled 246 Male Thylacoleo 98% Imprinted - $4
Level 200+ Unleveled Thylacoleo - $4
Tron, Blue / Purple / Cyan (1)Male (1)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/eKAth)
Gym Mat, Blue / Purple/ Yellow (1)Males - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/WVf2T)
Inferno Thyla, Black / Red / Yellow (0)Male (0)Female - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/E9pd9) (N2B)
Red Velvet, Red / Red / Slate - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/AyOXV) (N2B)
Avatar Thyla, Blue / Blue / Cyan (1)Male (1)Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/teO09zQ)
Vice Kitty Thyla, Pink / Pink / Cyan (2)Female - $8 ()
The Confetti Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Yellow - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/1P3FC) (N2B)
Kool-Aid Thyla, Blue / Pink/ Neon Red / Cyan (2)Female - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/cThZ2sj)
Jolly Rancher Thyla, Blue / Pink / Neon Red / Green (1)Female - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/aEyOUxu)

Aberration Dinos

Reapers:
See Cloning Section

Light Pets:

Perfect Tame Glowtail - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
Perfect Tame Fert Glowtail Egg - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/NI1A5)
Perfect Tame Featherlight - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/ktDvb)
Perfect Tame Fert Featherlight Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/dz74a)
328 Level at Hatch Fert Featherlight Egg - $15 (https://imgur.com/a/MI2mhHg)
Level 200+ Bulbdog - $10 Colors Vary (https://imgur.com/a/XCRbn)
Level 200+ Shinehorn Colors Vary - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/X2aU4)

Aberrant Megalosaurus:

Perfect Tame Fert Eggs - $5
Cotton Candy Fert Eggs - $8
Veronica, Pink/Red Unleveled 152 Female - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/LEtI5dg)

Aberrant Spinos:

Aberrant Spino, Royal Blue Fert Egg: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/LBE98CD) Updated Photo
Aberrant Xmas Spino Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FIVtj)
Aberrant V-Day Spino (1)Males - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/qb6Lb)

Basilisks:

[CLONE] Cotton Candy Basilisk Unleveled 74 - $70 (https://imgur.com/a/OQ3a1k0)

Roll Rats: The Best Wood Gatherers in the Game! Saddle Included

[RESERVED] Wellman, Male 197 - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/ZUMGsdK)
Whisker Biscuits, Male 223 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/zQR0Dc1)
Tango, Male 216 - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/TAZY1Aw)
Saint, Male 193 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/WQdrvDH)
Shilly Shelly, Female 199 - $6 (https://imgur.com/a/1X81boY)
Madagascar, Male 235 - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/i1YyYHT)
Zach, Male 216 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/ejIZxzC)
New King, Male 207 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/8Tr8YVm)

Ravagers:

Blue Ravager - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/9qAeR) (N2B)
Pink Ravager, (1)Male (1)Female - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/ZXi0S)
Red Ravager (1)Male (1)Female - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/0mvOI)

Karkinos:

[RESERVED] Rock Lobster, Leveled 270 Male - $40 (https://imgur.com/a/stsxogu)

Therizinos

Unleveled Male Boss Therizinos: (https://imgur.com/a/xlVxwYn)
Unleveled Male Therizinos with Great Stats:
Special Therizino Sales
Cotton Candy Male Unleveled, 255 - $20 (https://imgur.com/a/YNWrsDL)

Daeodons "Healing Pigs"

Captain Planet, Blue/Green - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/hMjMu) (N2B)
Swag Swine, Pink/Purple/Black - $12 (3)Female (https://imgur.com/a/RT7Ja)
Nightshade, Blue/Purple/Black (0)Male (1)Female - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/ZAZ27Qt)
Pink/Green/Black - $10 (1)Female (https://imgur.com/a/eyHsZ)
Daeodon: $8 Stats Vary 200+ Level (https://imgur.com/a/L9CUl) (2 Boss Ready Available)

Ankylosaurus

High Melee Ankylo (2 Available) - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
High Melee Ankylo Fert Eggs: 422 Base Melee - $4 Per (https://imgur.com/a/JHPq7)
Aberrant Ankylosaurus:
Green Lightning, Leveled 233 Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/sJBmO4G)
V-Day Juice, Unleveled 179 Male - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/NyQhnSg)
Surface Drill, Leveled 224 Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/17qMDs8)
Grinch, Unleveled 189 Female - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/jLGIK4i)
Xmas Replacer, Unleveled 170 Male - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/HfGAePs)
Xmas Female, Unleveled 189 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/1703AWE)

Doedicurus

Pink, (2)Male (2)Female Available - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/Zlocs8L)
Aberrant Doedicurus - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/q7IgrMG) (N2B)

Dire Wolves

Tulip Wolf, Magenta/Green/Lavender (1)Male - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/fPojF)
Kiwi, Red/Green/Lavender Unleveled Male 192 - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/zk3VI)

Beavers

Slick Stick, Navy Blue Body / Green Tail Male - $10 (https://imgur.com/a/1vwxlME)

Dire Bears

Cotton Candy Bear - $10 (1)Male (1)Female (https://imgur.com/a/s4MAh)
Reaper Bears, Red/Black (1)Male - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/hMQWh)
Rasta Bear, Red/Green (2)Male - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/nmx7pIt) Updated Photo

Other Dino Availability

Megalania (10 Available) - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/SSVKD82)
Baryonyx: $10 (https://imgur.com/IdAq1yJ) (https://imgur.com/a/EUlyHpe) (6 Available)
Unicorns Level 200+ - (https://imgur.com/a/2kabS)

OTHER FERTILIZED EGGS

(Note: All egg stats and mutations are 100% Guaranteed unless specified otherwise)
Gen X Boss Therizino Eggs, 408 Melee, 1500 Stamina, 9222 Health: $12 / $8 Multiple (https://imgur.com/a/0e3Oe)
Cotton Candy Tapejara Pink/Cyan/Red Fert Egg - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/tUEs5)
Imperial Tapejara Red/Cyan Fert Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/FT3Yn)
Rainbow Argentavis Eggs Pink/Red/Green/Blue/Cyan - $5 (https://imgur.com/a/xkzBcj9) Updated Photo
80's Argentavis Eggs Pink/Green/Blue - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/EaHudRP) Updated Photo
Red Vulture Eggs: $3 (https://imgur.com/tQ6RvAV)
White Vulture Eggs: $3 (https://imgur.com/a/xzkHt)
Red/Green Vulture Eggs: $3 (https://imgur.com/a/McHcA6g)
Cyan Vulture Eggs: $3 (https://imgur.com/a/AMXWhbd)
Spino Fert Eggs, Non-Aberrant w/ Zero Mutations: $4
Baryonyx Fert Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/a/EUlyHpe)
Perfect Tamed Halloween Event Megalosaurus Eggs: $4 (https://imgur.com/m7vNwwp)
Perfect Tamed Aberrant Megalosaurus Eggs: $6 (https://imgur.com/a/5XIqb)
V-Day Terror Bird Fert Eggs - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/HvFUl)
V-Day Oviraptor Fert Eggs - $3 (https://imgur.com/a/Hsigg)
Fiesta Dimorphodon Egg - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/ePY6h)

Other Mutations

Super-Mutant Hyaenodons Purple/Black/Green (0)Male (0)Female - $5 (https://imgur.com/9CBV8Mi)
Devil Hound Hyaenodons Red/Black/Green (0)Male (1)Female - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/O3jqm)
Green Apple Monkeys - $4 (https://imgur.com/a/e2edW) (N2B)
Halloween Megalosaurus - $12 (https://imgur.com/dX9d2Zm) (1)Male
Blue Megalosaurus - $12 (https://imgur.com/p33gvkX) 2 Leveled Available

SPECIAL SALES

[RESERVED] Romeo, Male Chalicotherium - $12 (https://imgur.com/a/zuLjC)
Halloween Event Male Megalosaurus Level 179 - $8 (https://imgur.com/a/PIzIIcw)
Sloths/Megatheriums Sale
Brody, 233 Male - $7 (https://imgur.com/a/xsxcB)

Fishing Rods

Ascendant
Mastercraft
Journeyman
Apprentice
Ramshackle

Special Services

(Note: Levels vary unless specified otherwise)

Dino Daycare

Do you want to go on vacation? Or have a family emergency and can't play ark for awhile? Are just feeling lazy or burnt out? But you're worried your dinos will starve or disappear if you're gone for longer than a week?
Introducing the new Dino Daycare!
We will feed all your dinos and insure none of them will die. We will also reset your timers on all your buildings for you.
1 Day - $20 (We come on for one day that you have specified to feed dinos/reset timers)
10 Days - $75
Note: This is for one tribe only, if you have multiple servers or tribes there will be extra fees. I'll need to join your tribe at an earlier date. You can send me a message for anything special I'll need to do as well.

Structures / Resources

100 Metal Ceilings - $9
100 Metal Ramps - $9
100 Metal Pillars - $9
100 Metal Walls - $8
100 Metal Foundations - $10
Metal Dino Gate Set - $1
Metal Behemoth Gateway Set - $6
Stone Behemoth Gateway Set - $2
Stone Cliff Platform - $2
Metal Cliff Platform - $10
Vault - $2

Resources

100 Black Pearls - $4
Gas - $5 per 1000
100 Electronics - $1
100 Polymer - $2
100 Advanced Rifle Bullets - $1
4 Large Crop Plots - $1

Crafting and Electrical

Air Conditioner - $1
Fridge - $2
Generator - $1
Auto Turret - $2
Heavy Turret - $6
Industrial Forge - $10
Industrial Cooker - $10
Industrial Grill - $3
Chem Bench - $10
Industrial Grinder - $20

Tek Structures and Gear

Tek Replicator - $100
Tek Generator - $35
Tek Behemoth Gate Set - $50
Tek Trough - $20
Tek Transmitter - $40
Tek Forcefield - $60
Tek Tapejara Saddle - $50
Tek Rifle - $25

Gear

(Note: The Bps listed are NOT for sale but I do have some for sale so feel free to ask)

Armor Sets

(Note: For any armor pieces that are missing from sets I'll make a primitive for $1)
Hazmat Suit Full Set: $8
(Tip: The Hazmat suit acts as a gas mask and fully protects you from Bee Hives and Poison Wyverns)
Flak Armor Full Set: $8
Riot Armor Full Set: $20
Scuba Full Set $8
Fur Armor High Warmth Value Full Set: $8
Ghillie Armor Full Set: $5
Desert Cloth Full Set: $5
Ram Desert Cloth Shirt 69.8 Armor / 80 Durability / Insu 42.7 / Weapon DMG 112 - $2

Saddles

Coming Soon

Special Requests and More Information

If there is something you need that isn't listed please feel free to ask as I'm trying to do everything there is to do.
Payment
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